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(Time Wasting Farkette)   If you were pope, what would your name be?   ( fark.com) divider line
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2005-04-18 03:34:40 PM  
23 votes:
Poprah Winfrey
2005-04-18 04:13:52 PM  
19 votes:
Since it has to be a traditional name, Pope Hilarius II. It's been over 15 centuries since the last Hilarius pontiff, so I might as well put the "fun" back in fundamentalism.
2005-04-18 08:35:44 PM  
17 votes:
Sixtus the Sixth. It has the benfit of being a real possibility- there really were Popes Sixtus through Sixtus the Fifth.
2005-04-18 04:22:07 PM  
16 votes:
Pope Sidious.

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2005-04-18 03:50:47 PM  
13 votes:
Pope And-You-Will-Know-Me-By-The-Trail-of-Dead-Cardinals.

The Second.
2005-04-18 08:53:40 PM  
12 votes:
[image from home.comcast.net too old to be available]
Now I want to reach in your bag and get out my collection plate - it's the one that says: Pope Badassmotherfarker, motherfarker!
2005-04-18 08:30:07 PM  
12 votes:
Pope Ricki Lake (but I'm way cuter)
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2005-04-18 06:13:25 PM  
12 votes:
Pope Pope Bo Bope Banana Fanna Fo Fope Fe Fi Mo Mope--Pope
2005-04-18 03:22:28 PM  
12 votes:
Pope Cletus II.

What??? You didn't know that there was a Pope Cletus?
2005-04-18 08:38:54 PM  
11 votes:
Notorious P.O.P.E.
2005-04-18 09:39:48 PM  
10 votes:
Bob
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2005-04-18 08:56:55 PM  
10 votes:
John Paul was last, shouldn't the new pope be George Ringo?
2005-04-18 05:27:50 PM  
10 votes:
Or, Pope Fellatius IV
2005-04-18 03:30:35 PM  
10 votes:
His Holiness Geekus the First.

(As a recovering Catholic Pope, I'd first like to defrock and excommunicate all priests convicted of pedophilia, allow married and woman priests, ban all discussion of governmental politics during mass, and embrace learning about other religions and common beliefs instead of villanizing differences. But I'm guessing because of these views, my chances of becoming Pope would be slim.)
2005-04-18 09:02:10 PM  
9 votes:
Elected by consummate cardinals, damning unbelievers to the fires of Hell, I would be....

Pope Trogdor the Burninator
2005-04-18 03:20:41 PM  
9 votes:
Sir Popes A Lot
2005-04-18 08:54:25 PM  
8 votes:
Why is everyone coming up with new names? I think I've already decided.
2005-04-18 08:26:34 PM  
8 votes:
Pope 2.0
2005-04-18 08:24:40 PM  
8 votes:
The popeinator T-2005
2005-04-18 05:07:35 PM  
8 votes:
Pope n'Fresh The Tasty
2005-04-18 08:27:12 PM  
7 votes:
Pope John Thomas or Pope Guido Sarducci
2005-04-18 08:18:28 PM  
7 votes:
Pope Jesus II
2005-04-18 03:55:32 PM  
7 votes:
Pope Sinead
2005-04-18 09:20:06 PM  
6 votes:
Pope Vince

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Yes, all the nuns would wear cheese bras.
2005-04-18 08:43:43 PM  
6 votes:
Pope Sicle
2005-04-18 08:42:50 PM  
6 votes:
Pope Bevets the Summoned

..before that gets taken. A bible quoting monster of a pope.
2005-04-18 08:33:35 PM  
6 votes:
Pope John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt XXII
2005-04-18 08:32:54 PM  
6 votes:
Pope John Paul George

/Izzard
2005-04-18 08:25:56 PM  
6 votes:
I'd be his cousin, Count Popula (Pope-yoo-la), a magical monster with giant pencils for arms.
2005-04-18 08:24:46 PM  
6 votes:
pope-N-fresh
2005-04-18 08:56:01 PM  
5 votes:
Pope Pane

