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(Scientific American)   Next Step: Matrix-like plugs in the back of our heads. Hold my beer and hand me that Drunken Boxing disk...   (sciam.com ) divider line
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2002-03-31 11:01:36 PM  
If that first pic were bigger, it would make a fine photoshop.
 
2002-04-01 01:03:29 AM  
Eferyone knows ze blue pill vas NyQuil undt de r-r-red pill DayQuil
 
2002-04-01 01:05:39 AM  
ill take thuh blue pill :D
 
2002-04-01 01:06:59 AM  
More like [image from img.fark.com too old to be available]
 
2002-04-01 01:08:06 AM  
Great, anuther way two send spum two poopel. :S
 
2002-04-01 01:08:07 AM  
[image from sciam.%20%20*burp*com too old to be available]

so, in thuh future, we'll all look like total dorks?
 
2002-04-01 01:08:39 AM  
dammit, my pic didunt show up, but its the dude wearing them gay goggles
 
2002-04-01 01:08:55 AM  
Wow dat fiwtew made my post sound nasty/pewvewted.
 
2002-04-01 01:10:18 AM  
Computer scientists are stupid. Dey only know two numbers, ein undt zero.
 
2002-04-01 01:11:17 AM  
I theenk zee feelter is gueeng tu mess veet zee leenks und peecs, It veell meke-a a reel foocked up phutushup threed. Iff I'm reeght.
Bork Bork Bork!
 
2002-04-01 01:11:30 AM  
Auf Deutsch! Auf Deutsch!
 
2002-04-01 01:12:25 AM  
"My daory uf evolution? em tunk Darwun was adewpted."
-Steven Wright
 
2002-04-01 01:12:33 AM  
now, my quethtion ith, what thtepth are being made to put the Lady in the Red Dreth into the program?
 
2002-04-01 01:12:33 AM  
Try again, filter is semiotically killin' links/pics. Photoshop threads inpossible. France Surrenders.
 
2002-04-01 01:13:56 AM  
The world cheers as I'm brought wun step closer two autwoerotic pleasure wif ar virutal Juliar Stiles.
 
2002-04-01 01:19:13 AM  
OH NO. Mmmh, Yet! Seig Heil! Duumezzeeeeng hit fruung hare-a-a-a. Mmmh, Yet! Seig Heil! Fhere-a-a-a hit zzeee-a-a Kuuckney deeelect? Fe-a-a-a fuunt zzeee-a-a Kuuckney deeelect. Mmmh, Yet! Seig Heil!
Bork Bork Bork!
 
2002-04-01 01:20:13 AM  
This here is sooooo way cool. FARK ROCKS THE shiat DOWN, MUTHERfarkER!
 
2002-04-01 01:21:28 AM  
LET'S SEE IF Ah SPEAK IN ALL CAPS, WHETHER THE NEW DIALECT FILTERS TAKE HOLD.
 
2002-04-01 01:25:40 AM  
Which piww wiww wet me see mowe boobies?
 
2002-04-01 01:27:28 AM  
Well dat surtar owned...
 
2002-04-01 01:56:34 AM  
Eruoond und eruoond ve-a gu, vhere-a she-a stups, nubudy knoos.

Frunce-a soorrenders.
Bork Bork Bork!
 
2002-04-01 02:36:13 AM  
For those of you who could not see the "Future" picture above; BEHOLD: OUT FUTURE!
[image from images.mp3.com too old to be available]
 
2002-04-01 02:36:48 AM  
Unyune-a seee zee uneeme-a "Leeen" it's surt ooff leeke-a thet in a sense-a...hoo fery cuul, boot vhee it sterts interecteeng veet my soobcunsceeuoos..zeen I'm vurreeed:P

Sereen
 
2002-04-01 02:37:02 AM  
Youcrossteddybear, whear kun we gut des AWESOME technology, huw dus et work?
 
2002-04-01 02:37:23 AM  
VTF?
 
2002-04-01 02:38:08 AM  
damn yew drew!
 
2002-04-01 02:56:56 AM  
we worked an augmented reality project when Ah worked at NCSA a couple yeers ago. Basically whut we'd wuz a set uh LCD glasses with a camera on top that we fed tuh a workstashun. We'd a program analyzin' thuh feed an' then superimposin' 3d imagery generated on thuh fly. *spit*

Fer example, yew could hold in yer hand a card that'd thuh letter "W" on it. Pattern recognishun algorithms found thuh W an' placed a 3d-cube on top uh it so'sn as yew rotated an' moved thuh "W" in space, thuh cube followed an' rotated on top uh it. It wuz purty cool but not really all that useful.
 
2002-04-01 04:48:35 AM  
Ah'm not a retard. Ah'm special.
 
2002-04-01 04:51:48 AM  
Damn. Right On! ah' dought ah' had found da damn way t'bypass de filter. Ah be baaad...

phooey
 
2002-04-01 07:29:59 AM  
Out verdamt future out! Seig Heil! Dis AR-r-r technologoy ist just a try by ze gofernment to take our lifes away! Seig Heil!
 
2002-04-01 07:58:55 AM  
Real farking funny, Drew.


No, really.
 
2002-04-01 09:58:30 AM  
One logos - Spam
 
2002-04-01 10:28:01 AM  
Dewe is no fawk...

I want to be de fiwst in wine to get an impwant in my head, so I can get some ocuwaw impwants and have some x-way vision ow someding...

I am admiwawjustin of bowg, you wiww be assimiwated, wesistance is futiwe Aww youw domo kun awe bewong to Bowg.
 
2002-04-01 10:31:15 AM  
Ummmm.. Justin... what?
 
OBB
2002-04-01 10:56:18 AM  
Great, it'll be like the dysfunctional group have a bunch of schizophrenics walking around, except now they'll be laughing at a picture only they can see, rather than a mental projection only they can see...
 
2002-04-01 11:30:35 AM  
Man: *laughs*
Girl: What ya laughin' at?
Man: Oh...ahh. Hi. hehe, just a picture on a website, want to see?
Girl: Sure!
Man: Ok, gimme your Universal GPS Locator ID and I'll beam you the link.
Girl: *girl closes eyes for a moment and sends her ID over*
Man: AHAAHAHAHA NOW YOU'RE MINE!
Girl: *collapses to the ground twitching and moaning*
Man: *takes her cred stick case and capers off* Sucker!
 
2002-04-01 05:17:21 PM  
Wif dis gadget, aww geek boys wiww be instant babe magnets !!!!

OW, be known as Gawgoywes (wead Snow Cwash to get wefewence).
 
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