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2005-05-08 10:34:39 PM
wow some gal is the main page master

/ and no I did not click the links. I like boobies
 
2005-05-09 12:07:29 AM
Nice. I wouldn't kick him out of bed.

sweatmasterB: wow some gal is the main page master

I thought something was wrong with my screen. Two weeners links showed up green.
 
2005-05-09 12:15:36 AM


Two weeners for the price of one.
 
2005-05-09 12:31:39 AM
pshaw: Two weeners for the price of one.


what is the rule for posting NSFW pics in a thread, i have one of me and another guy farking my boyfriend that has the same caption
 
2005-05-09 12:56:52 AM
cardex:

what is the rule for posting NSFW pics in a thread, i have one of me and another guy farking my boyfriend that has the same caption

It's frowned on (will be deleted by an eagle-eyed moderator), but a link to an NSFW pic is ok, as long as the link is clearly identified as NSFW.
 
2005-05-09 01:25:58 AM
Nope. He doesn't do anything for me. His hair is too short. (sighs) I'm horny but picky.
 
2005-05-09 01:32:40 AM
wow some gal is the main page master

 
2005-05-09 04:46:37 AM
Is it just me, or are uncircumsised penises (Penii? Whatever.) kinda creepy?
 
2005-05-09 05:20:12 AM
WildHockey: Is it just me, or are uncircumsised penises (Penii? Whatever.) kinda creepy?


It's a sad thing when women prefer mutilated penises, sadder still when they call natural ones 'creepy'.

Which is worse, that, or guys who prefer shaved women? Hmm..
 
Yst
2005-05-09 05:26:33 AM
WildHockey: Is it just me, or are uncircumsised penises (Penii? Whatever.) kinda creepy?

Yeah, I'm not at all a fan, and most guys and girls in general seem to prefer cut to uncut.

But the one uncut guy I dated said he prefered uncut, himself, so maybe it's a matter of what you're used to. Most guys grow up cut in North America, so they like em cut. Or that's the way it seems. Hetero women seem to concur.

Personally, I think our puritanical forebearers did a glorious survice for gay men everywhere when, in an effort to prevent self-gratification, they popularised an old Hebrew edict ordering that cocks be made surgically sexier shortly after birth. It's the oldest cosmetic surgery on the books.
 
2005-05-09 05:29:03 AM
Dude doesn't do it for me...his face is just too angular. Nice legs though.

And I don't find uncircumcised penis's creepy...actually they are pretty damn neat.
 
2005-05-09 05:36:16 AM
Wow, and I thought Farkers were picky about Boobies links...

This means I am NEVER going to get laid:(
 
2005-05-09 05:38:30 AM
While Drew's fast asleep, Mrs. Curtis starts greenlighting links...
 
2005-05-09 06:01:29 AM
Some of their pee pees look small. Maybe its just the camera angle though
 
2005-05-09 06:02:48 AM
The Admins. must have been watching the last weeners link. So now they greenlight another, just to mess with us boobie deprived farkers.
 
2005-05-09 06:36:28 AM
nice, a little something for the gay farkers!
 
2005-05-09 06:50:24 AM
Why do they make men pose in such ridiculous poses? It makes me laugh not horny :P

Yay for extra weenie links today!!
 
2005-05-09 06:53:17 AM
Is it just me, or are uncircumsised penises (Penii? Whatever.) kinda creepy?

I agree. I also like my females circumcised. That hole sewn-together look is super-hot.
 
2005-05-09 06:55:09 AM
I also hate real tits. YUCCCCCKKK!
 
2005-05-09 07:17:43 AM
little_wing: "I agree. I also like my females circumcised. That hole sewn-together look is super-hot."

Frankly, there's no comparing male and female circumcision. Male circumcision is, at worst, an aesthetic decision that involves making cleanliness easier and fills the desires of western culture. Female circumcision at -best- almost completely removes the ability of the woman to achieve orgasm, closes the vagina to limit if not preclude access to the g-spot, and marks the woman as a second-class citizen.
 