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2005-04-18 08:53:17 PM  
5 votes:
Pope Martin Luther
2005-04-18 08:28:18 PM  
5 votes:
Pope-eil

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2005-04-18 08:23:38 PM  
5 votes:
Pope Leopold Molestalot the 3rd.
2005-04-18 08:20:32 PM  
5 votes:
Well, I wouldn't, but if I were somehow:

Pope Shlomo I

/Jew
2005-04-18 08:19:05 PM  
5 votes:
Pontif Lucifer the III

/admins please be kind. remove above
/voting ^goodness^
2005-04-18 08:18:48 PM  
5 votes:
Pope Gulity V


/C'mon it's kind of obvious....
//Right?
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2005-04-18 04:35:09 PM  
5 votes:
It is traditional to recycle a name. I'd pick Cletus, after the third Pope. And because I'm not Catholic, rather than take a number I'd insist that I be known as:

Cletus the Ambivalent

I would pick "John Paul IV" just to screw with people who would wonder where JPIII went.

My parents skipped a number with the result that my family can't agree what my name is.
2005-04-18 04:08:25 PM  
5 votes:
Pope Joe Kickass I

now with voting!
2005-04-18 09:18:59 PM  
4 votes:
Great Pope Arkleseizure the Green
2005-04-18 08:50:25 PM  
4 votes:
TPFKAP.

The Priest Formally Known As Pope.
2005-04-18 08:42:10 PM  
4 votes:
Pope °¬|

Don't ask.
2005-04-18 08:41:06 PM  
4 votes:
I'm going with simplicity here, and going to say

Pope John Paul George Ringo Lennon McCartney Harrison Starr, the Second.
2005-04-18 08:40:04 PM  
4 votes:
Pope-along Cassidy
2005-04-18 08:35:05 PM  
4 votes:
Pope Long Dong Silver
2005-04-18 08:31:38 PM  
4 votes:
master of popettes
2005-04-18 08:28:01 PM  
4 votes:
For all the ladies in the house:
Annual Pope Smear!
2005-04-18 08:27:36 PM  
4 votes:
Pope Taupe
2005-04-18 08:23:13 PM  
4 votes:
His royal popeness captain gingersnaps
2005-04-18 08:22:20 PM  
4 votes:
Pope Vader
2005-04-18 08:21:35 PM  
4 votes:
Pope J to the P to the Three.
2005-04-18 08:20:53 PM  
4 votes:
Pope il...

But you can call me Ron.
2005-04-18 08:19:04 PM  
4 votes:
Pope Specious the Belligerent
2005-04-18 03:25:04 PM  
4 votes:
Pope Interweb teh First
PFC
2005-04-19 11:31:31 AM  
3 votes:
Pope Rah Winfrey
2005-04-19 01:08:09 AM  
3 votes:
Jiffy Pope.
2005-04-18 11:48:16 PM  
3 votes:
Pope My Ride
2005-04-18 11:28:17 PM  
3 votes:
Damn. You people are on today.

Pope Pope Bo Bope Banana Fanna Fo Fope Mi My Mope Pope

/got nuttin'
2005-04-18 11:18:58 PM  
3 votes:
*inhale*

Pope/DJ Wide Clyde, the Chicken-Fried, tied, dyed and laid to the side: also known as the e-z glide, mile-wide, one-for-the-ride Father Confessor, the nun undresser and microphone professor, too hot to handle and none for the lesser, M.C.

alternate:

Pope Goestheweasel
2005-04-18 10:32:34 PM  
3 votes:
Thee Hate Me
2005-04-18 09:56:33 PM  
3 votes:
Sir Pope-a-lot
2005-04-18 09:46:02 PM  
3 votes:
www.goldenpalace.com
2005-04-18 09:27:45 PM  
3 votes:
Pope Lumbergh

