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(Chips Newspaper)   Drew's alma mater cancels naked soccer once and for all   ( divider line
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11392 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 May 2005 at 1:03 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-05-05 10:28:28 AM  
GIS for naked soccer (pops) does not dissappoint.

GIS for "Drew's Naked Soccer Team" asploded Google.
2005-05-05 10:55:46 AM  
Last year, some guy got arrested for streaking there with all of his clothes on.
2005-05-05 11:26:10 AM  
Naked goaltending is scary. Gotta watch out for yer junk.
2005-05-05 11:55:56 AM  
Yet another reason for an alumnus to withold his/her finacial support of the college.

/Class of 2000
2005-05-05 11:59:40 AM  
Dammit I can't spell "financial" right. Guess that furthers the value of a Luther College degree.

"Huked on fonix wurked fer me!"
2005-05-05 01:06:59 PM  
Why don't they start a tradition of a freakishly oversized bonfire - oh wait, some Texas students were darwined doing that...
2005-05-05 01:07:15 PM  
Someone say naked soccer?
2005-05-05 01:07:43 PM  
Last year, some guy got arrested for streaking there with all of his clothes on.

Oh, the humanity.
2005-05-05 01:07:49 PM  
2005-05-05 01:07:53 PM  
I guess that leaves Luther College in Decorah, Iowa as the only place to see naked soccer.
2005-05-05 01:08:44 PM  
2005-05-05 01:10:03 PM  
2005-05-05 01:10:04 PM  
Naked Soccer, uh, uh, got it. What I really want to know is, what has happened to Katie Holmes' face?

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2005-05-05 01:11:44 PM  
"Faculty and staff volunteered to serve students food over the course of a few nights, staying up into the wee hours flipping free pancakes. In spite of these activities, the nude activities continued."

There's your problem, no sausage.
2005-05-05 01:12:28 PM  
Thanks for clearing that up

2005-05-05 01:13:55 PM  
There's your problem, no sausage.

I'm afraid there was plenty of sausage there, both on the field and under the tent where the administration decided drunks needed pancakes at 3:00 am.

It was better than Denny's I tell ya.
2005-05-05 01:16:31 PM  
*Womens Brazilian Soccer Team*
*Paging the Womens Brazilian Soccer Team!*
2005-05-05 01:16:54 PM  
It doesn't matter what she looks like, Katie Holmes doesn't rely on her looks for her acting career - hehe. Really, up close, most celebrities without makeup are scary looking. The average person on the street is usually at least as good looking in many cases.
2005-05-05 01:17:19 PM  
Does indeed give new meaning to "he shoots, he scores!"

//at least I think it does
2005-05-05 01:19:29 PM  
My college made Fark! Woot!

The most horrifying thing about coed naked soccer was that everyone could play.
*still has nightmares of that 500 pound girl running back to the sidelines....*shivers**
/didn't participate
//did watch
///first time using /s
////likes them.
2005-05-05 01:21:07 PM  
No more skinny kicking?

/Ha, it's a pun!
2005-05-05 01:22:36 PM  
It's has it's roots way back in the dark ages of 1991? That's some traditon.
2005-05-05 01:27:21 PM  
Yet another example of idiots ruining a perfectly good time.
2005-05-05 01:29:07 PM  
the dean should have just put them on double-secret probabtion...

/fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life...
2005-05-05 01:30:23 PM  
Thanks for the lack of NSFW tag PlayersLight. Now I got fired, you owe me a job.
2005-05-05 01:30:28 PM  
There's always gotta be a few drunken assholes ruining everyone's fun. There should be an "a" for asshole on drivers licenses so bartenders know who not to serve.
2005-05-05 01:35:46 PM  
"Yeah, Yeah, I git it. Ya like ta see Homos Naked.."

