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(Some Guy)   High school student reviews cafeteria food in school newspaper with a "five spork rating system"   (thepittsburghchannel.com) divider line 87
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2005-05-04 12:35:36 PM
That's so incredibly unexciting.
 
2005-05-04 12:41:18 PM
This kid gets national attention for this? What's next, 'Good Morning America'?
 
2005-05-04 12:44:24 PM
I bet he drinks 1 precent milk because he thinks he's fat...
 
2005-05-04 12:47:00 PM
/sigh... no edit function for my crappy spelling

But he's not, he could drink whole...
 
2005-05-04 12:51:01 PM
THIS got greenlighted???
 
2005-05-04 12:55:05 PM
It's because it has the word "spork" in the headline. Everyone loves a good sporking.
 
2005-05-04 01:03:57 PM
Highly informative article.
 
2005-05-04 01:11:20 PM
Sven_Burger: This kid gets national attention for this? What's next, 'Good Morning America'?

KATC here in Lafayette did a report on "A high wave that caused someone to fall off his Jetski, then the out of control jetski came close to hitting a surfer" last night. Had video and everything, replayed that sucker twice, in slow-mo.

/It's a slow newsweek
 
2005-05-04 01:23:03 PM
battl_web17:

KATC here in Lafayette did a report on "A high wave that caused someone to fall off his Jetski, then the out of control jetski came close to hitting a surfer" last night. Had video and everything, replayed that sucker twice, in slow-mo.

That was even on CNN.
 
2005-05-04 01:24:47 PM
He probably has a good future in reporting.
 
2005-05-04 01:29:05 PM
The school's food-service director said she would like the chance to teach him more about how the cafeteria operates.

Seltzer surprize anyone?


/how do they make creamed turkey green?
 
2005-05-04 01:35:44 PM
sporks are pretty rad but they don't even come close to the radness that is the swizzle stick
 
2005-05-04 03:57:31 PM
His columns have since become some of the most-read pieces in the school's newspaper.

What a sell out. It used to be about the food, man. The food.

However, not everyone is a fan. The school's food-service director said she would like the chance to teach him more about how the cafeteria operates.

The only thing that can make bacon more delicious is seeing how it's made.
 
2005-05-04 05:24:39 PM
How the fark did this get greenlighted? Admins hate us today... /frown
 
2005-05-04 05:24:54 PM
The school's food-service director said she would like the chance to teach him more about how the cafeteria operates.

USIA?
 
2005-05-04 05:25:09 PM
Did anyone see the "exploding gas station" video on the right hand side of the page?

-IR
 
2005-05-04 05:25:30 PM
For an exotic twist, I recommend the fries with gravy or a fine poutine.
 
2005-05-04 05:26:02 PM
However, not everyone is a fan. The school's food-service director said she would like the chance to teach him more about how the cafeteria operates.

Such hard words! OMGZ!

It's amazing what makes the farking "news" these days (and no, I'm not whining about it being on fark, cuz fark ain't news).
 
2005-05-04 05:26:56 PM
I mades 'em EXTRA sloppy, jus the way yous kids likes 'em.
 
2005-05-04 05:27:24 PM
stuff this cool never happened in my highschool.

/feels ripped off.
 
2005-05-04 05:27:28 PM
In other news, absoultely nothing of interest is happening in Pittsburgh...
 
2005-05-04 05:28:28 PM
Fark admins hate us all...and this thread is proof.

Why the hell is it a spork? Could it not also be called a foon?
 
2005-05-04 05:29:03 PM
hahahaha sporks are funny

/not really
 
2005-05-04 05:29:07 PM
wow - the stuff that passes as news these days...
 
2005-05-04 05:30:50 PM
The school's food-service director said she would like the chance to teach him more about how the cafeteria operates
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Schools teaching students...this is a crazy idea but it just might work.
 
2005-05-04 05:31:13 PM
Majik_Smoke: Fark admins hate us all...and this thread is proof.


I think it is punishment for a myriad of thread-jackings.
 
2005-05-04 05:32:03 PM
Woo hoo! first spork-related thread since I got the account!

/The comment's as useless as the article. Hey!
 
2005-05-04 05:32:46 PM


Stupid
 
2005-05-04 05:33:04 PM
My years spent lobbying to replace the "star" rating system with the "spork" system are finally paying off. A new generation shall know the joys of the spork.
 
2005-05-04 05:33:18 PM
(cue Stewie voice)

Oh I see, a five spork rating system! Rather than stars. How deliciously clever!
 
2005-05-04 05:33:20 PM
May I be the first to suggest....

FOOD FIGHT!!!

/careful you don't get a spork in the eye
//spork, the other white meat
 
2005-05-04 05:33:48 PM
Oh hell! Now you have gone and done it UberDave.

/Braces for grammar nazi impact
 
GCD
2005-05-04 05:33:57 PM
 
2005-05-04 05:36:11 PM
The headline had more content then the story. For once you dont need to RTFA.
 
2005-05-04 05:36:27 PM
Six sporks up to salty chololate balls:

Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
Whenever you need a fix, hook me up
Just stick my balls in my mouth
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em and suck 'em
 
2005-05-04 05:38:09 PM
it's a FOON damnit, a FOON!
 
2005-05-04 05:38:48 PM
"chololate."

I stand by that spelling.
 
2005-05-04 05:38:55 PM
 
2005-05-04 05:38:58 PM
Don't rag on the spork, folks. It's so important they used it in Star Wars.

Obi-wan: "Use the spork, Luke"

/I rest my case
 
2005-05-04 05:39:08 PM
wtf? So it's an article about an article, but without any content.
Basically: "Some high school kids find some other kid funny. But we're not telling you anything that the funny kid said that was so funny and that we thought was so newsworthy."
 
2005-05-04 05:39:24 PM
Most of my childhood spork experience came from Kentucky Fried Chicken. When I went to the KFC near my apartment last week, I was appalled to find that they had no sporks!!!. I had to eat my mashed potatoes and cole slaw with an ordinary fork!

I blame Taco Bell. It was one of those KFC/Taco Bell restaurants.

Has anyone else noticed the lack of sporks, or is this just at my restaurant?
 
2005-05-04 05:41:41 PM
I understand they're developing a multi-purposed eating utensil that also doubles as a mini vacuum cleaner. It's called the 'Spork from Orreck"
 
2005-05-04 05:42:12 PM
uh, my best friend and I did this for our HS paper, and I'm sure it was much funnier. You know, Chicken Cordon Bleu. (yes, it did.), Lunch ladies' hair doesn't taste like it used to, macaroni and cheese required surgical removal from the esophagus, spoons come with free (used) meals, yadda yadda.
 
2005-05-04 05:43:24 PM
When she wrote those articles as a girl, no one ever payed attention.

 
2005-05-04 05:43:25 PM
GIS for spork

/wtfroflmaobbq!!!!!11
 
2005-05-04 05:43:28 PM
A GREAT MOMENT IN SPORK HISTORY

Dave Thomas of Wendys fame invented the spork when he was hire as a consultant for KFC.



that's what I read on the internet so it has to be true
 
2005-05-04 05:44:32 PM
FLUSH TWICE! Its a long way to the kitchen
 
2005-05-04 05:46:04 PM
 
2005-05-04 05:46:29 PM
Brilliant - sporks are undoubtably one of human's greatest accomplishments.
 
2005-05-04 05:46:46 PM
Courtney Cox-Zucker:

AAAAAAAAHHHH! I was mowing the lawn yesterday and had a song from that movie in my head ("Girls got something boys don't got"). I found out its difficult to run over your own head... and doesn't guarantee getting the song out.

/stupid Toro-mower
 
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