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Action Replay Nick		2005-05-09 08:02:44 PM

Women still only need two drinks to make out with each other

Hot.

Christi		2005-05-10 12:01:26 AM

Women still only need two drinks to make out with each other

Oh come on, submitter. It takes me at least four.

CheekyMunky		2005-05-10 01:23:32 AM

I'll get two of 'em, anybody wanna pitch in for the other two?

jrkarp		2005-05-10 01:25:16 AM

I'm in.

/karp

crossbuster		2005-05-10 02:14:35 AM

but homosexuality is still a choice. There's absolutely no biological component to it. To say otherwise is blaspheme.

/fundies

inturnaround		2005-05-10 02:17:19 AM

And Joe Francis is thankful for it.

niethan		2005-05-10 02:18:23 AM

What bugs is that if two guys are drunk and kiss the are ridiculed as homofags... with women it is an accepted part of being drunk.

nytmare		2005-05-10 02:19:04 AM

"What was it that attracted you to your mate?" "I sniffed his pheromones."

Yeah, right.

ikanreed		2005-05-10 02:19:47 AM

this brings an idea. Gay-test. you dose your children with pheremones from both genders and take a "special picture" with instant results. a fortune to be made.

robsul82		2005-05-10 02:20:11 AM

Another piece of evidence on sexuality being biological? Uh oh, Weaver's gonna be angry.

And you wouldn't like Weaver when he's all verklempt.

WAXMANZA		2005-05-10 02:20:51 AM

Whatever they do it's still immoral and takes away the sanctity of opposite-sex couples...unless of course you are talking about girl on girl action, then its HOT!!!

CheekyMunky		2005-05-10 02:22:00 AM

niethan:

What bugs is that if two guys are drunk and kiss the are ridiculed as homofags... with women it is an accepted part of being drunk.

I wouldn't ridicule 'em. Wouldn't particularly wanna see it, but wouldn't make a fuss either. But that's just me.

Denial		2005-05-10 02:22:04 AM

This thread is worthless without pics!!!
for the second half of the headline

/not homophobic
//has made out with male friends
///does not give a fark.

JoshFromKC		2005-05-10 02:23:50 AM

"but homosexuality is still a choice. There's absolutely no biological component to it. To say otherwise is blaspheme."

So if it is a choice, then there has to be an alternative, which is heterosexuality, correct? Please enlighten me on when you CHOSE to be a heterosexual, if that is what you are leaning to.

big hoop earrings		2005-05-10 02:24:44 AM

Depends on the drink(s)/girl(s).

I've had BF's whose closets I could roll around in forever they smelled so yummy. I went on a date 3 nights ago, I couldn't stand to be around him, because he smelled Terrible - and not for lack of showering. There won't be a date #2. Sorry. Pheromones matter!

This might be a good test for some of the guys I work with in the salon, though. See if they really are the men they say they are.

farkosaurus		2005-05-10 02:25:34 AM

Denial
This thread is worthless without pics!!! for the second half of the headline

agreed. requesting visual verification.

niethan		2005-05-10 02:25:52 AM

CheekyMunky:

I wouldn't ridicule 'em. Wouldn't particularly wanna see it, but wouldn't make a fuss either. But that's just me.

Unfortunately it is... i haver been known to occasionally engage in homosexual kissing when piss-drunk, not making out, mind you (not that there's anything wrong with that), just single kisses, which, while with tongue, still had nothing erotic whatsoever. That does make me a "Fag" in the eyes of many people, though, as i have had more than enough occasion to hear.

/bitter

technicolor-misfit		2005-05-10 02:26:02 AM

Can we get over the whole chicks making out with each other "fad" now?

I'm gonna jump in early and say that it seems like I'm probably the only guy on the planet who really couldn't give a rat's ass about seeing chicks make out with each other.

Moreover, not only is it not a turn-on to me... If I get the feeling they're doing it specifically for attention, or to get the guys "riled up," it's a major turn-off. Even if I did find it intriguing, I'd refuse to pay any attention to it out of pure principle.

Some chick in a bar the other day asked me to go get her some pretzels, and I said "Are your legs broken? I'm a modern man, baby. Get 'em yourself." So she says, "if you'll go get us a basket of pretzels, Kim and I will make out..."

Like I'm really gonna be turned on by something someone's doing specifically to manipulate me...

Man, do I ever sound like a crotchety old bastard...

Pot Pie Man		2005-05-10 02:26:26 AM

I just had to chime in and say how brilliant the headline is, submitter. Well done. Also, I hope anyone who plans on trolling in here with some "I H8 FAGS" crap will just keep to themselves. I hope i don't offend any homosexual dudes with stereotyping, but i've never met a gay guy who didn't have a great sense of humility, and cares about people in general.

/if $7 fruity shots at the bar is what it takes to get girls to make out, then go ahead and put 'em on my tab

Penny_Ante		2005-05-10 02:28:54 AM

Don't worry technicolor-misfit, you're not the only one who finds the whole thing pointless and stupid.

teabag bandit		2005-05-10 02:29:11 AM

This "two drinks" thing needs to be tested. Any Farketts up to the challenge?

niethan		2005-05-10 02:29:17 AM

"That does absolutely nothing for me"

Obsequious		2005-05-10 02:30:16 AM

big hoop earrings, REDONDO BEACH REPRESENT!!

inkdrinker		2005-05-10 02:31:27 AM

technicolor-misfit
Took a lotta courage to say that.

I used to be all about it, but the attention whores kind of ruined it. Like flashmobbing.

