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19301 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Mar 2002 at 10:55 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-28 11:43:03 AM  
If Fb- is the father, then the terrorists have already won.
2002-03-28 11:44:11 AM  
LOL... Nah bug... Just noticing that nobody ever responds to my posts and stuff... But I guess that's prolly cuz I don't say stupid, annoying, threatening, or outright offensive... (though I'm not too sure about the stupid thing... hehe...)
2002-03-28 11:44:29 AM  
Damn, still no pictures, leave alone BOOBIES.
2002-03-28 11:45:24 AM  
Chime: Follow my lead, we'll get you up to stupid in no time!
2002-03-28 11:45:59 AM  
Okay, for this once I'll make an exception and answer you. So good?
2002-03-28 11:47:20 AM  
Damn you, beating me by half a minute.
2002-03-28 11:50:11 AM  
Appie- I ain't smart, but i'm quick!
2002-03-28 11:51:31 AM  
Chime, maybe it's because you don't say funny things?
2002-03-28 11:52:22 AM  
My life as of right now : PSA
2 hours spent on Fark already : Hero/Dumbass
Should get back to reality : Sad
Will study with my friend : Unlikely
My friend is one hot chic : Boobies
Of course we're just friends : Obvious

Cya fellow Farkers later :)
2002-03-28 11:53:34 AM  
No, I'm quick.
2002-03-28 11:54:35 AM  
Here's a story about the story:

Click here and hope it works, Google and translated

No pics, though. According to this article, they were giving copies away for free (wrapped in another newspaper).
2002-03-28 11:55:08 AM  
Marquis might be true actually...

Yeah whatever Marquis!
2002-03-28 11:55:12 AM  
Once again, here's how this is supposed to work:
Step 1: Post a link with the word 'nude' in the headline.
Step 2: Make sure to include pic with 'nude' girls in it.

Also, the marq: Everytime you kill Cliche Kitty, God kills a masturbator. Think of the Farkers.
2002-03-28 11:59:58 AM  
The only chicks that would have possibly done this at my college were the nasty, tree-hugging, PETA protesting, GreenPeace loving skanks that wanted to personally gross out all us "normal/average" students. I'm sure its probably the same way there (especially since they don't shave or bathe very often).
2002-03-28 12:04:04 PM  
Rowdy Roger
Hmmm, actually I think that should be "every time Cliche Kitty masturbates God kills a Farker."
2002-03-28 12:05:33 PM  
Matzug, we had one of those for our nude figure study class. She was nasty with a captial H for hairy. I was like, is this the landscaping class?
2002-03-28 12:05:50 PM  
I think the idea is to put it out there to start a Fark-wide search for the pictures. So it's not such a bad thing...
2002-03-28 12:07:25 PM  
I think it should be..." Everytime God masterbates Fb kills himself."
2002-03-28 12:08:19 PM  
I hope they're ugly- all this anticipation. That would be funny!
2002-03-28 12:08:29 PM  
Maybe it is sad that the young Frenchys have no respect for Le France.
Well, in France, especially for young people, it is quite fashionable to trash its own country. Patriotism is seen as an old-fashionned, vichyiste thing. The fact that exacerbated patriotism is often linked to the darkest hours of this country (World War II and the collaboration, the colonial past) does not help in glamourising it. But usually, as the person gets older, this hatred against its own country tends to diminish. Apart from the far-right extremists, it will certainly not lead to over-the-top patriotism as can be seen in the deep south (I live in Atlanta, Georgia).

Oh and by the way, this is LA France. France is a woman.

I guess I am Switzerland about that issue.
<tasteless humour>You mean you stole jewist gold?</tasteless humour>
You mean you stole gold from German jews?
2002-03-28 12:08:38 PM  
Or better yet "everytime God masterbates I do too"
2002-03-28 12:10:13 PM  
Everytime plants marturbate- i sneeze.
2002-03-28 12:10:34 PM  
2002-03-28 12:13:11 PM  
Marturbate - verb - to engage in autoerotic behavior to the point of death in support of one's beliefs.
2002-03-28 12:13:44 PM  
Sorry, best I could do on short notice.
2002-03-28 12:16:52 PM  
Padraig thank you for informing me that Le France is La France. I would have never known that. Hmmmm it seems your examples parallel the U.S. in some ways also. As for crazy patriotism in the south. Is it not nifty? Southrons are such gung-ho people about patriotism. Go USA!

