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2122 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Apr 2002 at 10:06 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-04-01 10:11:22 AM  
I figure thith ith jutht a cover for further development of their ICBM program. Let me tell you... That'th all the American and Thoviet thpathe program wath.
2002-04-01 10:11:32 AM  
this d-ia-lect stuff is like wow! get-tin' pret-tty silly

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2002-04-01 10:12:02 AM  
Are they thure it wathn't thothe mindleth dimwitth, Harmonia and Rei?
2002-04-01 10:13:20 AM  

Yeah, ze dialect filter ist pretty farkingkt funny.

Hardy farkingkt har.
2002-04-01 10:13:21 AM  
In other news, fer shure, the site is firmly in thuh middle of popul hell.
2002-04-01 10:13:49 AM  
Am I the only one who formalised image of of little spaceships zipping around in the penetrated space of orbit shooting at space pirates and shooting down rogue space statiosn when they talked about monitoring and patrolling?
2002-04-01 10:14:01 AM  
Vow. Ze next dingkt you know, dey'll send a r-r-rice paddy into space, followed by a bamboo tree.
2002-04-01 10:14:33 AM  
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2002-04-01 10:14:50 AM  
Fellers, this here stuff that sum sources slin' aroun' 'bout America wontin' out uh this here war, not wontin' tuh fight, is a crock uh bullsheeeiit. Americans got it bad fer to fight, tradishunally. *spit* All real Americans got it bad fer the stin' an' clash uh battle. Yer here today fer three reasons. First, 'cuz yer here tuh defend yer homes an' yer loved ones. Secint, yer here fer yer own self respect, 'cuz yew'd not wonna be innywhere else. Third, yer here 'cuz yer real fellers and all real fellers like tuh fight. When yew, here, everone uh yew, wuz kids, yew all admired thuh champion marble player, thuh fastest runner, thuh toughest boxer, thuh big-ass league ball players, an' the All-American football players. Americans got it bad fer a winner. KnowwhutImean? Americans ain't gunna tolerate a loser. KnowwhutImean? Americans despise cowards. Americans play tuh win all uh the tahm. Ah wouldn' give a hoot in hell fer a feller who lost an' laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a war; fer the real idea uh losin' is hateful tuh an American.
2002-04-01 10:15:13 AM  
Ok, zee pustmudern feelter is joost stoopeed. zee oozeers ere-a foonny (in zee begeenning). Thet oone-a joost soocks ess.

Ooh, und I'm soorpreesed thet I deedn't see-a ELL buubeee-a leenks iferyvhere-a tudey.
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2002-04-01 10:16:05 AM  
SCWEET! Swedish Chef. Haven't gotten that deconstructed one yet. Man now I wanna go and watch the muppets. DAMN YOU AGAIN DREW!!
2002-04-01 10:16:33 AM  
Okey, thet ferseeun ooff Pettun's speech keecks ess.
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2002-04-01 10:17:58 AM  
Iff I remember reeght, et 12:00 nuun oone-a rundum member ooff ferk veell be-a deleted ifery 5 meenootes fur zee next 2 huoors. Oor ves it rundum?

I ves pretty droonk vhee I heerd ebuoot thees.
2002-04-01 10:18:22 AM  
We Are Showroom Dummies.
2002-04-01 10:27:40 AM  
FARK sux ballz 2day
2002-04-01 10:40:08 AM  
I hope dey are better astronauts dan dey are drifers.
2002-04-01 10:48:38 AM  
It's emezeeng vhet zee Cheenese-a hefe-a dune-a veet zee Emereecoontechnulugy Cleentun suld tu zeem. Remember Lurel Spece-a Systems und Hooghes?
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2002-04-01 10:56:49 AM  
Form of argument that, in itth motht commonly dithcuthed inthtantheth, hath two categorical propothitionth ath premiztheth and one categorical propothition ath concluthion. Let me tell you... What'th wrong with you? a motherfarking ekthample of a thyllogithm ith the farking following argument: Every goddamn human ith mortal (every shiat-ath M ith P); every farking philothopher ith human (every cockgobbling Th ith M); therefore, every farking philothopher ith mortal (every piethe of shiat Th ith P). Thuch argumentth have ekthactly three termth (human, philothopher, mortal). Here, the farking argument ith compothed of three categorical (ath oppothed to farkin' hypothetical) propothitionth, that shiat ith therefore a motherfarking categorical thyllogithm. Let me tell you... Fact: you are a crithpy farkmonthter. Mmmh. In a categorical thyllogithm, the farking term that occurth in both premiztheth but not in the farking concluthion (human) ith the farking middle term; the farking predicate term in the farking concluthion ith called the farking major term, the farking thubject the farking minor term. Let me tell you... The farking pattern in which the farking termth Th, M, and P (minor, middle, major) are arranged ith called the farking figure of the farking thyllogithm. Let me tell you... I thay again: you are a puthy. Fabuluth! In thith bullshiat ekthample, the farking thyllogithm ith in the farking firtht figure, thinthe the farking major term appearth ath predicate in the farking firtht premizthe and the farking minor term ath thubject of the farking thecond. What'th wrong with you?
2002-04-01 10:57:33 AM  
I a.m f.o.w.c.e.d t.o a.g.w.e.e w.i.t.h. y.a.'w.w - w.i.t.h t.h.i.s b.u.w.w.shiat. (w.e.a.d. - n, uh-hah-hah-hah. o.t. 'f.u.n, uh-hah-hah-hah. n, uh-hah-hah-hah. y' b.u.t fark.i.n, uh-hah-hah-hah. g a.n, uh-hah-hah-hah. n, uh-hah-hah-hah. o.y.i.n, uh-hah-hah-hah. g) f.i.w.t.e.w o.n, uh-hah-hah-hah. - I m.u.s.t d.o a.c.t.u.a.w w.o.w.k t.o.d.a.y (a.n, uh-hah-hah-hah. d m.o.s.t w.i.k.e.w.y t.o.m.o.w.w.o.w s.i.n, uh-hah-hah-hah. c.e t.h.e t.h.w.e.a.d.s w.i.w.w b.e f.u.w.w biatch.i.n, uh-hah-hah-hah. g a.b.o.u.t i.t)

C U a.w.w W.e.d.n, uh-hah-hah-hah. e.s.d.a.y...
2002-04-01 11:23:16 AM  
I just posted to the "Patton" thread and my post wasn't "accented". Have topics from the day before been excused from the filters?
2002-04-01 11:23:38 AM  
Or posts right now?
2002-04-01 11:37:12 AM  
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Hello. I am in charge of the Fark Filter today. This is revenge for all you who wish I was never in Star Wars. Now you will all speak like me the rest of the day. And in the next movie, I kill off all main characters , so there !

2002-04-01 12:23:10 PM  
"This shows that the Chinese people are perfectly capable of understanding the most advanced technologies by making their own innovations and can be part of the high-tech world," Jiang said.

Someone please tell him that the Chinese space craft is a carbon copy of a Russian 1967 Soyuz.
2002-04-01 12:58:56 PM  
Of course, uh clever ruse.

"They're gist mannekins."

It won't thuh years before we discover the shocking Truth.
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