[image from contentvulture.com too old to be available]

Did u See the memo about this?
2005-04-18 09:06:36 PM  
3 votes:
Peter-Piper-Picked-A-Pope II
2005-04-18 08:54:54 PM  
3 votes:
Pope shiatsinthewoods
2005-04-18 08:51:02 PM  
3 votes:
Pope I'm Going to Excommunicate and Depose Every Sniveling Liberal Pussy-Ass Wet Rag Chicken Little Who Cries About the Church Needing to Change Because Some Shaved Gorilla on T.V. That Doesn't Like Being Told Contraception Is Wrong Said So.
2005-04-18 08:44:51 PM  
3 votes:
Pope See

or for those who prefer a different taste

(Dr.) Pope Uhr
2005-04-18 08:44:46 PM  
3 votes:
Pope A Wheelie ?

/shrug, all the good ones were taken
//wrote god one's, heh
2005-04-18 08:42:35 PM  
3 votes:
Pope Hans Christian Sacralige
2005-04-18 08:41:55 PM  
3 votes:
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2005-04-18 08:40:30 PM  
3 votes:
My name is Pope Mud.
Not to be confused with Popes Bill, Jack, Pete or Dennis.
I'm rather drab, except my patent pope shoes.
2005-04-18 08:34:55 PM  
3 votes:
Jeff the Pope of Biscuits
2005-04-18 08:33:08 PM  
3 votes:
I'd go with...

Pope Jesus DCLXVI

It'd get the religious fundy crowd AND the angsty teen crowd!
2005-04-18 08:29:30 PM  
3 votes:
Pope Zcola
2005-04-18 08:29:15 PM  
3 votes:
Pope UFIA I
2005-04-18 08:27:53 PM  
3 votes:
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Pope Saurus Volatilis Fatum I
2005-04-18 08:26:23 PM  
3 votes:
Pope Buck Futter
2005-04-18 08:24:15 PM  
3 votes:
Pope Boobius I
2005-04-18 08:23:01 PM  
3 votes:
Pope Flighty McShatts
2005-04-18 08:21:13 PM  
3 votes:
Pope L. Pocket Fisherman
2005-04-18 08:20:38 PM  
3 votes:
Pope Palpatine

Pope of Popes

Pope Lucious III

Pope Nihilus
2005-04-18 08:19:43 PM  
3 votes:
jesus puncher
2005-04-18 08:06:20 PM  
3 votes:
Pope Pope Pope

(Pope^3 for short)
2005-04-18 06:06:19 PM  
3 votes:
Pope Lando II
2005-04-18 05:25:50 PM  
3 votes:
Pope Big Pussy I
2005-04-18 05:08:15 PM  
3 votes:
Pope Corn Kernel
NaPopeon Dynamite

Or
Pope Fred Fudpucker I
2005-04-19 03:37:36 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Biggus Dickus
2005-04-19 12:35:46 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Steve!
2005-04-19 02:15:51 AM  
2 votes:
Pope Hannibal


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2005-04-19 12:47:31 AM  
2 votes:
Pope Guilty the First
2005-04-19 12:41:24 AM  
2 votes:
PopeKeMon XXV.

Mass is hereby renamed PikaChurch.
2005-04-19 12:33:02 AM  
2 votes:
Pope Pedaphelia II

(Sorry. Had to be done)
2005-04-18 11:57:00 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Pickle
I come in a jar.
2005-04-18 11:31:49 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschpledensclittcrasscrenbonfrieddiggerdingledangledongleburstei​nvonknac kerthrasherapplebangerhorowitzticolensicgranderknottyspelltinklegrandl​ichgrumb elmeyerspelterwasserkurstlichhimbleeisenbahnwagengutenabendbitteeinnrn​burger bratwurstlegerspurtenmitzweimacheluberhundsfutgumberaberschonendankerk​albsflei schmittleraucher Von Hauptkopf.

