"On this page, you will find some of our swords. They are all available and in stock. Each comes with its own sheath and handkerchief to wipe the blood off."

Ahahahaha

Worst. Satire. Site. Evar.

It's someone's web-page design class project. BFD.

Fire and beat who ever greenlighted that.

and my submissions have never been lit ?

I think it's fake.

This submission should be deleted.

This type of crap only belongs on Total Fark.

I like the last one w/ the microprocessor. Maybe it has a green pulsing light. Wonder if Schick ripped off this guy's idea?

What a dull and typo-ridden piece of trash...

"because this is merely an assignment for CSE185 made by Joivan Hedrick, and this site already more than qualifies for all of the requirements necessary to obtain an A, I will stop here"

Qualifies unless the teacher's ever, you know... learned how to spell.

Thanks for showing this Liter what he should be looking for to get that elusive "First Submission Approved" status....

What is the strange correlation between geeks and knives? It seems the more socially awkward a person is, the more he likes knives and swords. All you sword dudes are really really scary. Good luck getting laid, the woman really love that stuff.

Carefull everyone, I sense a trap!

And this person got 3 hrs. credit for this?

/ For punishment, I would have him code it in FORTRAN!
// On punchcards no less!

" This is by far the cheapest weapon that we have. It is made for those who can only defend themselves long enough to get in one stab at the enemy, and is renowned for the amount of double kills (where both attacker and defender die) that it has gotten. It consists of a bent blade that, when the enemy is stabbed, it forcers them to bleed to death. Only scared wimps would use this weapon.

Uh...?

feh. the best knife-based entertainment are the weirdos who sell the fantasy knives/swords on home shopping network or qvc. their lives won't be complete until every single american owns a klingon batleth, and/or the kurgan's sword from "highlahter."

Do they sell Hattori Hanzo swords?

sofa king we todd did.

As far as awesome college credit websites go, this thing has nothing on "Byron Webpage."

Holler if you hear me. Or better yet, post it.

TightyWhitey: Good luck getting laid, the woman really love that stuff.

Hey, I have a whole wall full of swords and things, and I'm pretty freakin geeky, and I'm also a woman. Does that qualify as a paradox?

Copyright: Joivan Hedrick 2005 (not really, but I figured I should just throw this in here)
This page is not to be taken seriously.


Some ASU student with a funded project gets greenlit today
tomorrow... poodle shearing

Real Ultimate Power


link pops

Slow news day? This was a pretty crappy link guys...

"We have received many requests from our customers who want to torture their enemies first before they die. That is why we have made this sword. The sakabatou is nothing more than a normal katana with the blade reversed. This leads to more broken bones than deaths, and seems to make our more skilled user much happier. "

How about a sword that is electrified, like a taser?
A more modern improvement for the "torture results."

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De-post this crap. File with realultimatepower.net.

This is a perfected rapier for the perfect fencer. Usually fencing requires a lot of skill, but because of this weapon, many 'moderate' people can dence with ease. This sword contains no blade, but the tip of it is sharpened to one atom's size.

Har

dedigger

how right you are

Okay I don't want to sound bitter (though I am, a little) but I mean come on, this gets posted? I am a new user and I have yet to get a greenlight for a submission. I can handle that, really. I figure I just have to get better. Still, this is damn discouraging.

I wonder how much the submitter had to pay to feature his website on FARK?

Submissions like this one make baby Jeebus hurl.

I love how this crap gets greenlighted and my life on mars headline doesn't. Wunderbar!

i submitted this with a better headline

somebody's been shopping at bud k again...

I submitted this with a keener headline.

I hate to jump on the bandwagon here, but that sucked. It was neither funny no well-done. My apologies to whoever made it.

I like clubs.


/Blunt objects rule, man!

I just ordered my Ninja Facts t-shirt.

Hey, I have a whole wall full of swords and things, and I'm pretty freakin geeky, and I'm also a woman.


Why, oh why could I have not met you when I was going through my D&D phase?

Trade you a throwing star for a blowjob.
Deal!

I submitted this with a better website.

Again, another post that makes me thankful I'm not giving Drew $5 a month to be a TotalFarker..

/WTF was the point of this, anyway?
//How the HELL did this get greenlit?

Real deal:

http://www.kriscutlery.com/

Jeff

No chrysknife = Richard Simmons