2005-05-09 07:37:13 AM

Frankly, there's no comparing male and female circumcision. Male circumcision is, at worst, an aesthetic decision that involves making cleanliness easier and fills the desires of western culture. Female circumcision at -best- almost completely removes the ability of the woman to achieve orgasm, closes the vagina to limit if not preclude access to the g-spot, and marks the woman as a second-class citizen.


I am aware of this, and that was my point. To loudly proclaim that natural penises are "creepy" is ludicrous. Many of my mates are circumcised, and it isn't a big deal.
But there are some women who will refuse to have a relationship with a man who has his penis intact. That is terribly, terribly wrong.
 
2005-05-09 07:47:26 AM
ok now EWWWWWWWW, STOP IT. 2 bad weiners links in a row? BLECH
 
2005-05-09 08:05:08 AM
But there are some women who will refuse to have a relationship with a man who has his penis intact. That is terribly, terribly wrong.

I am in total agreement.
 
2005-05-09 08:17:12 AM
Send teh boobies!!

pecker parade today?
 
2005-05-09 08:23:46 AM
Two weiners links in a row? WTF?

Boobies. I demand boobies!
 
2005-05-09 08:26:35 AM
"But there are some women who will refuse to have a relationship with a man who has his penis intact. That is terribly, terribly wrong."
Why? It's an aesthetic. I don't have sex with women with a physical feature I find unattractive, so why should women not be permitted to refuse to have sex with men with a physical feature -they- find unattractive?

I'm sure it would suck to be literally getting naked and hear "Whoah, whoah, whoah", but it's every person's perogative to be able to stop sex at any point, for any reason.

One of my friends who is uncut told me that he usually made an effort to hide the fact from women, pulling back his foreskin before putting on the condom, etc. He would actually defer oral sex until -after- having had sex with a girl, so they'd be less likely to be displeased.

It's aesthetics people. I like girls w/ small tattoos, some men wouldn't sleep with a girl with any ink. Similarly, most girls in America like guys without a foreskin. Its no more unfair to be out of the aesthetic (i.e. have a foreskin) than its unfair that a person is ugly, or fat or whatever else is aesthetically unpopular in a given area.
 
2005-05-09 08:33:38 AM
mattharvest

Not correct. The foreskin is loaded with nerve endings, making it one the most, if not even the most sensitive part of the penis. It has also been theorized that the rubbing the foreskin does during sex is the primary orgasm trigger. Meaning that it just feels better when you're intact.

If you're cut, you have my utmost and most sincere sympathy. Someone chopped off an important part of your body, based on ridiculous ideas of improved hygiene and unsubstantiated fears of penile cancer.

There is no reason for circumcision other than outdated "medical" ideas and people sticking stubbornly to a tradition of mutilation.

And I feel sorry for the women who have been conditioned through generations to prefer a mutilated sexual organ to a natural one.
 
2005-05-09 08:39:06 AM
Totally lickable.
 
2005-05-09 08:45:11 AM
I absolutely prefer an uncircumsized penis.

\Yes, female. At work, though, no linky for me.
 
2005-05-09 08:47:59 AM
/me is thankful for the United Kingdom's much lower circumcision rate
 
2005-05-09 08:49:41 AM
ThereAreFourLights, tralis etc.

The world needs more women like you :)
 
2005-05-09 08:55:19 AM
Could we go back to looking at naked men and save the, do excuse my simple feminine opinion, presently out-of-place argument on foreskin cutting?

Some of us are trying to finger, here.
 
2005-05-09 09:00:13 AM
what KozmoNaut said : )
 
2005-05-09 09:00:58 AM
Could we go back to looking at naked men and save the, do excuse my simple feminine opinion, presently out-of-place argument on foreskin cutting?

Fine by me.
 
2005-05-09 09:02:07 AM
Women don't seem to mind the uncircumsized part once they see the rest of it.
 
2005-05-09 09:09:10 AM

It's aesthetics people.


Yes, true. But if the US raises their women to fear the natural human form, then i worry for you. Here in Australia, uncircumcised is the norm, and regardless, the "socket or rocket" question is largely a matter of jokes than a serius barrier to relationships.

