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21236 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Apr 2002 at 12:39 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2002-04-01 12:40:48 AM  
I'll gotta 'member these fer future reference.
 
2002-04-01 12:42:27 AM  
Believing there were thpagetti treeth? Were people that ignorant?
 
2002-04-01 12:42:49 AM  
Wow, they're actually amuthing
 
2002-04-01 12:42:59 AM  
Damn filta' lol
 
2002-04-01 12:44:17 AM  
What thuh fark? It censors thuh letter s?
 
2002-04-01 12:44:25 AM  
Stupid except for the typesettin' island one.
 
2002-04-01 12:44:32 AM  
Why do I always do this?
 
2002-04-01 12:44:43 AM  
OH APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE
Cool
 
2002-04-01 12:45:02 AM  
'Dees here-a feelter soore-a be-a emooseeng, y'ell.
Bork Bork Bork!
 
2002-04-01 12:47:08 AM  
I'll reed zee erteecle-a leter... I joost vunna pust stooffff in here-a und feel ell veurd...
Bork Bork Bork!
 
2002-04-01 12:47:46 AM  
Doh. Mmmh, Yeth!
 
2002-04-01 12:49:27 AM  
-S-h-o-u-w-d-n-'-t t-h-e f-i-w-t-e-w b-e o-n t-h-e w-i-s-t-?-
 
2002-04-01 12:49:41 AM  
Text: In ed 2101
Text: Ver ves begeenning
Cepteeen: Vhet heppee?
Mechuneec: Sumbudey set us up zee bumb!
Ooperetur: Ve-a get seegnel!
Cepteeen: Vhet?
Ooperetur: Meeen screee toorn oon
Cepteeen: It's yuoo!
Cets: Hoo ere-a yuoo gentlemee
Cets: Ell yuoor bese-a ere-a belung tu us!
Cets: Yuoo ere-a oon zee vey tu destroocshun
Cepteeen: Vhet yuoo sey?
Cets: yuoo hefe-a nu chunce-a tu soorfeefe-a meke-a yuoor teeme-a
Cets: HA HA HA HA...
Cepteeen: Teke-a ooffff ifery 'zeeg'
Cepteeen: Yuoo knoo vhet yuoo dueeng
Cepteeen: Mufe-a zeeg
Cepteeen: Fur greet joosteece-a
 
2002-04-01 12:50:06 AM  
Dear Jebus, it's unstoppable!!!!
 
2002-04-01 12:52:41 AM  
That there is sum purty funny stuff. *scratch,scratch* Tahm fer me tuh read "War uh the Worlds."
 
2002-04-01 12:52:44 AM  
Let's see-a iff thees pesses thruoogh zee deeelectizer unchunged...
 
2002-04-01 12:52:48 AM  
Why are you all talking funny. Fabuluth!
 
2002-04-01 12:53:27 AM  
Oh nos! Seig Heil! Drew strikes again!
 
2002-04-01 12:53:31 AM  
lol someones been havin' fun wid de filter
 
2002-04-01 12:53:35 AM  
I know it isn't an April fool's dingkt, but vhat kan ya do
bonsai kitten
 
2002-04-01 12:54:10 AM  
Hmm....

Best. Filter. Ever.
 
2002-04-01 12:54:30 AM  
R-r-random Filter, Sweedisch Khef, Elmer Fudd, German, Falley Girl possibly more. All dey are missingkt ist JeffK Style 1337 speak.
 
2002-04-01 12:54:44 AM  
Some see sand at ze sea so strongly.
 
2002-04-01 12:54:45 AM  
my name is semiotically John and i'm from jamaica mon
 
2002-04-01 12:54:55 AM  
Haha, des ez reawly go en two fak oop poletical debates twomorrow
 
2002-04-01 12:55:12 AM  
ON THE PLANET 'FARMEL', man, THEY HAD THE GLORIEST DAYS FOR TWO CENTURIES, oh, baby, SINCE THE STARDATE HAD ESTABLISHED. THEY SAILED ALL AROUND THE GALAXY WITH NEW TYPE SPACESHIP CALLED 'LIGHTSHIP'. BUT ONE DAY THE PEACE WAS DISTURBED BY A MISTERIOUS BIG FORTRESS. IT WAS LIVING AND WAS DESTROYING ALL OTHER CIVILIZATIONS.THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF GALACTIC GOVERNMENT ORGANIZED THE DEFENCE FORCE IMMEDEATELY. BUT AS THE 'AIR FORTRESS' HAD VERY HIGH POTENTIAL, like, THE DEFENCE FORCE WAS WIPED OUT IN VAIN. SO THE FEDERAL BUREAU HAS DECIDED TO SELECT A SPECIALLY TRAINED MAN, oh, baby, ID 82592, like, NAMED 'HAL BAILMAN', oh, baby, AND HAS DEVELOPPED NEW TYPE 'LIGHTBRASNER' AND 'ARMORED SUIT'. NOW HE DEPARTS FOR THE 'AIR FORTRESS' WITH THE DESTINY OF 'FARMEL'.
 
