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(Yahoo)   Study: Men love shopping - women crave technology   (biz.yahoo.com) divider line 70
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2002-03-31 04:14:19 PM
More Men Seek Simple Internet

I think they forgot a word at the end there. Can anyone guess what that word would be? I'l give you a hint, it starts with a p, and rhymes with porn.
 
2002-04-01 12:28:00 AM
It's Apwiw's foow and it's hawd to bewieve an awticwe dat says "It's no Apwiw Foow's joke."

And I'd wadew stick to technowogy! Shopping's fow women, uh-hah-hah-hah. ..
 
2002-04-01 12:28:10 AM
Thees is gueeng tu be-a a greet Epreel Fuul's Dey.
Bork Bork Bork!
 
2002-04-01 12:28:12 AM
Men love shoppung vor technology.
 
2002-04-01 12:28:43 AM
HEHEHEHEHEHA..... LOFE zee deeelect! BOOBIES!!!!
 
2002-04-01 12:29:17 AM
POISSON D'AVRIL! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!

happy april fool's day! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!


even though I'm a woman, oh, baby, and I hate shoppin'. *surrenders* :P
 
2002-04-01 12:29:49 AM
vhet ves thet ebuoot?
 
2002-04-01 12:30:10 AM
"Accowding to de suwvey, mowe men dan women expwessed intewest in shopping onwine -- by a considewabwe mawgin of 58 to 42 pewcent of suwvey pawticipants"

Dats cuz us men awe too fawking wazy to actuawwy go to a stowe to go shopping.
 
2002-04-01 12:30:14 AM
Oh well I know how to bypass it... So it's no biatchin'est deal...
 
2002-04-01 12:30:17 AM
Thatth becauthe men already know whatth on the internet. And they jutht go out and do it.
 
2002-04-01 12:31:06 AM
Demn Cunedeeuns.
Bork Bork Bork!
 
2002-04-01 12:31:21 AM
Man, dis dwead is gonna have about 3 miwwion comments in de end...
 
2002-04-01 12:31:33 AM
wait a minute, why does post sound wike it was wwitten by a foow????
 
2002-04-01 12:32:19 AM
Pretty sleem mergeens zeere-a.....herdly stereutypeecel. Yuoo cun sey unytheeng veet oonly oone-a stoody. It's un ET&T press releese-a puseeng es a noos stury.
 
2002-04-01 12:32:33 AM
I'm still skeptical.
 
2002-04-01 12:32:42 AM
What thuh hell is goin' on here? AHK! Oh, wow!

million eh, fer shure, mr fuznut?

-Bomb
 
2002-04-01 12:33:00 AM
Uh. Oh.

(dialect = jife)
 
2002-04-01 12:33:06 AM
droo coortees hes a pusse-a
 
2002-04-01 12:33:32 AM
ARG! Thear's ar renom dialectizer hear. Everythungs' gun nar b fuxored.

COOL!
 
2002-04-01 12:33:43 AM
Whut thuh hell wuz that!!!???
 
2002-04-01 12:34:03 AM
heh, ze dialect didnt treat 'has a posse' so vell.
 
2002-04-01 12:34:42 AM
I'm fwom canada dey say I'm kind of swow eh ?
 
2002-04-01 12:35:25 AM
De European Union gots'ta reached agreement t'adopt English as de preferred language fo' European communicashuns, rada' dan German, which wuz de oda' possibility. Slap mah fro!
As part uh de negotsiashuns, Ha' Majesty's Government conceded dat English spellin' had some room fo' improvement and accepted some five-year phased plan. 'S coo', bro.
In de fust year, "s" gots'ta be used instead uh de soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants gots'ta reseive dis news wid joy. Slap mah fro! Also, de hard "c" gots'ta be replaced wid "k". Not only gots'ta dis klear down konfusion, but typescribblers kan gots' one less letter. Ah be baaad...
Dere gots'ta be growin' publik endusiasm in de sekond year, when de troublesome "ph" gots'ta be replased by "f". Dis gots'ta make wo'ds likes "fotograf" 20 puh' sent sho'ter. Ah be baaad...
In de dird year, publik akseptanse uh de new spellin' kan be 'espekted t'reach de stage where mo'e komplikated changes are possible. What it is, Mama! Governments gots'ta enkourage da damn removal uh double letters, which gots' always ben some deterent t'akurate spelin'. Also, al would agre dat da damn ho'ible mes uh silent "e"s in de languag be disgrasful, and dey wil go.
By de foed year, peopl wil be reseptiv t'steps such as replasin' "d" by "z" and "w" by "v".
Durin' ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd fum vo'ds kontainin' "ou", and similar changes vud uh ko's be kombinashuns uh leters.
Afta' zis fifz yer, ve vil hav some rely sensibl riten styl. Za' vil be no mo' trubls o' difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu dig it ech ozer. Ah be baaad...
Ze drem vil finali kum tru. Man!
 
