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(CNN)   Drew to appear live on CNN Daybreak tomorrow at 6:20am Eastern   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2005-05-02 01:11:12 PM  
Why?
 
2005-05-02 01:11:13 PM  
Flash your boobies!
 
2005-05-02 01:11:14 PM  
Make sure you tell them how much thier network sucks


wait, you aren't going on G4 again....my bad
 
2005-05-02 01:11:30 PM  
I appreciate all the entertainment you've provided me with Fark, Drew.
But there's no way I'm getting up that early just to watch your ass on television.
 
2005-05-02 01:11:38 PM  
oooo with Costello?!?

[image from cnn.com too old to be available]
 
2005-05-02 01:12:24 PM  
Will it repeat? it would be on at 3:20 in the morning for me, and I can't stay up that long
 
2005-05-02 01:12:48 PM  
6:20 AM?!?! That's bull. Drew deserves primetime, baby!
 
2005-05-02 01:12:49 PM  
I'd like to see him on crossfire
 
2005-05-02 01:12:54 PM  
Drew in headline = instant greenlight.

/noted
 
2005-05-02 01:13:18 PM  
I might tape it, but I'm not getting up, especially since it'll be 5:20 where I am.
 
2005-05-02 01:13:33 PM  
6:20! Man, who can get up that early?!
 
2005-05-02 01:13:48 PM  
Why so friggin early?
 
2005-05-02 01:14:06 PM  
Jake Steed: I'll give Drew $1000 if he asks Carol Costello if she used to be a man, on air.

And before he gets kicked off, yell "Baba Booey Baba Booey Howard Stern's Penis!" into the microphone
 
2005-05-02 01:14:40 PM  
SWEET! That's awesome.

Too bad I haven't had television for five years. I'll see if I can get my neighbors to record it for me.
 
2005-05-02 01:14:54 PM  
Can someone get a recording of this? I am never awake before 10am.
 
2005-05-02 01:15:09 PM  
Drew, tell her "your boobies look great". It did wonders for Robert Downy Jr.
 
2005-05-02 01:15:19 PM  
pull a jon stewart and tell them their show sucks.

but in all seriousness, nice job drew! i'm on the west coast so i'll be tivo-ing it.
 
2005-05-02 01:15:20 PM  
Damn, no cable.

Can someone make a rip of it and put up a torrent, maybe?
 
2005-05-02 01:15:29 PM  
Who?

/I keed.
 
2005-05-02 01:15:42 PM  
It's called Daybreak for a reason, moran.
 
2005-05-02 01:15:48 PM  
I'll try to DVR it. Hopefully I can compress enough for gmail :)
 
2005-05-02 01:16:19 PM  
WeirdAuntMartha: Drew in headline = instant greenlight.

/noted


actually no, I can think of a few instances they got an instant red

of course, they may involve other naughty words or acts in the headline, as well.
 
2005-05-02 01:16:22 PM  
I'll give you $20 to scissor-kick the host.
 
2005-05-02 01:16:24 PM  
Hopefully someone can TIVO/torrent it.
 
2005-05-02 01:17:04 PM  
If I can get the file I can host it for a little while, but a torrent can be uploaded to just about any tracker.
 
2005-05-02 01:17:45 PM  
I submitted this with a better headline
 
2005-05-02 01:17:46 PM  
CcSteff: I'll give you $20 to scissor-kick the host.

I got 5 on it
 
2005-05-02 01:18:13 PM  
bulldg4life: actually no, I can think of a few instances they got an instant red

Drew in headline = green if and only if Drew submitted it.
 
2005-05-02 01:18:51 PM  
Hey, would someone TiVo this and post a video tomorrow? That'd be great, thanks.
 
2005-05-02 01:19:26 PM  
TwistedIvory: Hey, would someone TiVo this and post a video tomorrow? That'd be great, thanks.

If someone sends me the video file itself, I'll host it.

And post the link, of course.
 
2005-05-02 01:19:31 PM  
I'll give you $30 to bend that host over the table and make her call you daddy.
 
2005-05-02 01:19:40 PM  
There's a 6:20 in the morning now?

Who knew?
 
2005-05-02 01:19:52 PM  
tonkin: CcSteff: I'll give you $20 to scissor-kick the host.

I got 5 on it


I'll throw in a candybar if Drew licks her forehead
 
2005-05-02 01:20:31 PM  
soooo that's like 5:20 am tonight huh?

