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(The Smoking Gun)   Dept. of Defense has banned the following porn magazines from troops   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 139
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2002-03-28 02:19:23 PM
Esquire is banned????
 
2002-03-28 02:19:37 PM
Bwaha.
 
2002-03-28 02:19:57 PM
They aren't banned to troops. They just won't sell them at the PX.
 
2002-03-28 02:20:32 PM
"Adult Sophisticate" . . . bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

There's not a thing "sophisticate" about it!!!
 
2002-03-28 02:21:01 PM
Well, it looks like "Asian Babes" is safe !!!

Woo-Woo !!!!!!
 
2002-03-28 02:21:09 PM
"Family Tales"?
 
2002-03-28 02:21:17 PM
Maybe they should have made a list of what WAS available, instead of eleven pages of what is not.
 
2002-03-28 02:21:52 PM
Barely Legal Farmsheep Magazine isn't on the list !!!

WOO HOO!!!
 
2002-03-28 02:22:12 PM
The last 4 pages are stuff that is OK. Read the headers.
 
2002-03-28 02:22:30 PM
"here boys, we need you to die for our country - but wait, you aren't allowed to see any boobies before you do."

Lame.
 
2002-03-28 02:22:36 PM
Don't try to take my "Club" away from me...
 
2002-03-28 02:23:22 PM
I don't even wanna know what kinda sick sh.it is contained in 'Family Affairs'
 
2002-03-28 02:23:23 PM
You get the feeling that they are just giving random names to porno movies now?
 
2002-03-28 02:23:42 PM
I would give my left nutt to be the person who had to check every single sorce. Hmmmm beaver shots, inappropriate, goes in the personal pile...er I mean throw away pile.
 
2002-03-28 02:23:58 PM
Playboy is ok, while Penthouse is not. No kidding. Has anyone seen Penthouse lately?
 
2002-03-28 02:24:01 PM
"Assertive Women" ?

What the heck is...?
 
2002-03-28 02:24:44 PM
ha -- Species II is considered safe softcore porn. *phew*
 
2002-03-28 02:24:47 PM
Oh good, my Lesbian Shemale Cheerleaders tape is safe.
 
2002-03-28 02:25:20 PM
hahaha hwy did they even need to review great expectations.
 
2002-03-28 02:25:27 PM
"Superflueous Nipples" ?
What the fukc....?
 
2002-03-28 02:25:51 PM
That really sucks. But, then again, I want these gusy to be frustrated and angry when they're on duty.

High Society, by the way, is the best ball-draining cumrag I've ever seen. Finallylegal is a close second.
 
2002-03-28 02:25:51 PM
Well, they didnt find out about "Bear" magazine. And the soft core gay porn "Mens Fitness"

(Off to the Exchange)
 
2002-03-28 02:25:56 PM
TheCharmerUnderMe, I heard that penthouse has girls urinating and stuff like that in it now
 
2002-03-28 02:26:14 PM
No Outlaw Biker Chicks? Damn.
 
2002-03-28 02:26:18 PM
Hee hee, Playboy is okay, but Playgirl is not. Wonder how that goes over on the ships....

Boy, this is a pretty short list. Guess they haven't been keeping up with all the titles the porn industry releases.
 
2002-03-28 02:26:20 PM
how do i get on this review board?
 
2002-03-28 02:26:27 PM
The terrorists have won.
 
2002-03-28 02:26:30 PM
Curse of the Queerwolf is
"deemed not to be sexually explicit"
but Penthouse is?!?!?!
 
2002-03-28 02:26:38 PM
Excuse me, Mister Krusty, sir... But your new issue of Gigantic Asses has just arrived.
 
2002-03-28 02:26:47 PM
NOOOOO....Not Bikini Hoe Down. What about Shaving Ryan's Privates? or Mr. Holland's Orifice, or Hunk for Pink October, or Foreskin Gump. They better not start messing with the classics.
 
2002-03-28 02:26:49 PM
This should have an asinine tag without a doubt. I thought nudie magazines were inveted FOR soldiers to remind them of what they are fighting for. The tree huggers have already won.
 
2002-03-28 02:27:18 PM
So guys (or girls) can have playboy.. but girls (or guys) can't have playgirl?
 
2002-03-28 02:28:05 PM
this seems outragous to me. i know someone already mentioned it but these people could potentioally die for this country and we're gonna take away there girlie mags? and if they were not in the service of our country they would have access to girlie mags? what the hell!? this kinda pisses me off! does anyone know who i need to write to? (am actually being serious)
 
2002-03-28 02:28:40 PM
If our boys cannot purchase "Skinny and Wriggly," then the terrorists have already won.
 
2002-03-28 02:28:52 PM
And don't forget that Clarence Thomas leads the boys on the big court, having to determine what is or isn't obscene for the whole country! I've heard tell about some of those Supreme Court screenings.....
 
2002-03-28 02:28:59 PM
Playboy is perfectly acceptable,however playgirl is not. I mean this is just gender issues here. I see a sexual discrimination case coming on here.
 
2002-03-28 02:29:33 PM
Just use those photoshopping skills to change the header, and here we go.... instant birthday wishlist.
 
2002-03-28 02:29:34 PM
At least they can still read TAINT!
 
2002-03-28 02:29:55 PM
This was the subject of a local call-in radio show a few years ago... the host put out the challenge to come up with a military-titled porn mag. 4 hours of really funny responses. My favorites were "The Buns of Navarone", "Incoming!", and "21 Gun Salute in Your Pants."
 
2002-03-28 02:30:46 PM
what a great source for new smut!!!
 
2002-03-28 02:30:55 PM
Oh yes, and let's all give three cheers to The Smoking Gun!</b
 
2002-03-28 02:30:57 PM
Buttime Stories!!!!


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 
2002-03-28 02:31:05 PM
I don't see "All Bukkake" listed on there, so I guess Fb-'s entire collection is safe.
 
2002-03-28 02:31:25 PM
OK, the idea of Over 50 is really gross if it's really a bunch of old wrinkly naked broads. I have a question about the Playgirl though---not that it would be necessary but what about our straight female soldiers? Why don't they get to partake of the porn? They have to have something to do when Carmen Electra visits . . .
 
2002-03-28 02:32:28 PM
50 Plus??? That had better not be what I think it is.
 
2002-03-28 02:33:08 PM
Hard to believe the artistic merits of Butt Lust magazine have been so callously dismissed.
 
2002-03-28 02:33:14 PM
"True Stories: Romance Special"

What the...?! That's the magazine made up from the True Story section of "Woman's Weekly" magazine. My mom and nana read that magazine!

Having served in my country's armed forces I just can't picture any soldier reading "True Stories: Romance Special". I don't even think the female soldiers would read that.

Just picture some guy sitting in a foxhole, bombs going off all around him, tears streaming down his mud stained face and holding a crumpled copy of "True Stories: Romance Special" in his hand, crying "Their love... it's so special. That... that's what it's all about. That's what I'm fighting for. *sniff*"

So this is what happens when Piro goes to war.
 
2002-03-28 02:34:18 PM
add Boobies to the Axis of Evil
 
2002-03-28 02:34:41 PM
Don't ask. Don't tell. Don't allow erotic magazines. Don't be surprised when Marines are making Army soldiers their biatches.
 
2002-03-28 02:35:02 PM
I didn't see Schindler's Fist on that list, so I guess it's OK for me to join up.
 
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