2002-04-01 12:35:39 AM
early in thuh morning in the middle uh the night
two dead boys got up tuh fight
back tuh back thay faced each other
drew thur swords and shot each other
the deaf policeman heard thuh noise
said hay shot them tew dead boys
if yawl don't believe this lah iz true
go ask thuh blind man hay saw it too.....
 
2002-04-01 12:36:34 AM
FARK comments are gonna be impossible to read now.

More so than before.
 
2002-04-01 12:36:41 AM
damn. 'S coo', bro....it dun didn't change dat some whole lot. ah' wished fo' mo'e
 
2002-04-01 12:36:46 AM
You Fawkews suwe awe tawking funny today.
 
2002-04-01 12:37:45 AM
i see said thuh blind man
peeing into the wind
it's all comin' back tuh me now
 
2002-04-01 12:37:58 AM
Yeeh, zee mure-a my hoosbund booys oon ibey, zee mure-a I feel zee need tu keell theengs.
 
2002-04-01 12:39:23 AM
come lettle child
two da waters en da wild
wif ar fairy hen un hen
vor da world's mur full uf weepung than ewe wul ever understen
 
2002-04-01 12:40:23 AM
I'm nut makung fun uf ur speech impediment.
 
2002-04-01 12:48:45 AM
you got a perty mouth
 
2002-04-01 12:49:03 AM
wow.....it didn't change that at all
 
2002-04-01 12:56:16 AM
You know, the semiotic object says that deconstructed women shop online more than men. Do you know why? They buy stupid farking things like Longaberger baskets that deconstructed cost a farking fortune and are farking useless! My mom has purchased like 20 online, several being close to or over $100.
 
2002-04-01 12:56:33 AM
Camptown races five miles long, fer shure, doo dah, like, doo dah....
 
2002-04-01 01:02:16 AM
what a farking treat. we're all speaking like farking fools.
 
2002-04-01 01:03:07 AM
how come it doesn't wowk fow me?
dwewdammit.
 
2002-04-01 01:03:26 AM
hoo cume-a it duesn't vurk fur me-a?
droodemmeet.
Bork Bork Bork!
 
2002-04-01 01:04:20 AM
hahhahahahhahahhaha. You know, honey? fabuluth. tho it'th uh, thwedish chef, and elmer fudd.
 
2002-04-01 01:04:53 AM
heheheh, und noo it's "punsy". hehehehheheh
 
2002-04-01 01:10:24 AM
Wheeeee!
 
2002-04-01 01:11:12 AM
OH NO. Mmmh, Yet! Thuumezzeeeeng it fruung here-a-a-a. Mmmh, Yet! Fhere-a-a-a it zzeee-a-a Cuuckney deeelect? Fe-a-a-a fuunt zzeee-a-a Cuuckney deeelect. Mmmh, Yet!
Bork Bork Bork!
 
2002-04-01 01:13:21 AM
I demand thuh 'headlines' bay dialectized too !
 
2002-04-01 01:14:09 AM
Cà êoëèñàiè ëåñòÿuåãi ièðà ñoiåðiiäåëåé öàðèò àä, càiåøàiiué ià äåiuãàõ, iàðêiòèêàõ, àëêiãiëå è ðàñêii ñåêñå. iðiièêioòu òoäà iåiðiñòi, ii êàiàäñêèé èññëåäiâàòåëu ßi Õàëuiåðèi ñoiåë ýòi ñäåëàòu, iåðåêâàëèôèöèðiâàâøèñu â iàiåêåiuèêè. Åãi ñåiñàöèiiiàÿ êièãà «Áëèñòàòåëuii iëiõèå» òiëuêi ÷òi âuøëà â ÑØÀ.

- ß iðiñòi ñäåëàë àëuii ôiòiãðàôèé, iàcâàëñÿ Àëuôðåäii iiéiàiii è iòiðàâèëñÿ ê àãåiòài iiäåëuiuõ þði iuþ-Éiðêà, Ëiñ-Àiäæåëåñà, ièëàià, - ñêàcàë ßi âàøåio êiððåñiiiäåiòo. - Ýòi ñòièëi äåiåã, ii âñêiðå o iåiÿ iiÿâèëèñu iåðâuå êiiòðàêòu, ciàêiiñòâà â ñðåäå iiäåëåé è ôiòiõoäiæièêiâ è - æåëàiiué äiñòoi â èõ càêoëèñiué ièð.
 