Of Ulm.
2005-04-18 10:49:23 PM  
2 votes:
Pope N Fresh Doh Boy Pope.

/ yes, I know it has the word Pope in it twice, but I like it that way.
// I'm the pope so I can have it my way (or was that the Burger King?)
2005-04-18 10:47:06 PM  
2 votes:
The Pope who smokes Dope.
2005-04-18 10:38:31 PM  
2 votes:
I would be Pope-Eye!

Here is my theme song sung to the tune of the Popeye theme!

Oh, I'm Pope-eye the Holy Man!
TOOT! TOOT!

I's Lives in the Vati-can!
TOOT! TOOT!

I Bless All The Sinners!
I Feed The Poor Dinners!
I'm Pope-eye the Holy Man!
TOOT! TOOT!
2005-04-18 10:26:35 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Conan
Pope Fartknocker
Pope Melvin Gibson (aka Pope Freedom)
Pope Eric Cartman
Pope Ronald Jeremy
Pope Ronald McDonald
Pope Grimace
Pope Marcellus Wallace
Pope Caligula
Pope Patrick Stewart
Pope Stewart the little
Pope Mario Luigi
Pope Barrabas
Pope Quinn Martin
Pope Desilu
Pope Pele
Pope Beevis Maximus
Pope Torquemada
Pope John Kruk
Pope Vanilla Ice
Pope Yello Sno
Pope Blu Ice
Pope Nimrod
Pope William Shatner
Pope Geraldo Rivera
Pope Oprah
Pope N'Fresh Prince
Pope Squirrel Nutkin
Pope Leonard Part VII
Pope Sparticus
Hop on Pope
Pope Slim Shady
Pope Tommy Lee
Pope Buddy Lee
Pope Barney
Pope G Fresh
Pope G Gordon
Pope Guido
Pope Tart
Pope Goesthe Weasel
Pope Ghandi III
Pope Weird Al
Pope T (mr)
Pope Poindexter
Pope Takeshiata
Pope Keanu
Pope Prick
vjp
2005-04-18 10:13:32 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Chute
2005-04-18 10:06:17 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Floyd

/That way, the world could know the Dark Side of The Pope
2005-04-18 09:43:02 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Sin & Out
2005-04-18 09:40:47 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Tent
2005-04-18 09:36:06 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Rocks
/and Pepsi
2005-04-18 09:35:47 PM  
2 votes:
Pope E. Longstockings
Pope Malaclypse III
2005-04-18 09:32:03 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Malcolm X
2005-04-18 09:28:14 PM  
2 votes:
How about it?
I'm the Pope. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Popeness, or uh, Poper, or El Poperino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

2005-04-18 09:23:05 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Soap

( slogan: "Come cleanse your sins." )
F42
2005-04-18 09:20:44 PM  
2 votes:
I would be Pope Optimus Prime!
And my pope mobile would be an 18 wheeler.
2005-04-18 09:19:24 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Goestheveezl
2005-04-18 09:18:56 PM  
2 votes:
For Me To Pope On II
2005-04-18 09:18:19 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Floats
2005-04-18 09:17:14 PM  
2 votes:
The Popinator
2005-04-18 09:12:06 PM  
2 votes:
The pontiff formerly known as "pope *unpronounceable symbol*"
2005-04-18 09:10:34 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Tarquin Fin-tim-lim-bim-lim-bin-bim-bin-bim bus stop F'tang F'tang Ol Biscuitbarrel
2005-04-18 09:08:40 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Peter 2

( see the list, there's only been one Pope Peter and he was the first Pope. )
2005-04-18 09:06:30 PM  
2 votes:
pope tart
voteing enoabled
2005-04-18 08:55:31 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Unsolicited Scepter in the Anus
2005-04-18 08:53:01 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Fratty McFrat
2005-04-18 08:52:44 PM  
2 votes:
[image from beautifulmistakes.com too old to be available]

