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(CNN)   "Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie together on beach." According to CNN, this is front-page news   ( divider line
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2005-04-26 03:11:03 PM  
Stop the presses!
2005-04-26 03:11:08 PM  
If she was with me on the beach, it would be front page news. Or if he was, come to think of it.
2005-04-26 03:11:09 PM  
2005-04-26 03:12:12 PM  
And apparently it's front-page news according to as well...
2005-04-26 03:12:13 PM  
Alright, I've cancelled all my afternoon meetings and put the phone on Do Not Disturb. I'm now diverting all my attention to this intense situation so I can stay completely on top of anything that happens. Thank goodness for CNN!
2005-04-26 03:12:38 PM  
And according to the moderator, this is greenlight-worthy.

/Jesus, what is it today?
2005-04-26 03:12:38 PM  
I hear they're an item. Don't tell anyone.
2005-04-26 03:12:57 PM  
According to Fark it is, too.
2005-04-26 03:13:13 PM  
"Front page" of a newspaper


"Front page" of thier online entertainment section
2005-04-26 03:13:15 PM  
Uh, it looks like it's in the Entertainment section to me.

Am I missing something or is the poster a dork?
2005-04-26 03:13:15 PM  
CNN is a Time Warner property, you know, entertainment.
2005-04-26 03:13:25 PM  

Did you mean Admin ? Yeah, you did.
2005-04-26 03:13:25 PM  
I don't give a flying fark
2005-04-26 03:13:43 PM  
Damn you, kronicfeld!
2005-04-26 03:13:48 PM  
ZipBeep is teh winnar!
2005-04-26 03:14:03 PM  
Give it a farkin' rest already. Don't you gimps ever get tired of attacking CNN? Go suck on the FOX teat for a while to calm yourselves down.
2005-04-26 03:14:08 PM  
Lets just greenlight EVERYTHING... Thats something that I'd rather just see in the lineup at SAFEWAY, and still not care.
2005-04-26 03:14:11 PM  
Hey, they're getting the page views they want right?

/Suckas fell into their trap.
2005-04-26 03:14:13 PM  
ZipBeep: Am I missing something or is the poster a dork?

I'll go with the "poster is a dork" option.
2005-04-26 03:14:26 PM  
And thanks to you, Submitter, it's now on FARK. WTG!
2005-04-26 03:14:26 PM  
The daily News said the pics fetched a mil...I betcha the reporters in Iraq that are getting their a$$es shot off on a daily basis dont make a tenth of that for their pictures

/hates pappanazis
2005-04-26 03:14:40 PM  
I'm an aspiring journalist. Thus, you'll need to give me a second. (gets into car, drives into next county)


(drives back) Anyway. In response to this breaking news, while there's an Amber Alert going on right now, I hereby invite CNN to fark itself with an iron stick.
2005-04-26 03:14:51 PM  
Don't be so gullable
2005-04-26 03:15:58 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

/now that's Fark-worthy
2005-04-26 03:16:04 PM  
No wonder it's front page, they were seen walking on a beach and hot being affectionate. OMG!!!!! what is the world coming to? Next we are going to hear of complete strangers walking past each other on the beach. It will be anarchy!!

/sarcasm off
2005-04-26 03:16:46 PM  
Laura croft + Tyler durden = a kitten holocaust
2005-04-26 03:16:53 PM  
they make a great couple!
2005-04-26 03:17:02 PM  
That's right America, fill up on your pointless celebrity gossip.
Pay no attention to the war, just read the latest on your favorite stars. Those other stories will just make you sad or angry. You don't want to have to think about that.
While your at it, go buy some junk food that will make you feel happy. Continue to consume. Don't you feel better already?
2005-04-26 03:17:04 PM  
Maria Carey, she got some big ass titties
Lindsay Lohan, she got some big ass titties...
2005-04-26 03:17:17 PM  
Oh yeah, look at! It's got buffalo on its home page! At least CNN calls the Brad Pitt story "entertainment". Apparently Fox's idea of news is a bunch of stupid buffalo wandering around a town and ending up on a tennis court.

/Bah! Why even bother feeding the submission trolls?
2005-04-26 03:17:30 PM  
I can't decide whether to sign up for "Brad Pitt News Alerts" or "Angelina Jolie News Alerts."
2005-04-26 03:17:38 PM  
Could everyone from this post on, just put up their favorite pic of Angelina Jolie... thank you. :p
2005-04-26 03:17:44 PM  
I'd hit it

[image from too old to be available]
2005-04-26 03:17:50 PM  
2005-04-26 03:19:06 PM  
In other news, I saw the corn I ate yesterday in my shiat this afternoon.

PS - I heard Brad Pitt's dog is gay.
2005-04-26 03:19:21 PM  
The only thing I love more than Bard Pitt is Angelina Jolie.

Thanks you God, thanks you.
2005-04-26 03:19:42 PM  
It's actually in the "in other news section", which is near the top of the page. This section is usually reservered for more important stories. They then, after some time, make their way to the apporpriate section of the main page.

So, no, submitter not a dork.

I visit pretty regularly, to check headlines and whatnot. They are pretty bad at declaring bullshiat news as important, or even "breaking". I will go and see a huge red breaking news banner at the top of the page, thinking something major has happened, when it turns out the breaking news is Mike Jackson was late to court. Redic.
2005-04-26 03:19:45 PM  
I't him them both.....and I'm female ;)
2005-04-26 03:19:56 PM  
i covet thy green text

/would hit angelina like a hammer hits a nail
//sharp knees and all
2005-04-26 03:20:08 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

/alright, now that's funny
2005-04-26 03:20:27 PM  
I'd! did I mention I was blonde? did I have to?
2005-04-26 03:20:38 PM  
Jennifer is way hotter
2005-04-26 03:20:41 PM  
Clavis: /alright, now that's funny

I don't care who ya are.....that's funny right there
2005-04-26 03:20:49 PM  
I just talked to Edward R Murrow's ghost and he confirms that like he himself, news in America is dead.
By the way Edward R Murrow never rolls in his grave, he was cremated. No shiat.
2005-04-26 03:21:10 PM  
I'd hit both of them!

/not really, just taking the easy way out...
//would hit her though...
///would hit him with one of these excessive slashes, simply because he's probably hitting her...
2005-04-26 03:21:34 PM  
I't him them both.....and I'm female ;)

I'd greenlight that.
2005-04-26 03:22:55 PM  
/people shift to clicking on ApocoLypstick's profile.
2005-04-26 03:23:05 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

it's important
it's important
it's important
it's important
2005-04-26 03:23:10 PM  
I just called God, he took a break from creationism to go check it out.
2005-04-26 03:25:12 PM  
You mean......I could have a profile? Maybe even be stalked by farkers? *swoon*
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