If you require genital mutilation to be attractive, then count me unattractive.
 
2005-05-09 09:12:31 AM
KhamanV

LMAO. My new best friend.

I, for one, applaude men of all kinds, cut or not.

/That's NOT what all of these guys on the other side of the computer look like? Liars!
 
2005-05-09 09:19:11 AM
I agree that it's really sad to characterize an uncut penis as "creepy," but I also wouldn't equate male circumcision with the female variety.

Americans (including me) really need to wake up to the fact that the vast majority of the men in the world are not circumcised, and the number who have the procedure done to their sons is getting smaller and smaller. It's not justifiable, and we should train ourselves out of preferring the "cut" look. We were socialized into it, and we can socialize ourselves out.
 
2005-05-09 09:55:24 AM
I wonder which variety of penis is better suited to help a woman have an orgasm...
 
2005-05-09 10:46:01 AM
Ditto: I wonder which variety of penis is better suited to help a woman have an orgasm...

Probably the type of penis attached to someone who knows what they're doing and listens to their partner?

WildHockey: Is it just me, or are uncircumsised penises (Penii? Whatever.) kinda creepy?

It's just you. Puh-leeze.

As an uncircumcized gay male, I can tell you that most American gay men love the uncut cock.
 
2005-05-09 11:36:33 AM
mostly_harmless


Probably the type of penis attached to someone who knows what they're doing and listens to their partner?


Everything else is equal. Equal width, equal length, equal experience, equal attention to partner.

On a side note, you ever notice that nobody actually answers questions on Fark. You ask a question and all you get back are other questions.

Example: "Would you be comfortable with having a homosexual babysit your child?"

Inevitable Weeners: "Why do you think it would be unsafe to have a homsexual babysitter?"

What the fark people. I didn't make an assertion I asked a question. Are you afraid to actually state your stance? If you think "Yes, I would be comfortable" say "Yes, I would be comfortable." It's a simple question with a Yes or No answer.
 
2005-05-09 12:01:59 PM
Ditto-- I think the point was that it was a stupid question.
 
2005-05-09 12:11:00 PM
Really? So it's ok to discuss how it affects the mans sexual pleasure but not the womans?

Interesting.
 
2005-05-09 12:55:00 PM
No, the point I was trying to make is that it's the guy, not the dick.

One type (uncut or cut) may be more visually appealing to someone, but the reality of it is that it's what the guy does with it (or with his other parts) that really matters.

I don't think it's a stupid question; indeed it's worth asking. Is there a difference in how one type of penis works for female pleasure compared to another? I don't know, not being female.
 
2005-05-09 04:27:38 PM
I'm all for weeners links getting greenlit - not because I give a damn about the links themselves, but because at best, they result in threads full of hot 'n' bothered farkettes.
 
2005-05-09 04:29:26 PM
And on the cut/uncut thing: I have one penis. It is the way it is, that won't change, and I've had no complaints yet, so... don't care.
 
2005-05-10 05:20:48 AM
When my wife and I had our son last May, we told the doc that if our kid wanted to cut it off himself later, it was his call.

My dad's trimmed... I'm not. My wife likes me just the way I am. More to play with, according to her.
 
Yst
2005-05-10 05:37:33 AM
mattharvest:

Why? It's an aesthetic. I don't have sex with women with a physical feature I find unattractive, so why should women not be permitted to refuse to have sex with men with a physical feature -they- find unattractive?

Exactly. The fact is, in a dedicated relationship, one's going to be spending a lot of very crucial, meaningful and potentially fantastically pleasurable moments getting intimate with that piece of meat, so simply not caring about it at all would seem pretty crazy. Liking cut and uncut cocks equally, on the other hand, is all well and good if that's an individual's stance, but expecting everyone to have no attitude whatsoever on the form of the sexual organ which will be giving them the best moments of pleasure in their life is just dumb.
 
2005-05-10 05:38:52 AM
I find that you can't really tell once they're completely hard. Which all hot men should be, at all times.
 
2005-05-10 05:39:42 AM
I'd fark him. Hard. And I know to roll that forskin back only when he's pitching a tent.
 
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