//not that obscure
2005-05-05 01:36:06 PM  
Yay naked soccer.
2005-05-05 01:36:43 PM  

I know you are probably kidding, but if you didn't realize a GIS for naked soccer was not safe for work - well, you probably weren't qualified for the job you held. :)
2005-05-05 01:36:53 PM  
It would suck being the Naked Goalie
2005-05-05 01:38:34 PM  
Decorah? Suddenly the non-stop Norse and troll links make perfect sense!

Oh no, the flashbacks, they're happening again!

/cue lil' tow-headed brap standing on the curb as the Nordic Fest parade saunters by sucking on a Kringle (that's Norwegian for "pretzle") thinking. "When I can enter the rock throw, that is the day I will truly become a man."
2005-05-05 01:41:07 PM  
The front page article is about classes being empty because students are cutting class. Yet, the picture is of a full classroom.
2005-05-05 01:46:10 PM  
I would SO do this. Who wants to start a naked Fark soccer team?
2005-05-05 01:46:37 PM  
We The Sheeple,

Gross underqualifications aside. If a naive guy can't make it in this world, well something is wrong with the universe.
2005-05-05 01:46:43 PM  
No thanks, I'd at least have to wear a cup and then the nakedness just ceases.

2005-05-05 01:51:34 PM  

Yet another reason for an alumnus to withold his/her finacial support of the college.

I initially read that as "facial". Damn you for correcting yourself and making it less funny.
2005-05-05 02:11:45 PM  

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Naked soccer could be quite distracting for the players at times.

2005-05-05 02:16:41 PM  
A friend of mine went to Luther they always found it creepy when old men with lawnchairs would show up to watch. Were talking people who had nothing to do with the school whatsoever would come out and watch.
2005-05-05 02:24:03 PM  
If there was a college naked, girls, volleyball night -- I'd bring my lawn chair. I'm OK if you think it's creepy.
2005-05-05 02:26:34 PM  
In 1998, positive and affirming alternative activities were implemented by the administration.

Faculty and staff volunteered to serve students food over the course of a few nights, staying up into the wee hours flipping free pancakes. In spite of these activities, the nude activities continued.

Want to assure that no one will show up at your college event? Label it "positive and affirming", make sure no booze is served, and darn well make sure that you police the area around it so that "disruptive influences" and "impaired students" don't attend. It also helps if it's an official university function instead of something being run by the Student Christian Association or the equivalent.

2005-05-05 02:52:22 PM  
I love this line that describes how the students felt toward the administration: "They felt the administration was being prudish."

Hello!! You attend a small, private, religious college located in the midwestern United States!
2005-05-05 02:54:38 PM  
GIS for naked soccer (pops) does not dissappoint.

If you're looking for gay soccer porn. *shudder*
2005-05-05 03:34:06 PM  

/at least the students at this college are
//they can take my naked soccer from my cold, dead hands
///if naked soccer is outlawed, then only outlaws will play naked soccer
2005-05-05 03:41:19 PM  
Remember! Even though it's naked soccer, you still can't use your hands.
2005-05-05 04:31:29 PM  
Yeah, whatever.
My wife went to Luther, and EVERY year they declared that it was the end of Naked Soccer.

And every year they played anyway.

They did indeed put on a midnight pancake dinner one year to try and stop it. It had an amazing effect. Everyone, got drunk, got pancakes, and went and watched naked Soccer anyway.
2005-05-05 04:51:00 PM  
guess we'll be puttin them yooneeforms back on then
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2005-05-05 05:15:10 PM  
haha. Didn't know Drew went to college in Iowa. Guess that's why there's no Iowa tag, even though I've heard there's a want/need.

/lots of Iowa Relatives
//going to the land of farms tomorrow. Tulip time!
2005-05-05 06:06:28 PM  
I'm suddenly a fan of soccer...

\nekkid women'll do that to ya
2005-05-05 07:05:58 PM  
Um serutan you probably should have linked that.
2005-05-05 10:07:19 PM  
Wow...more than 5 hours and counting. I once had the attention whore picture taken out of a thread.
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