/might still be up
 
2005-05-02 01:20:40 PM  
5:20 AM Central!!!!!one1!

/damn, and I was contemplating sleeping in tomorrow.
 
2005-05-02 01:20:47 PM  
Nichole: I'll throw in a candybar if Drew licks her forehead

I'll throw in a case of his favorite beer if he snaps her bra strap.
 
2005-05-02 01:20:52 PM  
Drew in headline = green if and only if Drew submitted it.

I was kinda getting that after the third link. Drew's handiwork here folks.

/move along, nothing to see here
 
2005-05-02 01:21:48 PM  
Drew should declare on air that he will only be interviewed by Larry King.
 
2005-05-02 01:22:01 PM  
Nichole:
I'll throw in a candybar if Drew licks her forehead

I'll throw in a bag of skittles if it makes her cry.
 
2005-05-02 01:22:06 PM  
If Drew will hump her leg, stand up and yell "I am the Grapist motherfarker!", and then spray her in the face with some Hi-C I will throw in 20 bucks.
 
2005-05-02 01:22:58 PM  
KHITBASH/UFIA everyone on set.
 
2005-05-02 01:23:10 PM  
utter_bastard: If Drew will hump her leg, stand up and yell "I am the Grapist motherfarker!", and then spray her in the face with some Hi-C I will throw in 20 bucks.

Dude, have some decency. That's just messed up.
 
2005-05-02 01:24:21 PM  
Carol: "Good Morning Drew"
Drew: "STFU, Taintface"

I would sooooo wake up for that
 
2005-05-02 01:24:23 PM  
staplermofo: I'll throw in a bag of skittles if it makes her cry.

Nothing beats skittles n beer

Skittles and beer on naked boobies?

hmm....
 
2005-05-02 01:24:39 PM  
CcSteff:

utter_bastard: If Drew will hump her leg, stand up and yell "I am the Grapist motherfarker!", and then spray her in the face with some Hi-C I will throw in 20 bucks.

Dude, have some decency. That's just messed up.


yeah, don't use Hi-C, use Tang!
 
2005-05-02 01:25:38 PM  
yay.. I've met Drew thus I know a celebrity and I can brag to my friends that I had beers with a celebrity who is on CNN :)
 
2005-05-02 01:28:44 PM  
So what time is that in Newfoundland?

/don't live there, just like the timezone.
 
2005-05-02 01:30:01 PM  
6:20am isn't early. Sheesh. What kind of jobs do FarkLiters have that they think 6:20 is ridiculously early.

/I'll watch it, I'll be awake.
 
2005-05-02 01:30:02 PM  
I'll be awake at the ungodly hour. Difficulty: Remembering to watch.
 
2005-05-02 01:30:28 PM  
Drew Hates teh West Coast.

Either that, or CNN and XM/Sirius/Crappy Compressed Satellite Radio does.

\TiVO time, yes?
 
2005-05-02 01:31:40 PM  
You think what I said is messed up?

That is pretty tame by my standards.
 
2005-05-02 01:31:56 PM  
Dont use Hi-C or Tang.. try battery acid.
 
2005-05-02 01:32:31 PM  
Kinmuan: 6:20am isn't early. Sheesh. What kind of jobs do FarkLiters have that they think 6:20 is ridiculously early.

Hey to us students 6:20 is reaaaally farking early :P
 
2005-05-02 01:32:57 PM  
Drew at 6:20am...my money is on THIS happening.
 
2005-05-02 01:33:02 PM  
I'll give Drew $8 and a candy bar if he wears an Ackbar mask and says, "It's a trap!"
 
2005-05-02 01:34:37 PM  
0520 is officially, 0 Dark 20 in my book. I'm sorry i'll miss it as I will be examining the inside of my eyelids and my subconscious in REM 4 (I hope).
 
2005-05-02 01:35:18 PM  
I'm not sure if this show airs at 6am everywhere - could be. Any regular viewers around?
 
2005-05-02 01:35:19 PM  
I shall tivo/torrent things tomorrow morning. I just need a torrent server to post this on. Any suggetstions?
 
2005-05-02 01:35:26 PM  
Hagbardr: I'll give Drew $8 and a candy bar if he wears an Ackbar mask and says, "It's a trap!"