With this mic device I spit non-fiction
2005-04-18 08:50:34 PM  
2 votes:
Rusty.
2005-04-18 08:50:09 PM  
2 votes:
Pope George W. Bush.
2005-04-18 08:48:40 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Tyler Durden
2005-04-18 08:48:26 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Subway Eat Fresh
2005-04-18 08:47:47 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Icky Fundament KSC
2005-04-18 08:45:13 PM  
2 votes:
Well, my name's Aaron, and Aaron was the name of Moses' right-hand man, so I'd see if I couldn't just keep it out of laziness.
2005-04-18 08:42:30 PM  
2 votes:
IS there anything cooler than Pope Buntz?

/This papacy needs more Buntz
ACF
2005-04-18 08:40:35 PM  
2 votes:
Pope John Luc, that way all the chicks can get together for coffee and say "you remember that pope in Italy?"


".....John Luc!"
2005-04-18 08:38:40 PM  
2 votes:
Popey McPoperson
2005-04-18 08:37:42 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Les Ness
2005-04-18 08:37:31 PM  
2 votes:
Pope EVIL

/the capital letters are important
2005-04-18 08:31:48 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Peter the Roman
2005-04-18 08:30:47 PM  
2 votes:
Pope [image from kcip.co.uk too old to be available]
2005-04-18 08:28:56 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Bumbanger the Orificient
2005-04-18 08:27:41 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Shlemiel Schwartz
2005-04-18 08:24:31 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Diggy Thy Biggie
2005-04-18 08:22:10 PM  
2 votes:
Pope-a-dope
2005-04-18 08:19:38 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Votable-Greenlight XII
2005-04-18 08:19:33 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Bruce
2005-04-18 08:17:17 PM  
2 votes:
discopope
2005-04-19 07:46:47 PM  
1 vote:
The Pope formily known as Cardinal
Pope Joan Of Arc II
2005-04-19 07:45:21 PM  
1 vote:
Sean Pope Diddy Combs
2005-04-19 07:12:35 PM  
1 vote:
Ejaculating Whoremonger
2005-04-19 04:46:08 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Remus
2005-04-19 03:26:13 PM  
1 vote:
Popeosaurus Rex
2005-04-19 10:58:32 AM  
1 vote:
The Dope Pope
2005-04-19 08:25:50 AM  
1 vote:
Pope Angelina Contesta Louisa Franchesca Bananabanabobesca III
2005-04-19 04:03:34 AM  
1 vote:
Pope Sin (their is currently a guy from asia named Cardinal Sin, but due to illness he doesn't get to vote for the pope, so I say he should be the new pope then)

Pope motherfarking Polycronopolis (early adam sandler anyone?)

Mark Pope (for all who agree that duke sux)

The Dude

.......also, the Ricki lake (but i'm way cuter) should win hands down. Fabulous (no homo)
2005-04-19 03:54:33 AM  
1 vote:
Pope Tart
2005-04-19 02:03:19 AM  
1 vote:
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Pope Top

/Pope "Forgot To Enable Voting" XVIII
2005-04-19 01:58:07 AM  
1 vote:

This
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V

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2005-04-19 01:40:22 AM  
1 vote:
Pope Pope Fizz Fizz

(Oh, what a relief it is)
2005-04-19 01:36:49 AM  
1 vote:
The..... Space Pope!
Crocodylus Pontifex!
[image from img259.echo.cx too old to be available]

