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(The Sun)   Weiner cat. What the hell's a weiner cat?   ( divider line
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12901 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Mar 2002 at 2:05 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-29 09:12:53 AM  
Sorry, its a freak. Why would anybody breed such a defective creature?

"Look! It's just like a cat except it can't jump, or run or hunt or defend itself! Hurrah!"

If you accept this, your Cliche Kitty will be next.
2002-03-29 02:08:05 PM  
Stumpy - Legged Cliche Kitty ?
2002-03-29 02:08:22 PM  
I don't know but it sure is fuzzy wuzzy cute! *makes fuzzy noises*

Or something to that point.
2002-03-29 02:08:32 PM  
Didn't even know there was such a breed. It's kinda cute.

(ok, so I like cats. They're low-maintenance.)
2002-03-29 02:08:51 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
It's a farking moogle!
2002-03-29 02:09:27 PM  
Ok, I love animals and stuff but that is one farked up looking animal.....

Is it fake?
2002-03-29 02:09:57 PM  
kinda cute...kinda creepy
2002-03-29 02:10:13 PM  
Minus the wings, and the kick-assedness.
And I'm sure the cat can't dance...
Nothing can dance like Mog.
Why did moogles suddenly change to mogs in later games?
2002-03-29 02:10:44 PM  
It doesn't matter if it has short legs or not, they still taste the same. dog told me so.
2002-03-29 02:11:04 PM  
Inspiration for picture:
Alby's a sausage mog
2002-03-29 02:11:06 PM  
Ok Cats rule, but what the hell get a real breed like a Maine Coon. Which I so happen to have best cats ever!! Although it does raise one question who needs genetics we seem to be able to do whatever we want with selective breeding when does the SUPER HUMAN come out?
2002-03-29 02:11:43 PM  
Brian insisted Munchkins will appeal to owners "who spend a lot of time at home". But a Cat Association spokewoman said: "They are a mutation".

pussy snobs . . .
2002-03-29 02:11:43 PM  
they aren't fake mom talked about getting one a while back
2002-03-29 02:11:47 PM  
Somebody photoshop the tosser:[image from too old to be available]
Lets breed some killer cats to gut these people!
2002-03-29 02:12:12 PM  
Just think what problems the Male cat will have, like the wiener dog:
[image from too old to be available]
2002-03-29 02:12:28 PM  
Far less creepy than the bonsai kitties. I know this sounds made up but I saw this web page once where you inject a kitty cat with something and it softens their bones so you can then squeeze them into jars and you just have to catheter them once a day and drop food into their little tortured kitty mouths. Apparently done overseas. Sick and twisted. Made me feel sick to my stomach but this crazy cat lady at my work just started sobbing uncontrollably and wanted to inform the government when she heard about it.
2002-03-29 02:12:31 PM  
Ya know, even though it's a "unique" and "different" cat...

I still hate it. I frikkin can't stand cats. Especially freaky-looking stubby-legged cats!
2002-03-29 02:13:05 PM  
They keep saying "freak" and "mutation" in this article... ummm... are they talking about the white cat, or the inbred looking guy holding the cat???!?!
2002-03-29 02:13:52 PM  
Half a cat tall and a cat-and-a-half long?
2002-03-29 02:14:35 PM was fake.
2002-03-29 02:14:38 PM  
Oh! A sausage Mog. Why did'nt you say so.
2002-03-29 02:14:47 PM  
My aunt has one of these. Hers looks better than the one pictured in the article, i think its because its hind legs are crouched. Usually they look something akin to a Hot rod cat with jacked up back wheels and small front wheels.
2002-03-29 02:15:15 PM  
This will go good with my pet midget.
2002-03-29 02:15:52 PM  
Tre: ...and that's your definition of "better"?
2002-03-29 02:16:39 PM  
Cliche weiner kitty in 5 4 3 2 1...
*and a star was born*
2002-03-29 02:16:53 PM  
My god know that the Bonzai Kitty thing is a JOKE, right?

Holy shiat man....
2002-03-29 02:17:06 PM  
actually, I've been an owner of these for years, although I dont breed them, I just buy a normal cat and cut portions of its legs off, then sew the feet back on. Works just as well.
2002-03-29 02:18:23 PM  
2002-03-29 02:19:46 PM  
Mr_Bastard, good one, how about this image I did for a school assignment a bit back:
[image from too old to be available]
2002-03-29 02:19:52 PM  
Hey Crazy_girl, someone wrote gullible on the ceiling!
2002-03-29 02:19:54 PM  
What a great idea! Finally a cat designed to meet the needs of elderly dogs!
2002-03-29 02:20:24 PM  
This is the sort of thing one would find when trolling google for "sausage" and "Weiners". Not that any farker would do such a thing, no.
2002-03-29 02:20:42 PM  
Rest easy and console your cat lady coworker- Bonzai Kitty is just a joke. No kitties were ever harmed.
2002-03-29 02:20:44 PM  
II have to say I think that thing is RAD!!!! I am so going to get one some day.
2002-03-29 02:20:58 PM  
Munchkin Cliche Kitty (from the Munchkins homepage,

[image from too old to be available]
2002-03-29 02:24:11 PM  
Munchkins, established in the US for 20 years, are the same as ordinary mogs apart from their legs being a third of the length.

Ha ha, outstanding!
2002-03-29 02:24:13 PM  
Honestly, the only reason I go this damn site is the Page 3 girls. Mmmmmm, daily boobies. Love it.
2002-03-29 02:24:20 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

mmmmmm bonsai kitty
2002-03-29 02:24:23 PM  
03-29-02 02:11:06 PM Vampire1812
we seem to be able to do whatever we want with selective breeding when does the SUPER HUMAN come out?

when i have children.
2002-03-29 02:24:39 PM  
Bonsaikitten can't be a joke, I saw it on the Internet.
2002-03-29 02:24:43 PM  
What's a mog?
2002-03-29 02:24:52 PM  
Virion- that is one angry looking dwarf!
2002-03-29 02:25:11 PM  
I wonder how these would work with the Bonzai Kitty project
2002-03-29 02:25:12 PM  
this cat would be alright if it was by itself, or with others like it, but with normal bred cats with the longer legs, this guy would have a hard time defending himself..
2002-03-29 02:25:13 PM  
Expect to see lots more of this type of thing now that scientists can tinker with genes BEFORE birth...
2002-03-29 02:26:03 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

It's kinda' rushed, but I wanted to be the first one.
2002-03-29 02:26:20 PM  
awww...makes me wanna run right out and buy one so I can hug it, and squeeze it, and love it and...those little legs are still goofy
2002-03-29 02:26:21 PM  
Scientists can tinker with genes after birth?
2002-03-29 02:26:32 PM  
Damn, Saulecker beat me to it
2002-03-29 02:26:51 PM  
I prolly could've trimmed out a lot of the extra white space....
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