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(JSOnline)   16 year old self-proclaimed genius rips off AOL users and buys a $300 bong. $300.00?   ( divider line
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15466 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Apr 2002 at 1:17 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-04-01 11:30:12 AM  
shiat - if you get one of those phat blown glass pieces off of like .. shiat.. 250$ easy. Think I dropped 175 on mine..
2002-04-01 01:19:44 PM  
Whats so strange bout $300 bong?
2002-04-01 01:19:56 PM  
hah.. why not just make one for free?

yeah it can be done
2002-04-01 01:20:15 PM  
I got stupid, probably because of the drugs

Because he got high?
2002-04-01 01:20:40 PM  
AOL users are dumb? Say it isn't so!
2002-04-01 01:21:07 PM  
And what were the scales for?? Hmmm?
2002-04-01 01:22:45 PM  
"Investigators found his computer's central processing unit removed and propped against the wall in his bedroom."

CPUs work when no longer physically attached to the rest of the system? What a breakthrough!
2002-04-01 01:23:14 PM  
I think we should all go kick that kid'th ath. I don't like him. Let me tell you...
2002-04-01 01:23:25 PM  
AOL users are r-r-ripped off anyway, kome on dey use AOL. Ze kid schould hafe bought more dan $1,600 vord uff stuff dough.
2002-04-01 01:23:41 PM  
who claims he scored 135 on an IQ test when he was 10 years old

Considering that IQ scores are adjusted for ages, he's hardly a genius. Well above average maybe, but so are half the people in America.
2002-04-01 01:24:46 PM  
I have an IQ of 453
2002-04-01 01:24:56 PM  
Hardly crime of the century, was it?
2002-04-01 01:25:08 PM  
Everyone be above average. What it is, Mama!

I piss on 135.
2002-04-01 01:25:29 PM  
The boy told police he had acquired an "underground program" capable of obtaining the e-mail addresses of people who visit America Online chat rooms.

okay, correct me if im wrong but in AOL isnt your username your email address too? what kinda great ass "underground program" is that?
2002-04-01 01:25:59 PM  
"People are really dumb," the boy, who claims he scored 135 on an IQ test when he was 10 years old, told investigators who seized his computer at his home in the 4500 block of S. Nicholson Ave.

Including him.
2002-04-01 01:25:59 PM  
If you're spending $300 on a bong, I think it's time to reevaluate your priorities.
2002-04-01 01:26:08 PM  
Genius my ass. My IQ was higher than his when I was 10. I just can't remember what it was... too much weed.
2002-04-01 01:27:12 PM  
Maybe if my IQ was higher, I could've gotten arrested during my own s00pa l33t AOL h@XX0R phase.
2002-04-01 01:27:21 PM  
I do all my hacking / credit card stealing using "aboveground programs". Those underground ones are just too shady for me.
2002-04-01 01:28:27 PM  
300 aint bad if it was a nice pyrex one.
2002-04-01 01:28:38 PM  
I used to do that password stealing IM stuff like 7 years ago. That's been around forever. I figured everyone had figured out how stupid it was by now.

And my friend bought a $225 bong, it's great.
2002-04-01 01:30:24 PM  
i notice he claims to be a genius but that the pot made him stupid. damn dirty hippy - i hate 'em!
2002-04-01 01:31:10 PM  
my bung is poore-a guld. i smuke-a deeemunds, i'm a geneeoost.
2002-04-01 01:31:36 PM  
But despite his apparent intellectual brightness, the boy told police his mind has been getting dim lately because he regularly gets stoned on drugs.