Yes I did steal gold from German Jews. That is why I am a wanted man in Israel.
2002-03-28 12:23:25 PM  
Well, this isn't working out as well as I had hoped. So let's all look at some pics of gigantic tits.

[image from too old to be available]

Now please excuse me as I have to go "kill a kitty."
2002-03-28 12:25:33 PM  
Hmm, no pictures yet.

let's see if theres a pattern here. These pictures are from France. The nude student president candidate was from Canada. France and Canada have french people in them. Now why would the french hold out on sharing the goods with Fark? hmmmm.
2002-03-28 12:26:16 PM  
Highrider - no apology needed, that's perfect.
2002-03-28 12:27:40 PM  
1. No hairy armpits in france.

2. Bad teeth are british, not french

3. French girls are darn good-looking

4. French beaches are full of french girls

5. The French could care less what Americans think about them.
2002-03-28 12:32:19 PM  
Darn it Billyblazer, now you've let the secret out.
2002-03-28 12:35:16 PM  
The_marq: thanks for the fodder. JLH makes me all tingly.
2002-03-28 12:35:43 PM  
no, french girls are all nasty skanks, don't bother with them. just leave them to me, because i'm such a loser.
2002-03-28 12:36:49 PM  
Thank you Billyblazer. Now at least most farkers will be able to update the limited collection of cliches and stereotypes that stand for their brain.

I have been to France. Most beautiful girls in the world.
2002-03-28 12:39:19 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-03-28 12:55:11 PM  
So hairy foreheads are ok?
2002-03-28 12:55:54 PM  
I've been to france.... but I've never been to me...
2002-03-28 01:09:21 PM  
Don't forget, we Americans have have a nearly hairless Dick and Bush in the White House. I guess you could say that it's good thing that we see more of the hairless Bush than the hairless Dick....Cheney, that is...
2002-03-28 01:14:17 PM  
I am saddened that we have come up shy so far. I was hoping that we could have this by the end of lunch!

I've checked-
-Google (although it takes hours to update, so we'll have to check back
-A French link attached above

Can anyone check around on Morphius, Kazaa and the like? It sounds odd, but that's where I finally found the vidoe of the asian buisnessman and politician doing the deed... That scandal was worth it!

Good luck everyone!
2002-03-28 01:16:35 PM  
Good save Walljasper.......
2002-03-28 01:25:46 PM  
i apologize in advance for those not interested, but here is the original article from the french site 'Liberation' translated by google. very funny.

Malvenu to be naked with Henri-Iv
Threats against high-school pupils having posed in one of their newspaper, "Ravaillac".

Wednesday March 27, 2002

Daily Return - Reception

Other days
Monday - Tuesday - Wednesday
Thursday - Friday - Saturday

"It is precisely because it causes a feeling of faintness which we chose this one." The team of "Ravaillac"
ls is five. They are naked. An opaque Scotch tape but removable mask their sex. This photo fact the one of number 2 of the newspaper Ravaillac high-school pupil , published last Thursday. The models belong to the team of drafting. They are pupils of final or preparatory classes of the prestigious Parisian college Henri-Iv, one of the most run anterooms of the French elite. They fear to pay their step very expensive.

Jonathan, 17 years, director of the publication, denounces hardly buckled threats of certain teachers and the headmaster, Patrice Corre. This last confirms to have received "from the complaints of parents, personnel and pupils" but denies to have uttered "of unspecified threats, in particular on the schooling of the pupils concerned" . However, according to Jonathan, "it is the war of nerves, without hard copy, on the mode" Are careful. Be very careful "" . Since, the pressure goes up, Ravaillac , prohibited of diffusion, is defended. The team requests J Presses, federation of the hundreds of newspapers high-school pupils "one is behind them", ensures Franck Delaire, from this organization. And takes for lawyer Alain Weber, specialist in this press. This one comments on: "If there were to be a lawsuit, it would be a rapture to defend them. If this newspaper caused a disorder, it is in the spirit of the adults, not of the young people. That they wonder about their glance."

