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(Some Guy)   Can you tell the females from shemales? (Safe for work)   ( divider line
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16870 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Apr 2002 at 1:38 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-31 11:07:28 PM  
First of all, before people screw up the line: "That's not a woman baby. That's a MAN, man!"

12/16. Not good.
2002-04-01 01:00:57 AM  
"Man. 'S coo', bro. ah' feel likes some mama."

2002-04-01 01:39:33 AM  
I absolutely refuse to.
2002-04-01 01:41:02 AM  
So the dialecting only happens on synergism fark? hmmmm
2002-04-01 01:41:05 AM  
12/16 here too...
2002-04-01 01:41:08 AM  
13/16. PWNT!!!!!
2002-04-01 01:41:12 AM  
All mi tym un Asian redlight deztricts huz prepured mi vor dus task. 12/16
2002-04-01 01:41:33 AM  
Bork Bork Bork!
2002-04-01 01:41:38 AM  
No dialectizin'? WTF?
2002-04-01 01:41:47 AM  
14/16, I'm pwetty confidant dat I'ww nevew be pawt of any cwying game.
2002-04-01 01:41:50 AM  
Oh, never empower mind. There the semiotic object goes.
2002-04-01 01:41:50 AM  
vhiri "synirgism" is oof cooursi "frii"...
Bork Bork Bork!
2002-04-01 01:42:05 AM  
14/16, btv
2002-04-01 01:42:08 AM  
12/16 here too. ze ones vhere you kan see a hint uff boobies kinda drows ya off
2002-04-01 01:42:21 AM  
2002-04-01 01:43:05 AM  
I'm not liking thuhse dialects, perhaps hif itwere confined to wun thread but ...
2002-04-01 01:44:11 AM  
14/16... Doezth it matter that I'm a girl.. er. Mmmh.. womyn? I mean, thith ith thomething everyone should be thplendid at, right?

The two I mithed were thome feminine maleth. Wow.
2002-04-01 01:44:21 AM  
13/16. I'm pwoud of mysewf.

Of couwse, dis test shouwd be taken in some side awwey in a smaww town sometime aftew 3AM whiwe swightwy inebwiated. See how you do den!
2002-04-01 01:45:22 AM  
15/16!!! Hut demn, thet vesn't tuu bed.
Bork Bork Bork!
2002-04-01 01:45:26 AM  
The true test ez huw well ewe dew after 6 beers.
2002-04-01 01:45:27 AM  
I'll nefer look at online porno ze same vay again.
2002-04-01 01:45:38 AM  
Why do I awways get de panzy diawect??? Bad! Bad diawectz.
2002-04-01 01:45:48 AM  
Ach die Wiebew
2002-04-01 01:46:27 AM  
just ofer half r-r-right, btw. I'm horrible =(
2002-04-01 01:47:12 AM  
Christ, I'd hate to dink how I vould do after 6 beers . . . probably end up doingkt a dude! Naturlich!
2002-04-01 01:47:13 AM  
16/16, en uf ewe dewn't believe mi, oh well. :p
Some uf dam were lucky, udders were juzst dead give uns.
2002-04-01 01:48:34 AM  
Deeese-a leenkengeschefft mechst meeen brooer-bleenkee-fleshee kepoot!
Bork Bork Bork!
2002-04-01 01:48:50 AM  

That comes frum growing up near West Hollywood. Gotta be able to spot those women that is "packing heat"...
2002-04-01 01:48:56 AM  

wtf are you dudes talkin' about?
2002-04-01 01:50:35 AM  

you know yawl can play thus evur day, just buy an issue of thuh village voice
2002-04-01 01:51:23 AM  
Don't be thad. You thound like Homethtar Runner. Mmmh, Yeth!
2002-04-01 01:51:39 AM  
Dem dawn Duke boys must be at it again, uh-hah-hah-hah.

goosh goosh goosh!!!
2002-04-01 01:53:07 AM  
okay, okay. now i acquire intersubjectivity it.


jack and jill went up the hill to smoke a little cheef,
jack turned around and his pants subjugated down,
and jill said 'where's the beef'?
2002-04-01 01:56:14 AM  
can ve get a Jife dialecticizer?

2002-04-01 01:56:22 AM  
11/16 zeen 16/16

2002-04-01 01:59:15 AM  

second fum bottom right drew me off. What it is, Mama!.
2002-04-01 02:02:36 AM  
12/16. Phew I'm relieved.
2002-04-01 02:04:53 AM  
unyune-a hefe-a iddeee-a moorphy's imeeel? he-a meeght feend thees test hundy.
Bork Bork Bork!
2002-04-01 02:06:07 AM  
innyone here have eddie murphy's email? he might find this here test handy. *spit*
2002-04-01 02:06:16 AM  
13/16. I wish thuh site didn't have background music; it's a waste of bandwidth.
2002-04-01 02:07:09 AM  
What the fark ith Valthpeak? I recognizthe motht of the other dialectth, but I've never heard of thith one. Like, ooh.
2002-04-01 02:07:12 AM  
un case ewe cudn't understen mi chef tak da fuzt tym ...
2002-04-01 02:08:31 AM  
I g u e s s t h a t a l o t o f s p a k e s m i g h t v o r-r-r k
2002-04-01 02:12:18 AM  
13/16, like, which doesn't appear to be too mean, fer shure, judgin' from thuh other posts. Still pretty friggin' scary, like, wow, though.

Give me a cool dialect! Oh, wow!
2002-04-01 02:13:31 AM  
Oh, oh, baby, and Valspeak stands for "Valley Speak." As in valley chick. And if you don't know what that is, like, I don't have time to explain it right now.
2002-04-01 02:13:58 AM  
"Valley girlie" dammit!
2002-04-01 02:14:15 AM  
I give up
2002-04-01 02:15:07 AM  
13/16 Fark
2002-04-01 02:18:39 AM  
Hytes Xian: I am gettin' jiggy vit it.
2002-04-01 02:18:44 AM  
I jus' wana pewst tu c wut kinder funney tin's happeens ta me wurds.
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