Quick Get him on the circuit to speak publicly about legalizing Hemp for paper, rope, clothes, condoms, etc.
2002-04-01 01:32:05 PM  
my bong is pure gold. i smoke diamonds, i'm a geniusth.
2002-04-01 01:32:50 PM  
A $300 water pipe commonly used for smoking marijuana.
A computer monitor and speakers worth $500 and a $200 computer scanner purchased from AOL "shop direct."
Two $70 scales.
A pair of Air Jordan athletic shoes.
A DVD player.
A video camera and battery pack worth $153.

okay lets review: two $70 scales? yeah, i think he was planning on doing a little more than just smoking the weed. a video camera and battery worth 153 dollars? what ghetto ass vidoe camera costs 153 dollars? must be one of those great brands like 'Symphonic', 'Funai' or 'Sanyo'.
2002-04-01 01:34:27 PM  
"A video camera and battery pack worth $153. "

Man, what a piece of shiat that cam must be.
2002-04-01 01:34:31 PM  
me bung eeth a poopa golden. i schmuk demons, i'm a jeanie
2002-04-01 01:36:01 PM  
Anyone who spends $300 without considering the ROOR line should have their head examined.

2002-04-01 01:41:09 PM  
boy..he is l33t! I wish I could h@X0r like him! WTF, if this kid is smart just stop the world, I want to get off

My fav thoug:
Investigators found his computer's central processing unit
removed and propped against the wall in his bedroom. The
boy told investigators the reason was so that he could destroy the hard drive before police retrieved it.

Anyway, did the CPU have to do with the hdd? Did he take out the CPU to save it or let it go for a walk or what? Why do you have to take out the CPU to destroy a hdd?
2002-04-01 01:41:39 PM  
Doesn't AOL post AOL will never ask you for you password and idedntification on just about every window you open? If people still gave them all their shiat then they deserve to be farked over.
2002-04-01 01:41:41 PM  
ar 140 IQ ez genius, 135 ez mirely gufted.
2002-04-01 01:42:58 PM  
nothing smoothes over a jury more than scathing contempt for your common man.
keep it up, genius.
2002-04-01 01:43:05 PM  
if he was so bright he wouldn't be using AOL himself
2002-04-01 01:43:27 PM  
"Among the people who fell for the boy's deceit were several individuals from California, court records state."

2002-04-01 01:43:33 PM  
goddamnit, i wanted a dialect. is it random or something?
2002-04-01 01:44:51 PM  
"I got stupid, oh, baby, probably because of thuh drugs," thuh boy told police.

Like, no way, you got stupid because you are a farkin' idiot. Weed only makes you raid thuh local munchies pantry and pass out. Not commit larceny and theft. I would like five minutes alone with this punk to straighten that dude out...
2002-04-01 01:45:07 PM  
Ah, to be young again, a gleeful little predator in a world of fatty flesh. I'll miss those expungable days.
2002-04-01 01:45:48 PM  
my boy has a 450.00 glass bong, it is AMAZING.

but i'm scared to touch it, and if it were mine, i wouldn't let anyone touch it. except my mom, but she doesn't smoke weed, so that's a null issue.
2002-04-01 01:46:16 PM  
I paid $30 bucks for a bong once. The customs guy is probably still using it. Give me stolen pyrex chem jars anytime.
2002-04-01 01:48:42 PM  
$300? Does it light and smoke itself?
2002-04-01 01:49:19 PM  
Thith hath inadvertently thtarted Bong Warth.
FEAR. Mmmh, Yeth!
2002-04-01 01:49:22 PM  
"Two $70 scales"
At dat price, day must b pretty exact. Sounds like day might b accurate two wifun .0001g. That's zome dead-on postage. cud b whear he made hez big purchuze.
2002-04-01 01:50:15 PM  
Wow, that post doesn't look like the one I typed in...
2002-04-01 01:51:22 PM  
I made a badass one out of aluminum one time....investment cost? $0!
2002-04-01 01:52:31 PM  
why are we all lispin' today?
2002-04-01 01:52:35 PM  
here's a pic of the "genius"

[image from too old to be available]
2002-04-01 01:54:16 PM  
::bong hit::
2002-04-01 01:54:35 PM  
Dr. Niles Crane?! How could you!
2002-04-01 01:54:39 PM  
"addresses, phone numbers, passwords, screen names, information from two credit cards, account numbers, PIN numbers, expiration dates and credit card dollar limits."

Who would give their pin numbers out? Who?!? Must be those Californian's!

Plus, what use would the pin numbers be without the cards?
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