ImageShack rocks my world.
Now with voting! Please remove previous entry mods.
2005-04-19 01:11:47 AM  
1 vote:
Pope ∞
2005-04-19 01:11:44 AM  
1 vote:
The very, very, very, venerable Pope Do-wop-salsa-bop-rock the 31st, supreme of the Supremes, the Temptations, and the Four Tops.
2005-04-19 01:02:31 AM  
1 vote:
Pope! There It Is
2005-04-19 01:01:50 AM  
1 vote:
Pope Anton Szandor LaVey.
2005-04-19 12:44:23 AM  
1 vote:
Pope Zappa, in honor of the rejected Mexican pope.
2005-04-19 12:44:10 AM  
1 vote:
Pope-a-roni.
2005-04-19 12:34:02 AM  
1 vote:
Pope Leroy the Brisk
2005-04-19 12:30:18 AM  
1 vote:
Everybody forgets Pope Marcellus ... so Pope Marcellus II ... Pope Eugene III.
2005-04-19 12:15:04 AM  
1 vote:
Pope Maicherry
2005-04-19 12:10:54 AM  
1 vote:
Pope Tart
OP
2005-04-19 12:05:23 AM  
1 vote:
Pope Tastic!
2005-04-18 11:58:14 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Xamichee Jr.

The "He who speaks loudly but says nothing" Pope.
2005-04-18 11:53:47 PM  
1 vote:
Pope James Tiberius Kirk I
2005-04-18 11:44:56 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Buddha
Pope Allah
Pope God
Pope Epop
Pope "p. popey" Coombs
Pope GOFARKYOURSELF!
2005-04-18 11:44:25 PM  
1 vote:
Pope This
2005-04-18 11:39:13 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Doggie Dog II
2005-04-18 11:34:29 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Gropus Ur Erectus

Pope Hip Opottomus

Little Pope Peep
2005-04-18 11:32:29 PM  
1 vote:
I actually like one of the real historical pope names:

Pope Simplicious. Said with a sleazy voice, it works. It really does. Simply Delicious? No....Simplicious....

/had too much time with an Almanac one day.
2005-04-18 11:28:34 PM  
1 vote:
Pope DimSum The Delicious
2005-04-18 11:28:05 PM  
1 vote:
Alexander (the) Pope
2005-04-18 11:27:21 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Lando II

Yes, there was a Pope Lando I (913-914).
2005-04-18 11:22:17 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Snookums
Pope Goestheweasel
Pope Goestheweaselcuztheweaselgoespope (shortened to Pope Weasel)
2005-04-18 11:16:02 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Lando II.

I'd greet every head of state with "You slimy, doublecrossing, no good swindler." and I'd always be right.
2005-04-18 11:09:59 PM  
1 vote:
Pope David Peel

(too obscure maybe?)
2005-04-18 10:57:57 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Humperdink the Last

/Slut Bonwalla?
2005-04-18 10:49:06 PM  
1 vote:
pope rick james biatch
2005-04-18 10:43:37 PM  
1 vote:
Francis Ford Pope-ula
2005-04-18 10:33:28 PM  
1 vote:
Greasy Pope
2005-04-18 10:27:52 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Telefunkin U47
Pope Barrett the Fried
Pope Nico the Down Trodden
2005-04-18 10:25:35 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Grope II
2005-04-18 10:25:25 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Phillacio Molestus

'Phil' for short
2005-04-18 10:11:11 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Thurston Regynold H. W. Wentworth Higgins Van Michaels III Esq.
2005-04-18 10:10:11 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Mary
2005-04-18 10:04:48 PM  
1 vote:
pope onastick
2005-04-18 10:00:38 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Phobos I of the Red Planet

/bringin' the Martian Law
2005-04-18 09:58:27 PM  
1 vote:
God's Immaculate Rod

NSFW Pops-A-Link
2005-04-18 09:57:29 PM  
1 vote:
your moms a pope
2005-04-18 09:56:52 PM  
1 vote:
Pope A. Coldone
2005-04-18 09:51:15 PM  
1 vote:
Pope John Paul Jones

/NO QUARTER!!!