We already have 20 bucks, a candy bar, a case of his favorite beer, and skittles dibbed on: a scissor kick, a forehead lick, a bra snap, and making her cry.

Try again :p
 
2005-05-02 01:36:00 PM  
I'll give Drew $1000 if he asks Carol Costello if she used to be a man, on air.

I'd double it, because it may actually be true.
 
2005-05-02 01:37:18 PM  
i'd hit it. she's hot...
 
2005-05-02 01:37:55 PM  
CcSteff: I'll throw in a case of his favorite beer if he snaps her bra strap

Expensive, but worth it....
/setting tivo just in case
 
2005-05-02 01:38:15 PM  
I'm up that early but usually am not watching TV. Ironically, my wife was watching this when I got up this morning at 6. First time I ever saw it. All I remember thinking was "Gee and CNN wonders why their ratings suck?"

/2 month old baby at home
//Grouchy until the coffee hits
 
2005-05-02 01:38:44 PM  
Not to threadjack or anything but does anyone know of a GOOD peer to peer file sharing program that doesn't inundate your pc with dozens of spyware programs?
 
2005-05-02 01:41:42 PM  
Nichole

What about my $30 I offered earlier? Doesnt that count?
 
2005-05-02 01:43:55 PM  
Twitch OSX: What about my $30 I offered earlier? Doesnt that count?

Whoops! So many bids flying around I can't keep track.

AND $30 for table sex and daddy calling!

I should start writing this all down
 
2005-05-02 01:43:56 PM  

We already have 20 bucks, a candy bar, a case of his favorite beer, and skittles dibbed on: a scissor kick, a forehead lick, a bra snap, and making her cry.

Try again :p


How about a pay phone full of quarters and a stolen vending machine full of snacks?
 
2005-05-02 01:46:25 PM  
Hagbardr: How about a pay phone full of quarters and a stolen vending machine full of snacks?

Mail the doritos and twix to me and you're in!
 
2005-05-02 01:47:04 PM  
As long as it isn't on Fox, the official fascist news network, I'll gladly watch.
 
2005-05-02 01:47:12 PM  
When did they let the third graders have internet access?
 
2005-05-02 01:47:55 PM  
Nichole:
How long is this show going to be? Drew's going to be busy.
 
2005-05-02 01:49:27 PM  
staplermofo: How long is this show going to be? Drew's going to be busy.

pfft. With a little skill it can all be accomplished in 5 minutes flat.
 
2005-05-02 01:50:36 PM  
Jeff..

Dunno.. when did you sign up?
 
2005-05-02 01:51:23 PM  
[image from newstohughes.com too old to be available]
 
2005-05-02 01:52:07 PM  
Awright! Yeah! Yippeeee....

Oh. You meant that Drew. I thought you said Drew Barrymore. In fishnet lingerie. Rubbing warm pudding on her breasts. And moaning my name.

Guess I was only hearing what I wanted to hear.
 
2005-05-02 01:54:27 PM  
I don't think that there has ever been a more opportune moment for a little UFIA than 6:20am tomorrow.
 
2005-05-02 01:54:31 PM  
EdgeRunner -

Not that I would do Drew Barrymore - but if I did, thats my man pudding she is rubbing on her breasts.
 
2005-05-02 01:54:41 PM  
Nichole:
I'll throw in a 2nd bag of skittles if Drew gets her to cry in <5minutes, 3rd bag for <3minutes, 4th bag if she breaks down in tears before he's even on the set.
 
2005-05-02 01:55:00 PM  
Jeff: When did they let the third graders have internet access?

Ahahahahahahahahha!

Twitch OSX: Jeff..

Dunno.. when did you sign up?


Have you clicked Jeffs profile?
 
2005-05-02 01:55:02 PM  
is he going to be in studio?
 
2005-05-02 01:55:37 PM  
What is this little tour Drews going on supposed to accomplish?

/my guess is more 12 to 15 year old farkers to screw up good threads and buy T-shirts. Yay Drew!
 
2005-05-02 01:57:37 PM  
okay staplermofo is in!
 
2005-05-02 02:09:37 PM  
staplermofo -

4 bags my friend. I bet she's going to be in her office prior to the show crying saying "I didnt take journalism for this!"
 
2005-05-02 02:11:43 PM  
Perhaps Drew could appear on Good Morning East St.Louis
It comes on at 2 in the afternoon...
 
