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(MojoMonkey)   Impromptu Philly Fark party tonight with Vanilla Ice   ( divider line
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4635 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Mar 2002 at 4:29 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-29 04:31:13 PM  
Joejoe It always seems to suck where you live.
2002-03-29 04:31:32 PM  
2002-03-29 04:31:48 PM, I was planning on jumping off the 57th floor of my building tonight. But thanks!
2002-03-29 04:32:15 PM  
Better clearify it. A person always sees that it sucks where he\she lives.
2002-03-29 04:32:55 PM  
Really? Do we get to make fun of him for getting his ass whupped on celebrity boxing?
2002-03-29 04:33:50 PM  
I live 5 minutes from Brownie's... and I gotta be honest with you guys... If Vanilla Ice was playing in my backyard, I'd shut the curtains.

But.. Hey.. If there are any plans for a Philly Fark party, let them be known. I think that about half my office would attend.
2002-03-29 04:33:51 PM  
no, we make fun of him cause he's vanilla ice
2002-03-29 04:34:39 PM  
2002-03-29 04:35:22 PM  
Damn, I'd love to make it out there... except I'm in Chicago... Ohh, and I'm busy GOUGING OUT MY EYEBALLS WITH RUSTED, TETANUS-INFECTED NEEDLES TONIGHT!!!!

2002-03-29 04:35:32 PM  
Looks like we got most of the nay saying out of the way right off the bat. I'll just toss out 'lame' and 'sausage party' and that should about cover that.

So, I'm going even though I have no idea what kind of music he plays now. I just want a picture flashing the Vanilla Ice hand sign with Vanilla Ice himself. Taht would be worth the $10 by itself.

Anyone want to join me and ph00dz?
2002-03-29 04:37:12 PM  
oh, and everyone complaining about how bad he is realizes that is exactly the point of going, right?
2002-03-29 04:37:31 PM  
Unfortunately, the party in Philly will end early when Willis from Different Strokes shows up and punches out Vanilla Ice.
2002-03-29 04:39:47 PM  
I wanna go! Can you pick me up?
2002-03-29 04:40:25 PM  
Morrigan: Nice graphic.
2002-03-29 04:41:05 PM  
I'll check my map, but I don't think Houston is on the way. If only you lived in Austin...
2002-03-29 04:42:01 PM  
uh oh ppl, you have no idea how angry the v-man can be.
2002-03-29 04:42:07 PM  
Hey W0rd....Fark off. Mods?
2002-03-29 04:42:23 PM  
I just can't believe he's playing at BROWNIES.
Imean, I like the bar - and THE ICE MAN has never been anythig even close to talented - but he was on top of the world once upon a time.
What a sad comentary on where his career is to go from having millions of people chase him to PLAYING BROWNIES.

2002-03-29 04:42:36 PM  
I suppose Australia is a bit out of anyones way to be able to pick me up....
2002-03-29 04:43:42 PM  
just a bit of a heads-up for interested parties: i saw the iceman two years ago at a club in florida. he plays sort of a rap metal kinda...i it'll make sense if you here the most recently recorded ice ice baby, with korn. that's still in his repetoire *shudder* but, the show is definitely worth the money. unless you happen to be a fan, but i doubt the chances of that are too high
2002-03-29 04:43:46 PM  
Holy Crap fark Batman!
That guy is such a farking loser. I'm going though. 10 bucks for a chance to sling my stinky poo at a farken idiot. Can't beat the price, jerkoff!
2002-03-29 04:44:50 PM  
actually the Ice dudes new band sounds pretty damn good - saw them on a behind the scene or where the fark are they now show
2002-03-29 04:44:55 PM  
hey y'all, we got the ice glory here at ku: he came about a year ago, and the show sold out in less then fifteen they booked a second. it didn't sell out tho.

i dont know why ANYONE is bagging on going to this show. there's soooooo many fun things you can yell/do to ice. so far as the music is concerned: bah. remember when yer parent's made you listen to crap on the car radio for a 5-6 car trip and it was hell? same thing--make the best of it.

