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(Star)   Harrison Ford set to marry Calista Flockhart   ( divider line
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2002-03-29 04:05:28 PM  
isn't he like... old? and she's like... young?
2002-03-29 04:05:34 PM  
Harrison - why?
2002-03-29 04:05:54 PM  
wheres Indy4?......
2002-03-29 04:06:42 PM  
No farking way.

It's the "Star", so there is a very good element of doubt.
2002-03-29 04:06:49 PM  
He is in to scrawny broads.
2002-03-29 04:07:05 PM  
I'll believe it when I see it in a more reputable source. But if it's true... W T F, Harrison?
2002-03-29 04:07:43 PM  
I wondered why his last few movies have stunk, but now this? He's obviously gone completely insane. Poor guy.
2002-03-29 04:07:45 PM  
Harrison Ford must be into a really freaky scene. Her lips look like a duck's bill. Ugh. "Quack for me baby!"
2002-03-29 04:07:46 PM  
now that just disgusting.
2002-03-29 04:08:00 PM  
looks like life imitating art imitating life... it's been more and more common for the leading man in a film to be older, while the leading woman is much younger--entrapment, seven days seven nights, etc. actually, harrison ford was in SDSN, so maybe he got to like the idea of being with someone who's still young and firm.
2002-03-29 04:08:38 PM  
I really used to like the man.
2002-03-29 04:09:10 PM  

A Wedding gift so Harrison Ford does not lose Calista Flockhart:

2002-03-29 04:09:13 PM  
I thought he was already married.
2002-03-29 04:09:28 PM  
Firm? Don't you mean "easily breakable?"
2002-03-29 04:09:40 PM  
Is he NUTS?
2002-03-29 04:10:05 PM  
Let's see here . . . it's the STAR! Believable? Probably not.
2002-03-29 04:10:07 PM  
Is this true? Isn't he married? Isn't she a carboard cut-out?
2002-03-29 04:10:18 PM  
Shes rumored to be Indiana Jones' woman friend in Indy 4 set for a couple years. Guess it all kinda makes sense.
2002-03-29 04:10:37 PM  
I heard he liked ribs...
2002-03-29 04:11:02 PM  
She'd be pretty decent-looking if she'd GET SOME MEAT ON HER BONES. Scarecrow. Ack.
2002-03-29 04:11:19 PM  
GAAAA !!! Damn you HTML !!!! The psychic power of Calista Flockhart has stopped the mocking !!!! I cower in her scrawny shadow .....
2002-03-29 04:11:19 PM  
Hmm I guess not anymore!
2002-03-29 04:11:24 PM  
I wonder if the "curse" of marriage will affect her as it does some other women......

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2002-03-29 04:11:39 PM  
who cares
2002-03-29 04:11:44 PM  
I guess after his divorce settlement he's trying to save money by marrying someone he doesn't have to take out to dinner.
2002-03-29 04:11:59 PM  
Why??? So he can fark a bag of bones??
2002-03-29 04:12:54 PM  
He stops here in Lincoln often and goes to a particular stripper bar.
2002-03-29 04:13:51 PM  
I have a bad feeling about this.
2002-03-29 04:15:19 PM  
If you ask me, boning this chick is about 2 steps away from cruising for 12 year olds.
2002-03-29 04:16:16 PM  
Come on now. We all know we would do Calista in a heartbeat.

Let's take a little vote here. Everyone who would give Calista a little "whosyerdaddy" raise their hand.

Let's see... *one* *two* *three*... including me.

So the results of our vote: We have 3 people that would play hide-the-salami with her and we have 47 liars.

I just love these scientific surveys.
2002-03-29 04:17:36 PM  
She'll be wearing the wedding ring around her waist.
2002-03-29 04:17:37 PM  
Here he is with the ex-wife..

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yow.. talk about horseface
2002-03-29 04:19:11 PM  
I'd bang Calista, but the minute she opened her mouth to talk, I might have to put something in there to shut her up....
2002-03-29 04:19:36 PM  
Didn't she give birth to a bird or something?
2002-03-29 04:19:39 PM  

oh wait, that's right... 'Star,' the last word in journalistic integrity...

There goes another minute of my life I just wasted.
2002-03-29 04:21:22 PM  
he'd get much hotter chicks if he had some personality.. has anyone ever seen the guy on the tonight show? he's about as entertaining as sea monkeys..
2002-03-29 04:21:26 PM  
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2002-03-29 04:21:34 PM  
anyone want to take bets on how long this lasts? i say two months.
2002-03-29 04:22:18 PM  
she is built like a swizzle stick...a swizzle stick w/ a little yarn on the top...
2002-03-29 04:22:45 PM  
I'd bang Calista, but the minute she opened her mouth to talk, I might have to put something in there to shut her up.....
:: cue sad soulful clarinet solo a la Ally McBeal ::
2002-03-29 04:22:55 PM  
2002-03-29 04:23:08 PM  
Sorry hill_lord but I have to reject your survey. Most met would resort for farking goats and dogs if that was all they could get. You have to add some language about the circumstances under which one would fark Calista. Me, I could see myself getting in to her after about 10 to 12 drinks and a six month dry spell.
2002-03-29 04:23:45 PM  
She is way too skinny and has no boobies, Come on Indiana Jones you can get better that that.

Did anyone else check out the Drew Barrymoore story on the side, dirty dancing with 6 or so girl friends kissing each other naughty bits, Can't wait to see those photos..:D
2002-03-29 04:23:49 PM  
She's a farking sleestack

Of course, he did play an archiologist who likes to study bones.

"Throw me the idol!!"
2002-03-29 04:24:16 PM  
Perhaps this is purely physical therapy. I heard he's got hip problems, but Calista "lightweight" Flockheart could still ride him like a carnival bull without doing much damage.
2002-03-29 04:24:45 PM  
I heard they met when she spilled a drink on him at the Golden Globes. This has never been a successful method of flirting for me and if you puke on a man---he is never going to call you.
2002-03-29 04:26:04 PM  
Grrr...must remember to check my syntax...
2002-03-29 04:26:10 PM  
I'm sure the Star is full of shiat, but the truth is he is farking her, and while many Farkers would fark her in a heartbeat, I'd like to think Harrison Ford wouldn't settle for some 85-pound anorexic with no boobies.
2002-03-29 04:33:59 PM  

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Calista Flockheart attends her own funeral.

2002-03-29 04:36:13 PM  
He has suffered third degree burns on his lower back caused by her rubbing her legs together whilst they shag.
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