2005-05-02 02:12:02 PM  
nice one cnn.

i'm not going to list drew's good qualities, because i'll just get accused of kissing ass. but he's relaxed, confident, knowledgeable, well-spoken, subtly funny (what? oh yeah, right!). seriously, i think he's a great media spokesperson not just for himself, or fark, but also for the lighter side of the internet.
 
2005-05-02 02:16:21 PM  
Dinty Moore's Law

Incredibly funny but thats just wrong
 
2005-05-02 02:21:17 PM  
Nice try, 21-7-b, but if you want a TotalFark membership, you're just going to have to pay for it like everyone else.

Also, since I'm not getting any Barrymore goodness, I'll settle for the next nowhere-near-as-good thing. I'll chip in a case of the finest beer $25 can buy if he'll rub pudding on Carol's naked... feet. (I'm not into that foot stuff, but I doubt the better range of bodily parts are going to be readily accessible.)
 
2005-05-02 02:25:29 PM  
FARK.com IPO in...
5
4
3
2
 
2005-05-02 02:31:45 PM  
EdgeRunner

foiled again! but no, i actually think it's true, and don't want to be able to make use of the extra of tf until i've finished what i'm working on (hopefully) toward the end of the month, when i'll cough up for you too if you want :)
 
2005-05-02 02:36:47 PM  
monstera

Would'nt that be a case of Fark 'selling out'? : )
 
2005-05-02 02:41:39 PM  
21-7-b

You can cough up a TF for me =)
 
2005-05-02 02:52:41 PM  
Hahahahahahha, I'm a TFer!

$5 makes me special.
 
2005-05-02 03:00:13 PM  
That's 4:20 am for you Mountain Time Farkers!!
 
2005-05-02 03:03:51 PM  
trapped-in-CH:

So what time is that in Newfoundland?

/don't live there, just like the timezone.


7:50 Just about the right time to watch it

/Not in NL either, but 2/3 of the way between eastern and NL time
 
2005-05-02 03:09:22 PM  
Twitch OSX: Dunno.. when did you sign up?

I think that he signed up back when Fark was an email service.
 
2005-05-02 03:26:36 PM  
There is a 6:20am WHAT else haven't you been telling me.
 
2005-05-02 03:26:54 PM  
Twitch OSX: Dunno.. when did you sign up?

teh funny. Jeff, you left yourself open for that one.
 
2005-05-02 03:29:40 PM  
I ain't getiing up 3 hours early to see that...

What Drew needs to do is cause such a spectacle that it gets rerun throught the day, with loud commentary from Wolf Blitzer.
 
2005-05-02 03:42:19 PM  
I'll be up anyway

[image from whatisee.org too old to be available]

Oh yeah, Soledad...
 
2005-05-02 03:44:42 PM  
yeschet

LOL!.. that looks like Terry Schiavo
 
2005-05-02 03:52:00 PM  
Twitch OSX Yeah, now that you mention it...

Here's a better one...
[image from hispanicheritageawards.org too old to be available]
 
2005-05-02 03:57:57 PM  
yeschet,

Much better.
 
2005-05-02 04:32:59 PM  
I'll give Carol Costello $1000 if she does to Drew any of the things that you guys are suggesting Drew do to her.
[image from img237.echo.cx too old to be available]

/$2000 if she does it wearing a tight leather dominatrix outfit
//$3000 if she takes it off
 
2005-05-02 05:19:20 PM  
I'll give $5000* if Drew and Carol start farking on the anchor desk on live TV and they DON'T cut away!

*in Monopoly money

What do think I am, rich or something?

I'll be up watching anyway, since I come home from work at 6am! lol
 
2005-05-02 05:44:57 PM  
at that early hour, Drew better make us proud and be hung over!
 
2005-05-02 06:07:26 PM  
Damn, I wish he was going to be on "Robin & Company" with Robin Meade instead. Then, at least, I could listen to Drew and stare at Robin. Sorry, Drew just ain't all that pretty.

[image from img251.echo.cx too old to be available]
 
2005-05-02 06:21:13 PM  
in the pictures of the women on this thread, why do they have clothes on? I am not used to seeing wardrobed babes on Fark.
 
2005-05-02 06:21:22 PM  
Who's Drew?
 
