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(WPVI)   Man murders ex-coworker for telling a bad joke seven years ago   ( divider line
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26862 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2005 at 6:52 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-04-25 12:53:01 PM  
I guess this beats last nights "grudge thread"
2005-04-25 01:01:06 PM  
Wow, 1998 was 7 years ago. Just wow.
2005-04-25 01:03:50 PM  
So have you heard the one about the darky who held a grudge against the cracker?
2005-04-25 01:04:01 PM  
Wow, 1999 was 6 years ago. Just wow.
2005-04-25 01:06:26 PM  
Even weirder, according to the submitter's headline, he murdered the man 7 years ago! And the ex-coworker's still telling bad jokes!
2005-04-25 01:10:00 PM  
If he'd told the one about the rope in the bar, he probably would've been killed much sooner.
2005-04-25 01:10:12 PM  
Without the joke that article was just stupid.

Why did the robot cross the road?

He was carbon bonded to the chicken.
2005-04-25 01:20:28 PM  
An atom is walking down a road when he bumps into another atom,
knocking him down. "Are you okay?" he asks.

"No! I've lost an electron!" the other replies.

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!"
2005-04-25 01:25:50 PM  
Hey, what's the last sound a pubic hair makes?

Pffhht! (make spitting noise.)
2005-04-25 01:26:36 PM  
This baby seal walks into this club......
That's it.
2005-04-25 01:33:05 PM  
2005-04-25 01:53:26 PM  
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police let us in it's cold outside?
No call the farking police I've just been shot!
That's not funny.
You're telling me!
2005-04-25 01:55:11 PM  
Sixty-two-year-old William Berkeyheiser was shot dead on Easter Sunday, as he answered the door at his Washington Crossing home.

Knock knock....
Who's there?

2005-04-25 02:05:30 PM  
This didn't happen in Nantucket , did it?
2005-04-25 02:18:50 PM  
Knock knock....
Who's there?


BLAM who?

2005-04-25 02:28:14 PM  
(groans) This is going to be bad joke day huh? And you guys better watch it, seven years from now someone could be knocking on your door!
2005-04-25 03:02:40 PM  
If we are going to play the blam game I wish you were pointing fingrs.
2005-04-25 03:02:51 PM  
A rope walks into a bar and the bartender yells at him "Hey we don't serve your kind around here". So the rope walks outside ties a knot in himself and turns around and walks back into the bar. The bartender says "Hey aren't you that rope I just told to get the hell out of here?", and the rope says "Frayed knot"
2005-04-25 04:05:43 PM  
I was once engaged to a woman with a wooden leg, but I broke it off.
2005-04-25 04:40:26 PM  
Wow. Apparently he WASN'T glad he didn't say "banana" again
2005-04-25 05:30:46 PM  
WARNING!!!!! - World's deadliest joke.

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Translate at own risk. It has surfaced after all these years!

Damn you Michael Palin!
2005-04-25 05:35:55 PM  
Not everyone will get it...

just the right people.
2005-04-25 06:38:36 PM  
This dog walks into a bar in the Wild West. His left foreleg is all wrapped in bandages. The dog orders a whiskey, throws it back, looks around and drawls: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

/bolts the front door.
2005-04-25 06:58:44 PM  
At least he didn't sue him.
2005-04-25 07:03:33 PM  
Q: How does one statue greet another?

A: 'stat you?
2005-04-25 07:05:34 PM  
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop...
2005-04-25 07:06:05 PM  
...this deadly murder plot.

Is there another kind?
2005-04-25 07:06:11 PM  
Celine Dion walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?"
2005-04-25 07:07:44 PM  
Termite walks into a bar and says, "Where's the bartender?"

On a serious note, this story, it has me frightened.
2005-04-25 07:09:12 PM  
It took him that long to get it?
2005-04-25 07:10:12 PM  
A black guy, Jewish guy and an Irishman walk into a bar.. The bartender sees them and immediately asks, "What is this..some sort of joke??"
2005-04-25 07:10:27 PM  

Even weirder, according to the submitter's headline, he murdered the man 7 years ago! And the ex-coworker's still telling bad jokes!

I don't think so.

"Man murders ex-coworker seven years ago for telling a bad joke"

Now it does what you're saying it does, except the part where the ex-coworker is still telling bad jokes. I don't get that part.
2005-04-25 07:10:42 PM  
What's a pirate's favorite tv show?

E.R. (in your best pirate-speak)
2005-04-25 07:10:54 PM  
LaForge: Data, I told that joke seven years ago.
Data: I know! I just got it! *sound of phaserfire*
2005-04-25 07:12:07 PM  
Jeffery Damer and his mom are having dinner.

His mom says, 'Jeffery, I dont like your neighbors.'

His reply, 'Then just eat the salad.'
2005-04-25 07:12:34 PM  
A man tells his doctor "I think I might be a moth." Doctor says "You should probably talk to a psychiatrist then." Man says, "Oh I know, I was on my way there when I saw your light was on."
2005-04-25 07:12:59 PM  
took him that long to get the joke or what?
2005-04-25 07:13:25 PM  
Well, sure, if he failed to kill the guy, it wouldn't be deadly, but it would still be a plot.
2005-04-25 07:14:36 PM  
Why'd the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other side.

/waits to be shot
2005-04-25 07:14:48 PM  
Scary indeed. I have a psycho at work who threatened to "cut me up" because he thought he heard me make some kind of racist remark. I didn't, of course and I have no idea what he's talking about. I'm even the same race as the guy!
2005-04-25 07:14:59 PM  
bung ho gesundheit (twice).

my favorite of this style is 'A skeleton walks into a bar and says..."

2005-04-25 07:15:23 PM  
Jesus. I can't even tell a bad joke. Get to the other slide.

/goes to do the shooting himself
2005-04-25 07:16:36 PM  

LaForge: Data, I told that joke seven years ago.
Data: I know! I just got it! *sound of phaserfire*

The Klingon can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!

/from memory
//you beat me to it
///first time slashwhoring
2005-04-25 07:17:15 PM  
"...but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go! That's hilarious!"

"Data, that joke was seven years ago!"

2005-04-25 07:18:11 PM  
Reminds of Grade 8, when this kid came up and punched me in the gut in the lunchroom because earlier in the day I had told him that the Sega Genesis had an inferior sound chip to the SNES.

That set a benchmark for dumb reactions...
2005-04-25 07:18:42 PM  
Sounds like something that would almost happen to Larry David.
2005-04-25 07:19:13 PM  
Why did the crazy janitor cross the road?

To bust a cap in the chicken's ass for talkin that shiat.

2005-04-25 07:19:52 PM  
A man goes and sees his pharmacist and says "I need to buy condoms for my nine year-old daughter".
The pharmacist looks at him and says "You mean to tell me your nine year-old daughter is sexually active"?
The man replies "No, she just lies there like her mother".

\One ticket please.
2005-04-25 07:20:00 PM  
"Three blokes walk into a pub, one of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability."

--Bill Bailey
2005-04-25 07:20:34 PM  
The guy wanted to borrow his friend's cashmere sweater but the friend cracked "no, i don't want you stretching out the neckhole"
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