Hey, it's Dog Face Boy!

There have been a hell of a lot of Weeners lately.

Not nearly enough Boobies.

Thank Drew for TotalFark.

Benicio is so sexy it's sick.

He's always squinting. Maybe I should try that

this fark scares me. He has the freaky eyes.

There is a very select group of men that even heterosexual men will say, "damn that guy is sexy"... this is one of them.

plus he was awesome in traffic ;)

I am hetro, and he is not one of them.

fine actor.

did I mention the freaky eyes?

Now that I look again Zero, it seems that I've seen the more flattering pictures of him. Some of these ones really didn't portray him too well.

Boobies

...I think he's Samoan.

You all must know by now...you know what his name means in Spanish? Beans on toast.
Bah-dum-bum.

Well, my BOB is safe for another night.. not even a little quiver in the nether regions...

Yep good actor. I'm not really sure what the attraction is to this guy from the women. But I've heard lots of the ladies say he's sexy. Hmmmm maybe cuz he has money now.


DevilSpawn IS THE MAN on what planet?

Dr. Gonzo is cool.

Didn't the Swedish Chef have his own cereal? Way back in the day, I believe..

Love those dark hair/dark eyed men folk.

Good actor. Nice bangs. I'm not gay.

he looks like Ed, the tv show guy/horse.

I'm not a bestiality..

i AM GOING TO JOIN TOTAL FARK TODAY hehehehe more weeeenersssssssssssssss

Well ladies, there he is. A high-powered mutant not even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die.

For all you guys who wandered in here by mistake, here is a portal back to the jumbo hootered Russian babe:

And for the submitter, Some Beetle (I wonder whom that could be), I got the link you have been wanting:

I love saying his name.....!!

I was once in a hotel lounge 10 feet away from him and I have to say, he is a fine specimen. His 2 "dates" didn't like that we checked eachother out as I left the bar.
"meow"
Love him in Basquiat.

he is the edgy Brad Pitt..

Benicio Del Ugly....jeez look at this guys eyes, does he ever sleep.

Been on the road past couple of days, glad to be home.
Hey Slayerswine, JOHNDX, FLA-Chickie and Kylie, have a great farking weekend. Beer in 6 hours.
Cheers,
Dawg

Same to you Dawg! I plan on doing a little Easter Kegg hunting myself.........

FREAKY EYES.

He has bedroom eyes. *entranced*

Benicio is a HOTTIE. I have never wanted a pudgy sweaty Mexican cop so much in my life as I did when I saw Traffic. I must admit that when I watched Fear & Loathing I was a bit taken aback and didn't have any Benicio based fantasies that night.

Is it just me, or does Benicio look like Brad Pitt's retarded brother?

Not. Sexy. at. all.

UGH.

ick! not only is he not sexy at all but behind that not sexy face lies the heart and mind of a womanizing arsehole (according to some people who've met him)

His role as the Dog Faced Boy was Oscar worthy.

Behold! Lank Thompson!

Oh please dear god.

Bring back the russian chick with the humongous knockers and the moustache.

This guy is uglier than Karen Hughes.

Poor guy, probably isn't a whole lot of roles for a Chinese/Mexican actor in Hollywood.

this guy is so fugly i CANNOT understand the attraction factor - too may brews for some chicks i guess

You know, if you Farkers/Farkettes like weeners, good for you, hope this is a good link (not that I'm going to look, for fear of an actual weener being in there *shudder*). The presence of links do not bother me; its the total absence of decent in the last few days that bothers me. Yeah, that one Russian chick is *okay*, but I expect a lot more nudity from a links, and frankly for a Russian chick, I don't think she's that hot.

Makes me long for the days when sites like the Scandinavian Scanners Group and Nekkid Brazillian Supermodels were standard Fark boobies. Is it just that quality boobie submissions are down on Fark, or that Drew is keeping them only for TotalFarkers? If so, not fair Drew; have the mods send us something a bit better please.

Oh yeah, Benecio del Toro did kick ass in Traffic, but I'm not sure what's so sexy about him. I'm not sure what's sexy about Brad Pitt either, but if I understood what women find sexy, well, I'd definately sexy myself up for them.

that was him in "Freaks"? I dig that flick. MrT was wonderful.