2002-04-01 12:55:53 AM  
i glunced et zee hunereble-a menshuns und ceme-a ecruss a stury ebuoot sume-a heell in bustun sooddenly ixpludeeng und spooeeng lefa. ooff cuoorse-a, puneec insooed und zee noos prudoocer ves fured. Fured? becoose-a ideeuts theenk thet uny boomp cun sooddenly stert spooeeng lefa. hoo cun ve-a ell leefe-a tugezeer in peece-a vhee zee vurld is suuuu fooll ooff ideeuts?
Bork Bork Bork!
 
2002-04-01 12:56:16 AM  
I've alwayth wondered what kind of programth people would write when they were drunk. Now we know. Drew you rule. Mmmh, Yeth!
 
2002-04-01 12:56:28 AM  
coming from someone whoze got skills w/r/t/ semantics and linguistics, after watching this filter and testing things out on the semiotic object ize got to say that deconstructed it is semiotically sophisticated and impressive...fark spell checkign people. none will know whether the semiotic object was you or teh filter.
 
2002-04-01 12:56:38 AM  
Ok, how sad is it I'm just posting to see what fiwtew mucks me up. I'm hoping fow kwingon, uh-hah-hah-hah.
 
2002-04-01 12:57:17 AM  
Spaghetti trees; splendid!
 
2002-04-01 12:57:50 AM  
Thinthe it methezth with your dialect, you know, like, where you live and all, and I'm from CA, tho I'm tho totally valley girl.
 
2002-04-01 12:58:02 AM  
Who needs babbelfish when ya' gots' fark
 
Rat
2002-04-01 12:58:21 AM  
not some damn wahtahmellun about 'esplodin' toilets...rubbish
 
2002-04-01 12:58:32 AM  
With no more delay here are the final thelectionth, in deththending order:


When it runth from 10 (latht) to 1 (firtht), it'th aththending order. Mmmh.
 
2002-04-01 12:58:34 AM  
I'm juzst jivun' ya, turkey
 
2002-04-01 12:58:38 AM  
damn jar-jar and the damn gunganth. Mmmh, Yeth!
 
2002-04-01 12:58:42 AM  
sassafras suckas sell zocks.
 
2002-04-01 12:58:45 AM  
Yeah, Bonsai Kitty wuz uh good one. Ah think War of thuh Worlds should hav been on the list too, even though it wuz unintentional. Filter this, beeeeeeeeitch! Come on, give hit to me!
 
2002-04-01 12:59:05 AM  
A new filter? Looks like uh normal Fark day to me!
WEEEEEEEEEE!
 
2002-04-01 12:59:29 AM  
Random Filter Madness! Gag me with a pitchfork!! Gag me with a pitchfork!

Mike you RAWK! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!! Gag me with a pitchfork!! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!

So we got thuh gomer filter, like, the lispy filter, oh, baby, the nazi filter... what else?
 
2002-04-01 12:59:38 AM  
[image from museumofhoaxes.com too old to be available] GRRRRR
 
2002-04-01 12:59:41 AM  
Next Page: UFOs en Rogue Bras

Dumnet... who twold dam em like two wear bras! ;)
 
2002-04-01 12:59:54 AM  
I joost vunt tu type-a tu see-a vhet it cumes oooot es, lul.

Vey kool Droo und gung!
Bork Bork Bork!
 
2002-04-01 01:00:11 AM  
The spaghetti trees were snazzy. You cannot deny the snazzy. Try as you might, the snazzy will not be denied.
 
2002-04-01 01:00:16 AM  
Ah'm thuh very model uv a modern major-general, Ah have informashun vegtable, animal, an' mineral. Ah know thuh kin's uh England an' me quote thuh fights historical...
 
2002-04-01 01:00:19 AM  
Ehh, zee felley gurl feelter tuu, epperently.

Zeese-a ere-a foonny.

hehe-a
 
2002-04-01 01:01:04 AM  
Hey Thoporific: DENIED. Mmmh, Yeth!
 
2002-04-01 01:01:13 AM  
I just fell for dis filter on ze "stolen pool" dread. Took mein story undt retold it fia "Elmer Fudd".

I vas vonderingkt vhat I did to set off ze filter undt den I khecked ze date. Damn great joke, guys. Dis stupid hilarious schit ist why I still r-r-read Fark.
 
2002-04-01 01:01:21 AM  
with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse!!!
 
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