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(Detroit Free Press)   Woman poses as judge, tries to release inmate, might become inmate   (freep.com) divider line 21
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2002-03-31 04:35:28 AM  
HA!
 
2002-03-31 04:39:21 AM  
Well, I'd say she's got balls to try something like that, but that sounds creepy. In a Crying Game kind of way.
 
2002-03-31 05:13:42 AM  
Well, when the Unity States of the World, District of Michigan Judgeship Club hears about this, they won't be none to pleased.

You know what's really funny? I guarantee the two women were in the parking lot later saying, "I can't believe this didn't work."
 
2002-03-31 05:18:41 AM  
I am more impressed by helicopter escapes.

Type "helicopter prison escape" into google. It happens more than you would think. France surrenders.

Poorly forged papers? Bah!
 
2002-03-31 05:38:50 AM  
Hmmmmm, I wonder if she said she was Judge Judy. That would have been a dead give away.......

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I really didn't have anything better than that to say. It's 2:30 am. Sorry. Seriously. : /
 
2002-03-31 05:55:25 AM  
I hope they put em both in the same cell so they'll be "prisoners of Unity" farkin twits
 
2002-03-31 07:02:54 AM  
Here come da judge! Here come da judge!
 
2002-03-31 07:04:49 AM  
Apparent Nuisance - A couple of Command & Conquer-style anti-aircraft missile emplacements at the local county lockup will fix that little problem!
 
2002-03-31 07:23:59 AM  
Why didnt this work. Maybe it was the bad hygene, Missing teeth, Scraggly hair. "Now here are these here papers requesting you let johnny my tater. I mean the inmate go."
and maybe the accompanying banjo music gave her away too.

Damn its early. sigh....
 
2002-03-31 09:21:31 AM  
She told guards she wanted the inmate, who is serving time for killing a police officer, to attend a court proceeding at the "Unity States of the World, District of Michigan."

And it went downhill from there.
 
2002-03-31 09:21:41 AM  
woman: and that's the plan.

inmate: you think it will work?

woman: I saw it in a movie once, ofcourse it will.
 
2002-03-31 09:46:16 AM  
Lots of balls, but clueless
 
2002-03-31 11:08:08 AM  
I am sure O.J. had something to do with this....
 
2002-03-31 11:20:43 AM  
France surrenders. Hilarity ensues. Wipe hands on pants.

What is with these anti-tax nutcase groups, anyway? Unity States of the World.
 
2002-03-31 12:03:35 PM  
wow! whatta coinidence!! I just happen to be a judge. .... really! i am! honest!! my name is "the most honorable judge pipco" and..sometimes i make believe i'm a woman judge. under my robe, i cross my legs real tight and it squeezes my ding-dong down towards my judgie-butty. then i preside over life-changing matters. really! no kiddin'
 
2002-03-31 12:49:41 PM  
I'm just happy that a link I submitted got posted....hehe...even though someone else go to it before i could....BY 5 MINUTES!!! Gotta love Detroit.

GO WINGS!
 
2002-03-31 01:42:06 PM  
I give her an 'A' for effort.
And an 'F' for final results.
Oh well, a little 'Caged Heat' action for her.
 
2002-03-31 06:33:36 PM  
HAW HAW HAW!!!
 
2002-03-31 07:06:52 PM  
I think Nelson should make an appearance....
 
2002-04-21 02:12:10 PM  


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2002-04-21 02:12:35 PM  
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