2005-05-02 06:22:39 PM  
I'll one up Katie Courak and give this chick a *special* colonoscopy (cant spell).. live on TV.
 
2005-05-02 07:00:21 PM  
Sad, I'll on my way to work.

5:20 EST for you freaky Hoosiers.
 
2005-05-02 07:10:45 PM  
2005-05-02 01:55:00 PM Dimensiation
Jeff: When did they let the third graders have internet access?

Ahahahahahahahahha!


No offense, but I'd think you would be one of the last people laughing at that, Dim.
 
2005-05-02 07:20:11 PM  
jolly good time for drew to deliver a ufia live on tv
or a upia
 
2005-05-02 07:22:24 PM  
d_cyfir: Who's Drew?

[image from jsc.nasa.gov too old to be available]

This guy.
 
2005-05-02 08:09:21 PM  
Nuke Laloosh: Drew at 6:20am...my money is on THIS happening.

oh. my.
 
2005-05-02 08:24:43 PM  
6:20 am? Geez if I'm going to have any fun watching Drew, I'm gonna have to run to the store tonight and get new batteries for my vibra...

er...

I'll be up early.
 
2005-05-02 10:56:03 PM  
Wake up with the King.
 
2005-05-03 04:13:27 AM  
only two more hourzzzzzzzzzz. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
 
2005-05-03 06:21:18 AM  
It's 20 after and I'm seeing a Mastercard commercial.
 
2005-05-03 06:23:26 AM  
Hmm, is Drew a stay-at-home mom consultant?
 
2005-05-03 06:26:38 AM  
Drew was on at 6:20.
 
2005-05-03 06:26:50 AM  
Ok he's on now..
 
2005-05-03 06:28:26 AM  
Wow, it's the first time I've ever seen him sober.
 
2005-05-03 06:29:21 AM  
Cool
 
2005-05-03 06:29:43 AM  
Drew, you rocked :)
 
2005-05-03 06:30:35 AM  
Well, that was pretty cool.

They should hire him for 90 second pop. He sure is a lot funnier than that jackass with the big nose who is supposed to be the "comedy guy"...

I just want to add that while Drew thinks fast on his feet, I almost think he's sharper after about 12 beers.

So CNN would have to get him plastered.

Let's start a petition to get Drew on 90 second pop. Who is that guy? Andy Serkis? Is that his name?

Let's get Drew his job.
 
2005-05-03 06:31:17 AM  
Drew, it was great. just don't go on fox news. We got enuff douchebags that know about this site
 
2005-05-03 06:31:18 AM  
w00t, staying up was worth it
 
2005-05-03 06:32:49 AM  
Right at the end of the bit, the caption read "Voice of Drew Curtis." I guess the human being sitting there was just a figment of our imaginations.
 
2005-05-03 06:34:04 AM  
"Like dining in a submarine" haha forced laughter. Indeed, indeed, horsey lady.
 
2005-05-03 06:36:32 AM  
I only managed to catch 30 seconds of it, damn me and wanting to sleep
 
2005-05-03 07:09:21 AM  
peter_hook: Wow, it's the first time I've ever seen him sober.

ummm....no.
 
2005-05-03 08:06:51 AM  
Drew said the show went really well, was lots of fun, and they want him to come back again.

He also said he will probably do something weird next time. Licking her ear is not out of the question.
 
2005-05-03 08:42:01 AM  
peter_hook: Wow, it's the first time I've ever seen him sober.

Prove it! Such urban legend type things need video proof!
 
2005-05-03 09:14:38 AM  
Anyone grab a rip or anything?
 
2005-05-03 09:19:04 AM  

Now with photo goodness.



[image from strikeslip.org too old to be available]

[image from strikeslip.org too old to be available]
 
2005-05-03 02:49:33 PM  
No one has video of it?
 
2005-05-03 04:50:48 PM  
Did no one cap this and make a bittorrent out of it or anything?
 
2005-05-03 06:23:43 PM  
ChickenGeorgeVII

peter_hook: Wow, it's the first time I've ever seen him sober.

ummm....no.


WAHAHAHAHAHAHA...if what you're suggesting is true, then he truly is the man.

balin007

Prove it! Such urban legend type things need video proof!

I have to say that I am fairly surprised that no one has posted anything yet.

If I wasn't playing a game at the time and could not break free, I would have recorded it...but with .dvr-ms format, which would probably piss off a lot of people...
 
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