vanilla ice show: $10.
enough liquor to get drunk: $20.
pictures of you bumrushing ice on stage and decking him: PRICELESS.
2002-03-29 04:45:15 PM  
Hey 5o4u2nv,

Does PAW Productions mean anything to you? Expecially the A?
2002-03-29 04:46:17 PM  
Bah! It's in Conshohocken!
2002-03-29 04:46:46 PM  
Damn. Actually, MojoMonkey, I think it's an hysterical idea. You guys have a blast. I'll be with you in spirit.
2002-03-29 04:47:37 PM  
can someone egg him for me, please? thanks.
2002-03-29 04:48:30 PM  
well, I have to go out for a little while, so don't be surprised if I don't respond to any e-mail right away... A few of us will be going it seems.
2002-03-29 04:49:49 PM  
Where dat pahty..

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2002-03-29 04:52:32 PM  
I'm in NJ, but I have so much planned for tonight, like drinking bleach and watching some PBS.
2002-03-29 04:54:46 PM  
no fair Vanilla Ice is in Conshy and of course I'm in Boston for the weekend. Nothing cool ever happens there when I'm around...
2002-03-29 04:58:05 PM  
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Go ninja, go ninja, go!
2002-03-29 04:58:47 PM  
(sorry to butt in on this thread)

Holy Crap! Did anyone else hear Arafat being interviewed by Christiane Amanpour just now? She was asking him if he's going to do something to rein in the violence and he got pissed off, insulted her, and refused to answer the question, then hung up. If he was looking for sympathy from the rest of the world, he's shiat out of luck. Good riddance.
2002-03-29 05:01:29 PM  
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2002-03-29 05:04:20 PM  
holy shiat Relic wow
2002-03-29 05:08:06 PM  
Does he have that look on his face because it hurts to suck his gut in?
2002-03-29 05:08:32 PM  
which channel was that Relic? Surprised there haven't been any posts on that whole situation today.
2002-03-29 05:10:42 PM  

"BE QUIET!" (in a very angry voice) to Amanpour.
2002-03-29 05:15:50 PM  
Go Ninja Go Ninja GO!
2002-03-29 05:18:14 PM  
Rad, d00dz...

I'll be there, of course.

Maybe we should do another one of these for MANOWAR @ the trocadero on 4/20. MANOWAR!!!! THE KINGS OF METAL!!! IN PHILADELPHIA!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!
2002-03-29 05:19:48 PM  
Damn, MojoMonkey, if I had known earlier today, I seriously would've considered hopping in my car and driving the 6-7 hours to Philly.

I can imagine a group of Farkers yelling "GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!!!"

I bet he'd sing it too!!

(/me goes to load up Mapquest to see if there's a special secret three-hour way to get to Philly from Buffalo)
2002-03-29 05:23:19 PM  
he's a freakin ped
2002-03-29 05:24:51 PM  
whoever goes to the party is a freakin ped

bunch of loosers
2002-03-29 05:30:11 PM  
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I thought he made a great first Eminem though.
2002-03-29 05:33:36 PM  
Did you just reply to your own comment, MonkeySpittle?
2002-03-29 05:33:46 PM  
i may go...browies is pretty cool, regardless of vanilla ice. i saw him last time he played at brownies, and it was highly entertaining. hysterical. if any farkers go, let me know. i'll be there in my tight pants.
2002-03-29 05:37:34 PM  
(to attract hunky vanilla ice, of course.)
2002-03-29 05:40:55 PM  

I'd be pissed off too if someone smashed the walls of my office/home and started shooting my bodyguards... then the first question he gets is "how are you giong to rein in the violence?" it's obvious israel is instigating and escalating the violence so that they will feel justified when they perform their own genocide.

2002-03-29 05:44:42 PM  
MonkeySpittle: couldn't agree more
2002-03-29 05:46:35 PM  
wtf is a ped? is this more 9/11 related slang?
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