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(CNN) NewsFlash OMG WHITE SMOKE!!! T3H P0P3 1S 3L3CT3D!!1!1!!oneone. In other news deemed as important by mainstream media, Britney Spears still pregnant   (cnn.com) divider line 809
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Will N. Dowd
2005-04-19 12:02:50 PM
Um...
 
MegaUltraChicken
2005-04-19 12:03:01 PM
PoPe-wn3d!
 
Lara Honeytoast
2005-04-19 12:03:03 PM
that was pretty quick.
 
maynert
2005-04-19 12:03:08 PM
submitter=jerk
 
StrikitRich [TotalFark]
2005-04-19 12:03:09 PM
Where are the bells?
 
Darth_Angelus
2005-04-19 12:03:15 PM
Is this really news?
 
TheYeti
2005-04-19 12:03:16 PM
Is it me?
 
wickedgrin
2005-04-19 12:03:21 PM
What are they smoking?
 
amoricanCrowe
2005-04-19 12:03:33 PM
False alarm...

One of the Cardinals just burned a pizza in the Vatican kitchen

/zip
 
Smookyfufu
2005-04-19 12:03:34 PM
2005-04-19 12:03:08 PM maynert

submitter=jerk

An admin submitted this.
 
The Bitter Prune
2005-04-19 12:03:47 PM
Sheesh - maybe they were just cold????
 
syberpud
2005-04-19 12:03:49 PM
Or else the Vatican drummer spontaneously combusted. It's a known fact that several people spontaneously combust every year.
 
Fireball_XL5
2005-04-19 12:03:54 PM
Pope Hilarius II !
 
Wytchocolate
2005-04-19 12:04:00 PM
NPR is saying it is black smoke
 
Boobiesontheside
2005-04-19 12:04:02 PM
this is me posting
 
jst3p
2005-04-19 12:04:06 PM
Is this really news?

Did you really ask that?
 
HotBBQ
2005-04-19 12:04:13 PM
Was Dan Brown involved? I bet there is an exciting conspiracy theory behind all this white smoke.
 
HeWhoHasNoName
2005-04-19 12:04:14 PM
Nope.

Paint it black, man.
 
Alsace
2005-04-19 12:04:22 PM
 
Drew [TotalFark]
2005-04-19 12:04:27 PM
Admin didn't submit this
 
Rurik
2005-04-19 12:04:29 PM
Black smoke after morning votes

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 Posted: 7:52 AM EDT (1152 GMT)

VATICAN CITY (CNN) -- Black smoke rose from a Sistine Chapel chimney just before noon Tuesday, indicating that cardinals had not elected a new pope in their two morning votes.


WTF, yo?
 
DeadKitten
2005-04-19 12:04:38 PM
Bells!! Bells!!!

WOOOOO!
 
LoonieCobber
2005-04-19 12:04:40 PM
There's still alot of "DOH" factor in this... no bells, except at the top of the hour. Nope, there goes the big bell.... yup. Il Papa has been elected.
 
dragunsflame
2005-04-19 12:04:43 PM
Ringing bell. Congrats catholics
 
atmizzou
2005-04-19 12:04:49 PM
I wonder which "Pope-ful" won.
 
mattybdogeater
2005-04-19 12:04:50 PM
teh ghey....
 
TheDirtyNacho
2005-04-19 12:04:50 PM
if by "white smoke" one means "black"...yes.
 
Exocet
2005-04-19 12:04:56 PM
What a strange cult.
 
Wytchocolate
2005-04-19 12:04:57 PM
Bells are ringing!!
 
StrikitRich [TotalFark]
2005-04-19 12:04:57 PM
There they are!!
 
TheNick
2005-04-19 12:04:59 PM
I hope it was Jim Norton

/O&A
 
picodenico
2005-04-19 12:05:04 PM
BEEEEEEELLLLLLSSSSSS!
 
Pastorbator
2005-04-19 12:05:04 PM
*yawn*
 
Wahre
2005-04-19 12:05:05 PM
what the hell...
 
c0ldfusi0n
2005-04-19 12:05:09 PM
I agree with the jerk part. I said out loud "Hey, they got a pope". Everyone came at my desk, clicked the link, read "BLACK SMOKE". It will never be the same now.
 
duckpoopy
2005-04-19 12:05:09 PM
How soon will the new popeners be available in the Vatican giftshop?
 
nailPuppy
2005-04-19 12:05:15 PM
There goes the bell, I guess a lot of news sites will have to update their stories ;)
 
Contrabulous Flabtraption [TotalFark]
2005-04-19 12:05:16 PM
Smookyfufu [TotalFark]

2005-04-19 12:03:08 PM maynert

submitter=jerk

An admin submitted this.

and that changes what?

/please no banny :)
 
bytesizesound
2005-04-19 12:05:22 PM
Fox's breathless headline:

Smoke Pours From Vatican Chimney; Color Uncertain
 
large_ronald
2005-04-19 12:05:24 PM
this is neither accurate, funny or original

/strike 3
 
Will N. Dowd
2005-04-19 12:05:31 PM
You're messing with my brain, Drew.
 
Number9ine
2005-04-19 12:05:33 PM
Wow, that was fast.
 
Smookyfufu
2005-04-19 12:05:38 PM
Bells are tolling. Everyone is cheering... We have a new POPE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!
 
xtimx
2005-04-19 12:05:42 PM
a new pope! life is worth living again!
now let the priests get on with molesting innocent young children again.
 
ranold
2005-04-19 12:05:45 PM
I was the submitter :-]
 
im2smrt4u
2005-04-19 12:05:46 PM
They were saying it was white, then, black, then white again. Make up your minds people!
 
nick_winn
2005-04-19 12:05:51 PM
White and Black must be easily confused...

But then again, this is NOT news... *yawn*
 
PowerSlacker
2005-04-19 12:05:54 PM
2005-04-19 12:03:34 PM Smookyfufu


2005-04-19 12:03:08 PM maynert

submitter=jerk

An admin submitted this.


And your point is?


/green smoke
 
Texa$ [TotalFark]
2005-04-19 12:05:55 PM
The Bells are ringing!

We Have a new pope!
 
big_wankel
2005-04-19 12:05:55 PM
For whom the bell tolls? The pope

/what a crappy joke
 
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