Quality. The young people, them, did it. Because the cover which makes scandal contains 28 pages of beautiful behaviour on the sex and the high-school pupils. Critical reasoned of the official speech on the sex education. Inquire into the pill with the college. Calm denunciation of the ordinary homophobie. Approach the porn with definitions suggested by sociology, the etymology and science. References to Bourdieu ( male Domination ). Denunciation of "the dark reality of the female prostitution" . And two pages on the fact that they decided to pose naked: "To accept the glance of others, even close relations, on his body is not obvious. [... ] The faintness of such a photograph comes from the diffuse impression of a rape of intimacy. It is precisely because it causes a feeling of faintness which we chose this one. It is this bond, ashamed and skewed, with the representation of our body which we wished here to question." Further, one of the members of the team explains why it did not pose: "Because I have the flip."

The team of Ravaillac knew that this number would pass badly. Jonathan did not hide it here a month, at the time of the Ta.pages festival, large raout of the young press organized by J Presses. It had already been convened after the publication of the first number. "what I did not suspect, they are the attacks against the people", confesses Jonathan. The mother of Betty, 17 years, "speaks to carry felt sorry for" . The high-school pupils suspect the headmaster y of having incited it. Forgery, according to him: "It is it which called me, Saturday, to tell me that it was not with the current which his/her daughter would pose naked."

The reaction was nevertheless sharp, in spite of the precautions taken by the team to require the chart of the pupils before selling the newspaper to them to make sure that they are well high-school pupils and not schoolboys (Henri-Iv is a college-college). "But as of the exit of the newspaper, that we sell with the door of the college, the headmaster asked us to move away to thirty meters", according to Betty. "But it is well less! , Patrice Corre Defends. If I had not done anything, the parents could have complained some justifiably. My attitude can pass for ringarde. I assume it."

This business constitutes the first testing period of the new circular on the press high-school girl of February 14. She imposes to the headmasters who wish to suspend a newspaper to explain their written decision. The text was wanted by Jack Lang and was presented like a projection of the "democracy high-school girl". "One will not complain to have a committed newspaper whereas one promoted the freedom of thought", confirms Thomas Rogé, deputy with the life high-school girl near the minister. "It is out of question of having a fourth lawsuit of the press high-school girl. It is necessary to regulate this business within the framework of the circular, by privileging the dialogue and the negotiation." Even its of bell at Clemi, organization depend on the ministry and in charge of the relations media-school: "We are for the word of the young people provided that the rules are complied with."

Portable. Precautions which did not apply, yesterday at 12. 30 at the exit of the Henri-Iv college. A catalogue of free pub disguised in paying newspaper was distributed. One proposes there to download logos on his portable of which a series more than suggestive ("the wheelbarrow ", "the flanquette", "the vice", etc). And, on page 2, an advertizing for Sexy film Servant boys. Slogan "Send sauce!"
2002-03-28 01:32:26 PM  
I understand that feminists all over France are slitting their wrists as I type this comment . . .
2002-03-28 01:41:14 PM  
There is a yahoo message board on this article! Perhaps one of them will find the pics? It's hard to tell though, as there are close to 400 posts thus far...

Let's all check back now and then.​40&sid=3 7447040&title=Teens%20Bare%20All%20for%20School%20Magazine&tid=nmnuded​c&date=0 3-28-2002&​F2002032 8%2Fod_nm%2Fnude_dc_1
2002-03-28 01:50:33 PM  
Leeds's link:

click here
2002-03-28 01:51:42 PM  
If there were messages on that board, the Yahoo admins got to 'em - they're gone.

I'd say that SOMEONE posted something. Hmmmmmmmm . . .
2002-03-28 02:08:05 PM  
Gabe- There is one line from your google translation that I just can't figure out:

Further, one of the members of the team explains why it did not pose: "Because I have the flip."

He didn't pose because he had "the flip?" Do you suppose he meant clap?
2002-03-28 02:11:57 PM  
"Because I have the flip."

This is an expression. He chickened out.
2002-03-28 02:14:01 PM  
Or maybe involuntary wood.
2002-03-28 02:21:33 PM  
the flip = small pecker
2002-03-28 02:57:57 PM  
oooooo... young nubile French girls... forget France.. I surrender!!
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