Coming soon from SCA Hygiene: Charcoal infused TP for added odor absorbancy

Remember childs teh methane is th3 suxxorz

Did Chad Sexington get a new job?

Throw some Burly at it. That is so cool!

GIS for SCA:

ever seen the size of rolls that go into the air planes crapper.4 foot wide.
better not run out as there is dout they keep a spare.

and for the ouch department of homeland security..
what would happen if terrorists put powdered hot peppers in the toilet paper process.

Oh crap! The giant toilet paper is on fire. It will wipe us all out!

/let's roll

Darnit, someone beat me to the Burly reference. Anyone got the Simpsons screencap?

sounds like a new twist on the classic hay bale fire. Probably more of a biatch to deal with; normally you just tear them apart and let them burn themselves out. Guess they couldn't do that in the middle of a factory, which is why they needed all the personnel. Probably took hours, too. Ugh.

/Daddy, tell me again about the time you fought off the Terrible Towering TP Inferno of Twenty-Oh-Five...?

alight ... theres a word I don't use nearly enough.

Hagbardr

GIS for SCA:

Ah, I see you have found the Society for Consuming Alcohol.

/I guess that's the Princess Way to drink

Giant toilet paper? For wiping giant asses?

Anyone have any pictures to help me understand exactly where this TP would be useful?? (the more graphic, the better)

Hagbardr

Is light beer period? :)

Where's Johnny Carson when you need him? Who is going to warn us of this new toilet paper shortage.

b1t r0t: Actually, the Society for Creating Anachronisms is a pretty good time, if you're a huge nerd like me. I went trick or treating with one of my friends who's in the SCA. He went as a necromancer (he's also into AD&D), and had a stick with a dried chicken talon on it.

/do the chickens have large talons?