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3754 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Apr 2002 at 11:13 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-04-02 11:15:52 AM  
Now what am I supposed to do on Saturday nights?
2002-04-02 11:18:34 AM  
red, white and blue streamers with blank panties? how passe!

he should've been shot on sight.
2002-04-02 11:20:24 AM  
Holy Sheetz!
2002-04-02 11:20:44 AM  
You know, it's just plain cruel to post a story like this and *not* include a photo of the actual incident.
2002-04-02 11:21:17 AM  
Aw dad, go home, you're drunk.
2002-04-02 11:23:33 AM  
police allegedly found him dancing in women's underwear and cowboy boots outside of a convenience store.

ugh. nice morning visual.
2002-04-02 11:23:37 AM  
Hero tag! Hero tag! Hero tag! Everybodyy!!!
2002-04-02 11:25:04 AM  
"Albert was subdued with pepper spray and taken to Philipsburg Hospital where police were able to identify him from a driver's license."

WHERE THE HELL did he keep that driver's liscense ? Please pass the rubber gloves.
2002-04-02 11:26:51 AM  
saw the same thing while clubbing saturday night. well, almost.
2002-04-02 11:27:07 AM  
Sanjay to the entrance with the Windex.
2002-04-02 11:33:16 AM  
This happens all of the time.
2002-04-02 11:34:06 AM  
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2002-04-02 11:40:09 AM  
Where did they find the wallet? He was wearing bikini underwear... BAD VISUAL IMAGE ALERT!!!
2002-04-02 11:41:02 AM  
The cops asked him if he was alright.

Another fine example of police attacking individual rights.
2002-04-02 11:42:22 AM  
NOON? Nothing like that morning beer, eh?
2002-04-02 11:45:54 AM  
This guy has nothing on South Beach's own Dancing Leotard man...

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2002-04-02 11:52:16 AM  
"If you want my body,
and you think I'm sexy,
come on baby, let me know..."
2002-04-02 11:54:36 AM  
Who in god's name posted this? Thought that I was the only one in the world who actually read my home towns site....
2002-04-02 12:00:17 PM  
Bbanjo: I grew up down the river in Milford (Alexandria, really). That quiet little hamlet on the Delaware is getting alot of action lately. First Jayson Williams, now this nut job. Of course things get interesting after I leave.
2002-04-02 12:04:10 PM  
Flames? I see nothing wrong with the guy. Maybe he was fulfilling a bet? Maybe he was just weird, but there was no reason for the police to stop him. My friend Danielle regularily goes out in public wearing clothes that would shame a stripper but she doesn't get stopped and drilled becasue of her clothes. If I did it, yeah, I'd expect that the police would through a fire blanket over my fat ass just to protect the children, but I still think that this is stupid. The cops shouldn't have bugged the guy, BUT the guy shouldn't have bugged the cops!
2002-04-02 12:09:36 PM  
I see this guy in Times Square every summer:

How are they different?
2002-04-02 12:17:56 PM  
Damn cops, always have to ruin a good time!

dancin with myself....
2002-04-02 12:23:12 PM  
I know the town Diogenes. Knowing people in Phillipsburg, this is the most action the police have seen in years.
2002-04-02 12:51:09 PM  
The store was named Sheetze. He only wanted to buy three sheetze for the wind. Drunk perfomance truer form of expression.
2002-04-02 12:59:08 PM  
Good Lord! Austin, TX has Leslie the cross-dressing homeless man and he's frequently spotted galavanting about town in his thong and heels. He has never been arrested---in fact he's run for mayor many times.
2002-04-02 01:13:48 PM  
And what is really sad is that I work with people who live in Philipsburg, fortunately I live in State College.

But for all of the rest of you, yes, this is the same Centre County Court from a week or two ago that was involved with the nude gardener. He lives in Pleasant Gap. Before you ask, yes, those towns are on opposite sides of the county, and no, we don't all act that way.
2002-04-02 01:38:30 PM  
Just goes to further prove my theory that 99% of the people in the world are insane, and the other 2% are just stupid.
2002-04-02 01:42:28 PM  
99% + 2%?
2002-04-02 01:43:41 PM  
I hope he wears something really special for his court appearance. Fish-nets, fark-me pumps, and a headdress.
2002-04-02 03:54:56 PM  
my old roomate knew this guy who dressed up as a rug. he legally changed his name to rug, and would sometimes just lie down on the ground and "become rug".
2002-04-02 04:00:48 PM  
"And for my next act, I'd like to bedazzle the lot of you with a little Tom Jones number!"
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