Denial		2005-05-10 02:31:55 AM

im with technicolor misfit.

and that piece of ARTWORK you show, neithan, is ART. not two stumbling and slurring whores at the bar trying to make themselves feel better than the other sluts by attentionwhoring themselves to the men with the deepest wallets.

BearToy		2005-05-10 02:32:20 AM

crossbuster: But homosexuality is still a choice.

Oh definitely. We all are really straight and just choose to be gay so we can be second class citizens. Its fun to have your best friend spit in your face when you tell him the truth about yourself. But that's not all... what is a real hoot is when your blood family completely rejects you because you refuse to lie to them anymore. That is sweet. If I was ever swayed from my choice to be gay, I just remember that in this country I do not have the same basic privileges of marriage that a heterosexual can enjoy. You're right, I really am straight but chose to be gay since it is such a socially rewarding place to be.

You don't know what you're missing. You too should choose to have your body respond to the same gender rather than the opposite. You would instantly be in the middle of some interesting battles.

Tomorrow I have decided that I will like sweet potatoes even though they have always made me throw up before.

Please think before you type.

/was married to a woman for 11 years

RobDude		2005-05-10 02:32:50 AM

I agree completely with technicolor-misfit.

inkdrinker		2005-05-10 02:33:58 AM

BearToy
Look up "satire" and "sarcasm," then come back and respond to crossbuster again.

/is a guy named Crossbuster going to be fundamentalist now?

Esc0111		2005-05-10 02:34:51 AM

Technicolor misfit is a jukebox hero. No wait. I just agree with him on the attention whoring.

Now if two chicks are making out in my room on my bed for me, well that's a different story entirely.

UseUrHeadFred		2005-05-10 02:35:29 AM

Two chicks making out sounds great, until you're actually faced with the situation. Then, it's great at first, but quickly starts sucking.

niethan		2005-05-10 02:35:41 AM

Denial:

and that piece of ARTWORK you show, neithan, is ART. not two stumbling and slurring whores at the bar trying to make themselves feel better than the other sluts by attentionwhoring themselves to the men with the deepest wallets.

I'm sorry.

better?

WAXMANZA		2005-05-10 02:36:15 AM

BearToy
While I can't speak for him, I do believe that crossfire was joking. My evidence is the "/fundies"

Penny_Ante		2005-05-10 02:36:31 AM

That seems to be the basis for this fascination with women kissing. Men having the utterly unfounded and unrealistic idea in their head that they can somehow join in.

Esc0111		2005-05-10 02:37:57 AM

So yeah, turns out there's a legion of us. But Denial keep the pic parade coming...you know for examples.

big hoop earrings		2005-05-10 02:38:30 AM

Obsequious -

RB Henneseys. Friday. We'll test this theory out.

/beer break

Esc0111		2005-05-10 02:38:49 AM

revenge of the >

BearToy		2005-05-10 02:41:06 AM

niethan: "That does absolutely nothing for me"

I know you started a virtual [sarcasm] tag but I have to add that up. I find these girls to be very very white-hot even though I am a major mondo pole smoker.

Sum Dum Gai		2005-05-10 02:42:18 AM

ikanreed
this brings an idea. Gay-test. you dose your children with pheremones from both genders and take a "special picture" with instant results. a fortune to be made.

There are a number of sexuality tests out there, some psychological, some hormonal.

Christi		2005-05-10 02:42:40 AM

GIS for Modern Man:

BearToy		2005-05-10 02:43:40 AM

inkdrinker: s a guy named Crossbuster going to be fundamentalist now?

Damn. My sarc-o-meter is broken again!
Thanks for the calibration.
Perhaps I should try to sleep a time they think of as normal.

Denial		2005-05-10 02:44:25 AM

neithan

the girl you pictured clearly already displays a portion of the attention whore uniform with her headgear. see below

Denial		2005-05-10 02:45:34 AM

now with hosting!

Obsequious		2005-05-10 02:46:34 AM

sorry darlin, my lady doesn't like other girls smelling my pheromones.
thanx for the offer though. :)

maybe henneseys is the problem? kidding, but not really.

niethan		2005-05-10 02:47:03 AM

Oh my, it says Jesus on her cap

Playerslight		2005-05-10 02:47:50 AM

Penny_Ante:

Men having the utterly unfounded and unrealistic idea in their head that they can somehow join in

We also like to look at pictures of fast cars and watch things blow up on TV. I blame it on defective genes.

/would not trade his defective genes for all the gold in estroville

Denial		2005-05-10 02:47:53 AM

neithan, youre missing it entirely, and im sorry.

Victoly		2005-05-10 02:50:23 AM

Women still need only two drinks to make out with each other

Hell, sometimes they don't even need to go into different women, even if all the participants are (otherwise) straight.

</w00t w00t>

niethan		2005-05-10 02:51:07 AM

Denial: neithan, youre missing it entirely, and im sorry.

uhm... what was your point then? my first pic was classy enough not to be considered nasty attention whoring, whereas my second pic qualified as just that, amongst others because of the cap... so you postet a picture of a slut with a similar hat....

/confused

Playerslight		2005-05-10 02:52:09 AM

Denial: now with hosting!

She's hot.

Except for those two defenseless baby seals whoms ass she jammed her feet into.

Denial		2005-05-10 02:52:34 AM

i was agreeing that your second pic was attention whoring, and not pleasing, and the first was artwork, completely different and eliciting an entirely different response than the attentionwhores/whoring.

maybe we are agreeing?

/its late.

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