Pope Becomes Eternal
Pope-n-Fresh
Pope DMC and Jam Master JAYYY!!!
2005-04-18 09:46:01 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Damien
2005-04-18 09:42:07 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Rufus the fif
2005-04-18 09:41:22 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Devastatin' Dave
or
Pope Reacharound LXIX
2005-04-18 09:39:42 PM  
1 vote:
pope im drunkandboredandjustwatchedcrapidontremeberthenameofthemovieandicantty​pesopfff tttthahahahahahahahahahahacrapwheredidthjatspacecoemfroitshardnottotyp​esopaces hahahahaomgimdrunkhahahahahahahahawtfwtfwtfyeahboiiiiiiiiiii

the first

hahahahah

omg
2005-04-18 09:38:40 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Sixtus LXVI
2005-04-18 09:35:40 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Dago
2005-04-18 09:32:17 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Cardgage.
2005-04-18 09:26:34 PM  
1 vote:
Da Friggin' Pope
2005-04-18 09:25:44 PM  
1 vote:
The mother-farkin P.O.P.E
2005-04-18 09:24:28 PM  
1 vote:
Cletus the slack-jawed Pope'l
2005-04-18 09:21:10 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Chester The Molester
2005-04-18 09:15:44 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Hungwell the 12'
2005-04-18 09:15:02 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Urie
2005-04-18 09:14:37 PM  
1 vote:
Darwin
2005-04-18 09:13:48 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Drew Curtis the 69th
2005-04-18 09:12:13 PM  
1 vote:
pope mr T
2005-04-18 09:10:36 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Floyd
2005-04-18 09:09:19 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Awesome the Awesomer
2005-04-18 09:06:02 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Dirk Diggler


[image from shimsham.com too old to be available]

2005-04-18 09:05:44 PM  
1 vote:
Damn I wish the KRSPope entry had voting...
2005-04-18 09:02:49 PM  
1 vote:
Mine was reserved as a band name, but it seems appropriate here:

Popearomatherapy
2005-04-18 08:58:49 PM  
1 vote:
Pope John Paul Georgenringo.
2005-04-18 08:58:33 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Sicola
2005-04-18 08:58:20 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Ecumenicus Bukakke
2005-04-18 08:56:43 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Maximus Incontinius
2005-04-18 08:52:24 PM  
1 vote:
Win Pope 3.1
2005-04-18 08:46:23 PM  
1 vote:
pope pain
2005-04-18 08:46:10 PM  
1 vote:
Pope @#$%^&*!

just to hear people pronounce it.
2005-04-18 08:44:22 PM  
1 vote:
Pope St. Thomas the Biased

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" What the FARK are you looking at? "
2005-04-18 08:43:55 PM  
1 vote:
already am, Pope Lucien I

/if Pope Norton comes in here, he owes me five bucks
//fnord
2005-04-18 08:42:15 PM  
1 vote:
pope god
2005-04-18 08:41:16 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Dingus J Squatburger III

Pope Inbred Jed
2005-04-18 08:39:07 PM  
1 vote:
iPope
Pope Solid Snake
2005-04-18 08:38:53 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, I'm a little disappointed:

Captain Popetastic

/sorry Conan
2005-04-18 08:37:11 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Priest. My last name is actually Priest just to make matters worse.
2005-04-18 08:34:05 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Am I dead Yet

...at some point they'll realize it's a cry for help.
2005-04-18 08:33:34 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Amicatholic
2005-04-18 08:31:54 PM  
1 vote:
Chief Smokum-dopum
2005-04-18 08:31:13 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Vulgar Machismo
2005-04-18 08:30:26 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Onme
2005-04-18 08:29:18 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Chester the Molester
2005-04-18 08:28:36 PM  
1 vote:
The Holy Popester

Popestar

Elvis
2005-04-18 08:27:55 PM  
1 vote:
None of the really good entries have voting.

So here's another sucky one with voting.

Pope Super Not-so-great
gjb
2005-04-18 03:49:00 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Jimmy.
2005-04-18 03:28:23 PM  
1 vote:
Pope Shorty
2005-04-18 03:24:23 PM  
1 vote:
Pope John Peter I


Either that or

Pope on a Rope
 
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