2002-04-01 01:19:16 AM
Jus' wonderang whut happens here...
 
2002-04-01 01:28:15 AM
Shuooldn't thees hefe-a zee teg?
Bork Bork Bork!
 
2002-04-01 01:48:48 AM
WELL, THIS IS ANNOYING.
 
2002-04-01 01:49:27 AM
Of course ya' guys lurve shoppin'. De Sims? Shoppin'. Upgradin' yo' gear in any MMORPG? Shoppin'.
 
2002-04-01 02:16:41 AM
It'th not FARK, It'th ELMERFUDD.COM
 
2002-04-01 02:40:51 AM
I just r-r-realized it ist goingkt to be hard to post pictures since ze filters vill probably fark ze name.
 
2002-04-01 02:55:51 AM
Madneth, It appearth that after being told we act like children enough timezth we've become thpelling like we are. Like, ooh.
MADNETh
 
2002-04-01 02:57:07 AM
Nooooooo, I've been unfected twoo, quickly fellow Farkers, save urselves
 
2002-04-01 03:28:30 AM
Aw, snap! Giwfwiend!
 
2002-04-01 03:55:57 AM
filterth are lame
 
2002-04-01 04:29:47 AM
HEPPY EPRIL FOOLS DEY. Vumee und technulugy. Meybe-a a deeldu.
Bork Bork Bork!
 
2002-04-01 04:39:26 AM
I tunk da comments section looks like et always dus.

It's always full uf retarded fakers.
 
2002-04-01 06:56:12 AM
According to the thurvey, more men than women ekthprethed interetht in shopping online -- by a conthiderable margin of 58 to 42 perthent of thurvey partithipantth. In another unekthpected rethponthe, women ekthprethed interetht in playing online gamezth with thomeone in another thity more than men, by a narrow 51 to 49 perthent margin. Let me tell you...
Thith makezth thenthe, if you keep in mind that both "shopping online" and "playing online gameth" are very broad termth. "Shopping online" includezth buying pr0n online, buying auto partth, probably even online thtock market invethtment. "Playing online gameth" meanth any game online. Like, ooh. Thith includezth both Quake III: Arena and Thcrabble. But it thoundth wonderful, thinthe both termth have thome typical implicationth.
 
2002-04-01 07:13:53 AM
I schop online. If porn kounts.
 
2002-04-01 07:17:25 AM
That saymed less lahk uh news article, and more lahk uh commercial fahwar AT&T cable access.
 
2002-04-01 09:08:11 AM
Hmmm.. yeah, thet must be wha thuh ration of men tuh women in 90% uh online games is similar to CALIFORNIA DURING THE GOLD RUSH!. farking morons...
 
2002-04-01 09:09:15 AM
verdamt you undt your filter drew. ;)
 
2002-04-01 09:18:45 AM
Seems likely. Danks be to God.

Dis Be Ze Ferse

Dey fark you up, your mum undt dad.
Dey may nicht mean to, but dey do.
Dey fill you mitt de faults dey had
Undt add some extra, just for you.

But dey vere farked up in deir turn
By fools in old-style hats undt coats,
Vho half ze time vere soppy-stern
Undt half at ein anoder's droats.

Man hands on misery to man
It deepens like a koastal schelf.
Get out as early as you kan,
Undt don't hafe any kids yourself.
 
2002-04-01 09:59:05 AM
I'm sure it HAS to be vrong, becuause I'ma guy undt I vant broadband but it's ze women vho hafe ze money to spend on it, verdamt undt we don't get it till dey vant it.

Anyways, you know 99 uff percentages are made up on ze spot? ;)
 
2002-04-01 10:31:41 AM
Mee lufe-a beer, vumee lufe-a mee veethuoot beer.

I hete-a shuppeeng, it cooses me-a tu luse-a muney...

Vhere-a deed I poot thet credeet cerd???
Bork Bork Bork!
 
2002-04-01 11:02:18 AM
It's peanut butter jelly time!
 
2002-04-01 11:34:54 AM
My nickname is technology, woman crave me.
 
2002-04-01 02:19:08 PM
I am so confused today. I think I'll stay indoors.
 
2002-04-02 01:38:04 PM
girls do girley things like sending online cards


guys do product research


this sounds like the girls and guys I know....
 
2002-04-02 01:42:18 PM
This is what you get when you do a study in Bizzaro World.
 
2002-04-02 05:36:36 PM
 
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