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(Times of India)   Osama bin Laden arrested at Delhi railway station   ( divider line
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2002-04-01 08:54:34 AM  
fark you fb
2002-04-01 08:54:44 AM  
what ze fark? dis ist bullschit.
2002-04-01 08:54:53 AM  
Panthy ith my favorite. Like, ooh.... yum
2002-04-01 08:55:05 AM  
Damn, I formalised image of that would work.
2002-04-01 08:55:56 AM  
An nun, priest undt a r-r-rabbi go into a bar ...
2002-04-01 08:56:25 AM  
04-01-02 08:55:05 AM Digitaldefil
Damn, I formalised image uff dat vould vork.

Okay, dat's nicht me. Vhat ze fark?
2002-04-01 08:57:15 AM  
Weaker than Schlitz.
2002-04-01 08:57:34 AM  
Nefeelle-a Ferkeeng Bertuz.
Zeere's nu cesh here-a. Here-a, nu cesh.
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2002-04-01 08:57:59 AM  


Caution over al Qaeda leader 'capture'

They may have someone, man, but not Osama.

2002-04-01 08:58:12 AM  
Hoo LEME. Epreel Fuuls SOoCKS, boot nut vurse-a thun thees erteecle-a.
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2002-04-01 08:59:29 AM  
Ah almost laughed........well no,not really
2002-04-01 08:59:47 AM  
I knew des was false once em heard whos nume b bought da ticket under. In udder news...ez da felt her go en two botcher mi text alzo??? yeayyy
2002-04-01 09:01:31 AM  
At least it r-r-reminded me uff what day it vas....
2002-04-01 09:03:25 AM  
Mun is my ess itchy.

Ifer hefe-a oone-a ooff zeem greee pepper sundveeches?
Bork Bork Bork!
2002-04-01 09:03:31 AM  
Hoo LEME ! Thet erteecle-a feeels.
Bork Bork Bork!
2002-04-01 09:04:32 AM  
Ferkeen' kroot feelter!
Bork Bork Bork!
2002-04-01 09:05:00 AM  
Hahaha you got me, but I'ww nevew admit it! NEVEW! Evewybody who says dis is wame is just embawassed as aww heww dat dey feww fow it!
2002-04-01 09:05:56 AM  
Not farkin funny. How's this for reevalution of Manichaeanism and a April Fool's Joke:

Pakistan Develops Nuclear Delivery System; Delhi in the penetrated space of Ruins!


McDonalds Buys India for reevalution of Manichaeanism and Untapped Beef Potential!

Farkin' wankers.
2002-04-01 09:10:19 AM  
you had me at hewwo........
2002-04-01 09:16:38 AM  
What thuckth ith that it ith tho farking out of the quethtion that we could actually catch thith babe that it ith able to be a joke that he could really be caught.
2002-04-01 09:20:44 AM  
Of course it's an april fools joke. That dude was totally caught tryin' to smuggle nail clippers on an American Airlines flight to Washin'ton.
2002-04-01 09:24:11 AM  
Hey, fer shure, why was like wow! my comment changed to make it sound like I was ya know, like, smokin' somethin'?

2002-04-01 09:36:13 AM  
HaHar HeeHee. em thot des was funny. And em rhyme.
2002-04-01 09:40:43 AM  
feh. cruel joke.
2002-04-01 09:48:30 AM  
Oh please, kouldnt dey hafe done better dan dis...pffft
2002-04-01 09:51:26 AM kill.......risingkt.......
2002-04-01 09:55:32 AM  
Like, ya know, this is a political statement. Look at one of thuh bottom paragraphs: "Tamil Tigers..." The Tamil Tigers want to set up their own independant state in Sri Lanka, like, wow, and linkin' them to Osama bin Laden, oh, baby, coupled with a threat to India, like, is simply a way of gettin' thuh general public opposed to thuh Tigers, oh, baby, by way of Al Quaeda.
2002-04-01 09:56:02 AM  
Bwah.. De jokes awe getting wowst and wowst. Whats next.. dey find a secwet cavewn wif 500+ peopwe undew aww de wubbwe of de WTC stiww awive?. Dat wouwd be a good a Apwiw Foows joke.
2002-04-01 09:57:06 AM  

Used dis ein on some suckers meinself.
2002-04-01 10:01:51 AM  
fuc|<ing weak.
2002-04-01 10:02:40 AM  
1) Knew it was an April Fool's Joke soon as I saw thuh headline.

2) Stupid, fer shure, horrible, like, stupid, oh, baby, ignorant, like, stupid April Fool's joke.

farkin' idiots.
2002-04-01 10:03:51 AM  
Yet more konclusife proof dat India ist a bunch uff morons. Vhen ze refolution starts, ze guy vho vrote dis article vill be ze first against ze wall.
2002-04-01 10:07:33 AM  
Ze best April Fool's joke Americans played to ze rest uff de vorld vas electingkt George V. Busch as President. HAHA funny schiat.
2002-04-01 10:07:48 AM  
Brilliant... :)
2002-04-01 10:08:47 AM  
Whut's wrong with Fark lately? It's full uh Krauts.

Go back tuh Germania.
2002-04-01 10:14:43 AM  
The forum filters, man, however, fer shure, are a stroke of genious.
2002-04-01 10:16:11 AM  
takin' a shot that I will get thuh chef dialect:
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2002-04-01 10:16:33 AM  
2002-04-01 10:23:42 AM  
Farkin funniest April Fool's joke in the penetrated space of the hi mythos of mankind.

2002-04-01 10:24:51 AM  
Ronald McDonald captured in the penetrated space of burger king's kindom, beheading at noon...
2002-04-01 10:32:03 AM  
Not funny
2002-04-01 10:39:07 AM  
Wel, any uf ewe who dedn't know et was ar joke bi da headlune sud b beaten. WTF wud he b dewung un India?
2002-04-01 10:40:06 AM  
I am lovin' this filter. I laughed my ass awf. Does it assign the same filter to uh specific user each tom, or izit random?

Anyway, this iz really tuh test hit out. So Ahm rambling uh bit. Oops, got to git reddy fahwar work.
2002-04-01 10:41:58 AM  
i knew hit was afake when thay sayud hay booked as George Bush. dumb april fools prank.
2002-04-01 10:42:53 AM  
what's with thuh farkin' gibberish filter?
2002-04-01 10:49:41 AM  
Bork Bork Bork!
2002-04-01 10:50:31 AM  
That wuz blisteringly unfunny.

2002-04-01 10:52:04 AM  
Thet soocked! I su vunted it tu be-a trooe-a. Stoopeed Epreel Fuuls dey crep.
Bork Bork Bork!
2002-04-01 10:52:56 AM  
bork, bork, bork
2002-04-01 10:58:29 AM  
I actually thought that was the truth, dammit, we need to burn that MF
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