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(Fox News)   Women putting silicone implants in butts to look like J-Lo. Cheaper solution: eat more cheese fries.   ( divider line
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2002-03-29 09:46:55 AM  
and no one mentions that it was dr. richard grieco doing these surgeries?
2002-03-29 10:33:10 AM  
I think the Header says it all!
2002-03-29 10:33:29 AM  
Flaming time:

This just proves women are never satisfied.
2002-03-29 10:34:07 AM  
"In that area, I had nothing at all, no shape, no cushioning" said the 5-foot, 100-pound former gymnast"

damn.... where can I find one of her!!

2002-03-29 10:35:16 AM  
"women are never satisfied"?????

I have proved this statement wrong many, many times.
2002-03-29 10:35:37 AM  
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This gentelman likes the big butts
2002-03-29 10:35:45 AM  
mmmmmmmmmm cheesefries. Add some Bacon on that too please. :)
2002-03-29 10:36:04 AM  
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2002-03-29 10:37:13 AM  
Funny my women are "satisfied"...

03-29-02 10:34:07 AM Vegasj
"In that area, I had nothing at all, no shape, no cushioning" said the 5-foot, 100-pound former gymnast"
damn.... where can I find one of her!!

No shiat bro! She's a spinner.
2002-03-29 10:37:30 AM  
I have to laugh when people say J Lo has the best body; she's short, has small boobs, and a fat ass - there's a million girls like that and they can probably sing better, too.
2002-03-29 10:37:38 AM  
I thought we were all emulating Christopher Reeve? We're not?! What did I have my spine surgically broken for then?
2002-03-29 10:38:12 AM  
Yeah, that big, fat, wide-load, watch-a-movie-on-it, ass is really a turn on me and other men. What a great idea ladies.
2002-03-29 10:38:27 AM  
Let's get this straight -

JLo has surgery to reduce her ample derriere. Now women want an ample derriere? What gives? And why would you want to put yourself through that?!
2002-03-29 10:38:35 AM  
Dr. Richard Greco -- wasn't he on 21 Jump Street?
2002-03-29 10:39:02 AM  
They should just use the tons and tons of fat that is liposuctioned out of women each day. That's what I call recycling.
2002-03-29 10:40:35 AM  
Freddie I agree... she's not all that.... and besides, Puffy tainted that meat a while ago.... ewewweeeee!

Frank lmfao... touche'

Tmirkin spinner?! hell no.... fold her in half and jackoff with her ! hehe....

2002-03-29 10:40:39 AM  
I have proved this statement wrong many, many times.

A cunning linguist?
2002-03-29 10:41:01 AM  
I Like big BUTTS and I can't deny it....[image from too old to be available]
but this woman [image from too old to be available]definately took the L-Lo implant in your Ass thing a lil' too far...
2002-03-29 10:41:08 AM  
Hahahaha more cheese fries....hehehehe.

I like a girl with the right amount of "baggage in the caboose"....but not lookin' like a Bill Cosby nightmare JELLO commercial.
2002-03-29 10:41:10 AM  
More cushion for the pushin'

[image from too old to be available]
2002-03-29 10:44:49 AM  
Didn't Jlo buy a $75,000 car because it matched her sunglasses?
2002-03-29 10:44:51 AM  
Pretty soon it will be wings and tails. Just wait...

If cosmo told them it was fashionable to slit their writst they would do it.
2002-03-29 10:45:04 AM  
I'm wayyy ahead of these chicks.
2002-03-29 10:46:26 AM  
Did anyone else catch this quote:

The doctor instead recommends and often performs fat injection surgery, which he says is better for the area that "gets so much wear and tear."

2002-03-29 10:47:09 AM  
All you hear about is women asking "is my butt too fat?","does my ass look big in this[pants, dress, etc.)?".

Now some want to get implants to look like J Lo.?
You can sell just about anything to vain, stupid people.
2002-03-29 10:47:30 AM  
Girls these days......
2002-03-29 10:48:10 AM  
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Now I'm hungry
2002-03-29 10:48:45 AM  
VIC *laf.... but your cuter than J lo too.... and haven't dated Puffy....

you haven't right ?

2002-03-29 10:49:13 AM  
People are stupid
2002-03-29 10:52:23 AM  
As a side note, I'd love to see male models we have here on Fark who say JLo's got a fat ass. The self-loathing is astounding.
2002-03-29 10:53:59 AM  
Knew a woman who had the fat sucked out of her ass and injected into her tits.

This surgery didn't look too bad when they did it on Jason Biggs in "Saving Silverman"

I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing your face,
you get sprung.
2002-03-29 10:55:00 AM  
Scoots- that made no sense
2002-03-29 10:56:53 AM  
Yeah, my grammar got a little funky and I left a word out.
2002-03-29 10:58:48 AM  
This makes no sense to me at all...
2002-03-29 10:59:01 AM  
"It's ridiculous. Everyone's running out exercising, trying to be skinny like a boy. And now they're paying for big butts," she said. "I hope the next trend will be to be bigger all over. Then we won't have to do anything anymore. We could just eat a lot."

This person is very confused. Sad.. sad.
2002-03-29 10:59:29 AM  
Yo, J-lo`s booty is real good. it`s serious.
2002-03-29 11:00:22 AM  
I'm waiting for the day when beer guts on men are considered attractive....
2002-03-29 11:00:23 AM  
Scoots- I am no Brad Pitt, but I am not going to let some quack cut me up so I can look like him and feel good about myself. What you see is what you get as far as I'm concerned
2002-03-29 11:01:06 AM  
the sad thing is, those insterested in women will never know what their children will look like, or if they will ever have common sense.
2002-03-29 11:02:39 AM  
That's sick. Women are so freaking trendy.
2002-03-29 11:04:08 AM  
The bigger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Ya know what I mean?
2002-03-29 11:04:11 AM  
too much money + too much free time - self esteem = this crap
2002-03-29 11:04:38 AM  
Traxel45: you missed my point. I agree with what you say. I simply meant that you shouldn't be calling JLo a fat ass when the overwhelming probability is that you're not perfect yourself. Just because you're not waifish doesn't make you a "fatass." People need to get a grip.
2002-03-29 11:04:52 AM  
This is great. I can't wait to see the women who go overboard - just like the ones who go too far with the breast implants.

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun...
2002-03-29 11:05:09 AM  
The downfall of society progresses: surgery as faashion accessory.
2002-03-29 11:07:04 AM  
Scoots- Yeah well...alright then
2002-03-29 11:09:12 AM  
I'd like to hear more Farkettes weigh in on this topic.
2002-03-29 11:09:36 AM  
I prefer my women un-enhanced. And J-Lo does nothing for me, not really sure why people think her ass is so hot. Then again, whatever gets you going is OK by me...
2002-03-29 11:10:09 AM  
Someone above reminded me of my favorite one liner lawyer joke.

Attorneys are cunning linguists.

GHT, Esq.
2002-03-29 11:10:09 AM  
I think this is outrageous and sexist. When are they going to start making bicep implants for men? I could look all buff without the tedious exercise.
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