"For a grown man to be exposing himself to children at 7:30 in the morning, it's terrible,"

I totally agree, I never flash before noon

I keep a pair of scissors in my pocket.

What, no pics?

I had Catholic Schoolgirls at my place of business today.

Most in schoolgirl uniforms none-the-less.

It makes me fright something hard, trying not to stare at the pretty ones... Though, they might actually be in my age range.

/wimpers

I find 6:30 is the best to combine flashing and being a peeping tom

Anyone else read "token booth clerk" as "broken tooth clerk"?

Damn the technology. It's getting so that I can't even air out my monkey without seeing a picture of it on the 5 o'clock news

"Hilarity ensues"? Is that a comment on the size of his manhood?

Now to ruin the moment:
Kinda scary to think that they didn't take the picture when he *allegedly* did it, but the next day. Why, I could take a picture of... *that* guy, and say he tried to get me to beat his bishop. And he'd be all like "wha...?" and I'd be all like "yeah huh!" And he'd be all like "Nuh uh!" And I'd be all like "Michael, I'm going to own a piece of Neverland before I'm through with you..."

Um... On second thought, never mind.

Well, this being Fark, soon people will be running commenting on how kids are too well treated nowadays and that the girls should have been flogged for talking to an adult...

"He liked little girls," said the friend, Eva Santana, who described Ponte as a homeless man who often visited E&E Bridal on Westchester Ave.

"He liked to see the girls go by," she said. "We used to say, 'Get married, get an apartment.' But he wouldn't do it. He needed help. We told him every day, but he didn't want it."

thanks "friend"

"I'm in a really bad state of mind," one of the teens said yesterday through her apartment door.


Yes, I can't think of a more traumatic experience than a man dropping his pants and showing me his penis. Even I wasn't this stupid when I was fourteen.

Yeah, it's interesting the take they've got going here. Someone flashes them. A week later, they think they spot the guy and take his picture. So we've had a week's time pass, possibly blurring their ability to recognize the guy. And they didn't get a picture of him originally.

And yet they lead with "A subway pervert was caught...".

Lews_Therin

This being Fark, soon people will change this into a thread about catholic schoolgirl fantasies. Oh, wait, too late.

So let me see I understand this. This involved sweet, skirt-clad school girls photographing a skanky perv performing a depraved act, and not the other way 'round? This thread sucks and must be closed, stat!

Catholic schoolgirls? He's lucky he wasn't raped to death.

From the article: "The suspect sicko flashed the teens twice last week as they rode the F train toward their high school in Jamaica Estates.
He got away - but made the mistake of lurking inside the 179th St. station yesterday just as the girls stepped off the train at 7:30 a.m."

I agree with Bhruic, this isnt exactly a case of caught in the act. He may very well have been the guy who flashed them previously, but the pics are hardly proof of that.

I think it's ducky that their nun thinks they are plucky and the fact they are catholics guarantee that they fukey

blah blah blah-blah-blah Catholic schoolgirls blah blah

A hardened criminal, no doubt.

comslave wins the thread, sorry guys. Do better next time.

OK, but the real question is...is the personals guy touching himself in that fashion, or is that someone else's hand?

/was a Catholic school girl
//never got flashed
///probably had something to do with the glasses, braces, and complete and utter lack of boobies.
////jealousy makes me slashy

How do they go,
After the show?

Mmmmm . . . Catholic school girls.

Cell-phone weilding perky catholic schoolgirls?

/that's hot.

I DEMAND MORE ASBESTOS...err...i mean...MORE SCHOOL GIRL PICS!

Actually, Dacian I read it as "Token Black Clerk"

/not rascist
//would hit Mya or Ernie Hudson
///not gay
////not a homophobe
/////needs to stop digging the hole so deep.

Eying little girls with bad intent...

Hey! That girl could be the next Suze Randall!

If any of you identify with this guy... don't ever come to Japan. Just don't. Don't don't don't don't don't. Well... I dunno... I mean, the cops here are pretty lethargic, with no real crime and all.. they won't leave their little boxes for a mere weenie sighting, I guess. I dunno...

Story includes token booth clerk.

"For a grown man to be exposing himself to children at 7:30 in the morning, it's terrible," the clerk said. "That girl deserves a lot of credit for getting him off the street."

/Would 8:30 be more convenient for you?

My drive home from work coincides with the time that the local Catholic High School bus makes its pick-ups.
I do my best to keep my wang in my pants.

GetaLife

thats quite amusing,

that army can shock and awe me any time they want

Props to the girls for taking action, but seriously if some dude flashed me while I was wearing my Catholic school uniform, I'd probably just laugh and laugh and laugh. In fact I would probably just laugh anyways, uniform or not.

I find it funny that usually only in the case of some kind of sexual activity, kids are believed over adults. Any other situation, and they'd be siding with the adult.

All a kid has to say is "So and so touched me" or "That bad man flashed me" and *poof* - you're suddenly a "pervert"

Reminds me of the old Salem witch hunt and trials. You know...the kids say "So and so is a witch...I know cuz I saw them" and the townsfolk say, "It must be true!" and burn the so called witch at the stake.

I hope this is the guy...for their sake. If it aint, this guy just may pick up a nice little paycheck.

Of course this is news because a) Catholic Schoolgirls rule, there is something sexy about repressive, "well-bred" girls in surprisingly revealing uniforms and b) since so few people are willing to admit to this truth, it's kind of an American taboo, which automatically makes it into a fantasy. And of course most of the "good" men who aren't supposed to be masterbating to it, end up doing so.

Why can't Americans just agree that young, fertile girls dressed up all proper are sexy as shiat?

Free Willy!

I saw some Catholic school girls the other day. Wearing gray uniforms with the classic high white socks and plaid skirts. Good God it was sexy. Felt guilty though, not a one of them could have been older than 15. Then again, with all the hormones in food these days, if they looked 15, must mean they were actually 10. I'm going to go hang myself now.

Finally Picture-phones have found a worthy use in society!

this is only mildly connected but, did you ever notice that all Japaneese pron sites are full of women in schoolgirl outfits? The whole nation must be a bunch of sick perv muthafarkers.

There was a time on Fark.com when "hillarity ensues" positively meant somebody died in a freaky way. But now, that phrase gets abused to mean just about anything to anybody. It's so dissapointing, I hit the link expecting gruesome freakish death and all I get is a guy getting whimpily busted.
So dissapointed.

So... Do the cops confiscate the phone in order to use it as evidence?

Seems like a good way to lose a phone.

You prefer to see horrible deaths and got disappointed when there was girls instead? I don't even know a doctor that could help you with that...

Come out virginia, dont let me wait
You catholic girls start much too late
Aw but sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one

---Billy Ponte