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(Some Guy)   Visit the Swedish Chef's virtual kitchen. Bork-bork-bork   ( divider line
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7222 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Apr 2002 at 12:46 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-04-02 12:47:28 AM  
Haha, funny.
2002-04-02 12:48:22 AM  
Did you ever eat the Swedish Chef's Magic Cinnamon Stars Ceral? It was damn good!
2002-04-02 12:48:51 AM  
Whooo sweetish chef.. that guy is SWEET!
2002-04-02 12:49:25 AM  
3rd comment... it's a record!
2002-04-02 12:50:52 AM  
Stoopid vote script no worky.
2002-04-02 12:51:23 AM  
This Bork Bork Bork stuff is going to be the new catch phrase.

Bork Bork Bork!
2002-04-02 12:51:46 AM  
I need to check to see if they have any webpages dedicated to that fish throwing muppet dude....he was a bit freaky.
2002-04-02 12:52:23 AM  
Many moons ago, I had a copy of the Encheferizer.
2002-04-02 12:53:54 AM  
Ok, now I know its time to call it quits for tonight.
2002-04-02 12:54:19 AM  
Oh, Mandy! When you gave it you gave without taking.
2002-04-02 12:56:41 AM  
HierDie ShmierDie
2002-04-02 12:58:36 AM  
Quiz is bork bork borked.
2002-04-02 01:00:08 AM  
Oh, here's a guud oone-a! Bork Bork Bork!
2002-04-02 01:12:08 AM  
Oh, man, I wish they still made "Croonchy Stars" cereal. The box was the best morning read you could ask for, and the cereal wasn't bad, either!
2002-04-02 01:19:51 AM  
try this one:

Looks like this joke is bigger than fark, for a change.
2002-04-02 01:22:05 AM  
Greenbeetle: Ahh! Lou Zealand!
2002-04-02 01:24:15 AM  
Greenbeetle: Wasn't he part of "The Zucchini Brothers and their Flying Boomerang Fish Act" or something?
2002-04-02 02:21:24 AM  
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2002-04-02 03:09:52 AM  
"I had a friend once. He took some ectsasy. He was kinda loving, kinda caring. Kinda tried to my La-Z-Boy..."
2002-04-02 05:21:52 AM  
That's it, citizens - act like good sheep and sup, sup at the new Muppet craze as it prepares for relaunch.

Yes, the original was funny.

No, the Jim Heson company are not nice.

Yes, all they are now is another American marketting tool.

fark them, and the whacked-out horse-type puppet they rode in on.
2002-04-02 06:44:47 AM  
I'm so offended by all this. And U.S. Citizens are THE FATTEST PEOPLE ON EARTH. Yes you are. All of you.
2002-04-02 07:08:32 AM  
All your BORK, they belong to us!
2002-04-02 09:19:15 AM  
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yes, I posted this picture repeatedly in various comment threads yesterday for no real reason (other than to pay tribute to April Fool's Day)-- but now I HAVE a reason! BORK! BORK! BORK!
2002-04-02 10:56:49 AM  
aaah... the irony. The CGI script is borked.
2002-04-02 11:04:58 AM  
That sucked. I want my 30 seconds back.
2002-04-02 11:34:26 AM  
Things get tense as Iron Chef Hessian accuses Iron Chef Sweden of cheating[image from too old to be available]
2002-04-02 03:02:40 PM  
Is it really "Bork, bork, bork"?

Sounds more like "Mork mork mork."

And that reminds me, What goes 'Mark, Mark'?

- A dog with a harelip.
2002-04-02 03:56:43 PM  
First ve taws een de veggie, den skewer da mousie. Oh-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Name that movie.
2002-04-02 08:40:53 PM  
Go bork yourself.
2002-04-03 06:36:46 AM  
Det här är ju hets mot folkgrupp. Jag menar, de där danska öna är ju så fel.
2002-04-03 12:37:08 PM  
2002-04-03 06:30:51 PM  
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