Anonymous Cow,
Good call ! I forgot about him in that role.

Beardawgie,
Yo to you ! I already started my 4 day birthday party.

SLAYERSWINE! Go for broke and Happy Birthday bud! I'm sure you're going to have a "lost weekend". Speaking of lost weekend, two guys from my High School in PA won that trip on MTV with Van Halen's Lost Weekend years ago, lucky bastages. Anyway, have a great weekend. Haven't seen FLA-chickie on in awhile, what's she up to.
Cheers, and Happy B-day!
Dawg

Who the hell is picking these weener selections for the last couple days? This guy is uglier than a Rottweiler's ass. Yuck!

This guy is uglier than a Rottweiler's ass. Yuck!

maybe thats the whole plan. Parade ugly so called sexy guys in front of us for a while and all the farkers will start to look really really good :-D

no offense to any farker intended...some of you already look rather good *grins*

Give me Hugh Jackman... Colin Firth... Ewan MacGregor! My godless, Benicio is hideous!!

oops meant to paste the whole quote above...oh well its right above my post...

del Snoro

Ewan...mmmm *drools*

ahh, Rosalea, I believe you have discovered their fiendish plan! Brilliantly executed but foiled again! Bwah!

it is a rather brilliant plan isn't it. Who knows maybe over time it'll actually work. (hope not :) we deserve to look at hot guys as much as they deserve good boobies links )

I totally agree with you.

Its a depressing day when the boobies links are far far far far far more fantasy or turn on inducing thing then the best weeners link

He is s God of men. I don't know what it is about him but I like him.

Note to readers: I have also had crushes on Tony Danza and Schneider from One Day at a Time so perhaps I just have bad taste.

Yeah he looks to old and mexican... this is a waste of a weener tag!

Roselea:Its a depressing day when the boobies links are far far far far far more fantasy or turn on inducing thing then the best weeners link

I have to respectfully disagree with you there, but with the quality of boobies lately (sure you prolly skimmed my rambling post above), the weeners links don't have to try to hard.

oh, and sorry for mispelling your logon Rosalea.

Proofread kids, always proofread.

oh I agree Crotchrocket Slim the boobies have been disappointing lately as well....but they aren't as bad as say one single posed shot from lord of the rings.....

hey Sweater Girl ....totally and completely off topic...but
heard you live in portland?

Femme_fatale: I've been 15 feet away from him...wasn't very impressed

yup their shooting in NE now I think. I saw him when they were shooting a scene downtown....bleh is all I have to say

SLAYERSWINE sent me an email saying you lived around here :) was curious.

I love introducing 2 cool people, sorry to be a nice guy. =+)

Grivas, I have NO idea who submitted this one *blinks*

He's hot and he's a fine good actor. Anyone who disagrees obviously needs a lobotomy.

Funny you should mention that....

I know a lot of hetero-males who think that Benicio is hot. Interestingly enough, I don't feel the same way. :/

He's hot and he's a fine good actor. Anyone who disagrees obviously needs a lobotomy.

to each their own

Sweater Girl:
It goes like this:
Every time you mention Grivas in a weeners thread,
Hytes gets a *beeeeeeeep*

On a related note, anyone involved in bringing the star of that thing to popularity via whatever obscene wrestling contest he is famous for deserves to wake up next to a bunch of these little guys.

Guys who keep on denying that they are not turned on by Benicio Del Toro are just acting like The Usual Gay Suspects.

Hetero males do not admit any other man is hot. We find it a threat to our sexuality. And this guy, well, I don't see how you could see Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and think of him as attractive....Are you looking at my ass?

damn...the lesbian link is gone...

Enphinitie: Yeah it is, try the rabbit fetish post or the celebrity bra post.

Ok this guy does absolutly nothing for me. He is rather ugly.....Now Heath Ledger a different story. I would love to see his weener!

It's always 4:20 for Benicio, look at those eyes.
He has good hair too. But I think its the naughty smile.
Yummy.

Roselea it's a good thing we aren't all attracted to the same men, there would be more murders. I was within 15 feet of him and liked what I saw, he gave me the look with those stoner eyes.

I just think he looks so strange...