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(USA Today)   Dalai Lama will travel to Idaho, visit Napoleon Dynamite   (usatoday.com) divider line 95
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2005-04-16 10:24:05 AM
"Whattya going to do today, Dalia?"
"What ever I want to do today, gosh!"
 
2005-04-16 10:26:16 AM
Give that man a potato!
 
2005-04-16 10:28:55 AM
Om Mani Peme Hung

 
2005-04-16 10:40:40 AM
Dang!
 
2005-04-16 10:51:43 AM
He's gonna teach him some DALAI KWAN DO.
 
2005-04-16 10:51:47 AM
Gosh!
 
2005-04-16 01:24:48 PM
awesome.

/hushed and fast delivery.
 
2005-04-16 01:33:30 PM
I think he's really after some 'Tots.
 
2005-04-16 01:41:04 PM
"When you are in the presence of His Holiness the Dalai Lama, if you receive information, it can be a life-changing event," said Kiril Sokoloff, an investment adviser and Dalai Lama supporter..... "Because it's at 6,000 feet above sea level, the message can resonate all over the globe... There won't be any of the other energy interfering with his message."

Who the heck is paying for this guy's investment advice? Pharmaceutical stocks will bring you positive energy, but tech stocks will only detour your path to enlightenment?
 
2005-04-16 03:33:54 PM
Maybe they'll go over some sweet jumps
 
2005-04-16 06:18:25 PM
"Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Dalai Lama."
"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."
"Since when, Lama? You have the worst reflexes of all time."
"Try and hit me, Napoleon."
"What?"
"I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me."
 
2005-04-16 06:53:32 PM
"Eat the ham Dali, eat it!"
 
2005-04-16 06:56:39 PM
Idiot!
 
2005-04-16 06:58:00 PM
http://www.dailywav.com/0405/everybodyatschool.wav
 
2005-04-16 06:59:18 PM
"There won't be any of the other energy interfering with his message."

pervert
 
2005-04-16 06:59:24 PM
Idaho?

Wait...

Idaho???

/confused
 
2005-04-16 07:04:37 PM


/so sick of that stupid movie
 
2005-04-16 07:05:53 PM
Idaho?
Whodaho?
Youdaho!
 
2005-04-16 07:06:50 PM
seriously, that movie was so shiatty it's not even funny.

literally!
 
2005-04-16 07:08:47 PM
/so sick of that stupid movie


do not mock what you don't understand ;)
 
2005-04-16 07:08:58 PM
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them Himalayan Mountains?
 
2005-04-16 07:09:34 PM
Wow, sounds pretty cool ... I might have to check it out. Unfortunately, I'm pretty close to Idaho ... guess it comes in handy sometimes.

/not too often, though
 
2005-04-16 07:14:01 PM
wow that's a photoshop theme if I ever heard one
 
2005-04-16 07:16:03 PM
I wonder if he has big talons
 
2005-04-16 07:17:11 PM
do not mock what you don't understand ;)

hahaha... i love it when some 14 year old gives me that line about a movie that basically ties you down and injects you with its entire plot, if it even has one. napoleon dynamite doesnt even have a story line! none whatsoever! you could fall asleep for 15 minutes halfway through it and you would still understand it in the end: some annoying kid with glasses is in a movie.

there is NO story. nothing to follow. i swear, it requires more thought to watch 'clueless' than it does to watch this movie. i was so disappointed... so many people screaing about how good it is, and i think i may have grinned.... two times throughout the whole thing.
 
2005-04-16 07:17:21 PM
I think I'm going to build her a mandala.
 
2005-04-16 07:17:29 PM
If you're so tired of Napoleon Dynamite, then why on earth would you come in here and spend time complaining about it?

/haters suck. GOSH!
 
2005-04-16 07:17:45 PM
*jumps in whatbarrel's boat*
Lets get the heck outta here.
 
2005-04-16 07:20:31 PM
casual_sex

If you're so tired of Napoleon Dynamite, then why on earth would you come in here and spend time complaining about it?

Because he/she is a 14 year old attention whore?
 
2005-04-16 07:20:57 PM
dall_smick: whatbarrel:

You knew what this thread would be like. You had to know. But you clicked here anyway and biatched about it.


And yet, I knew there would be somebody in this thread biatching about and I posted about it anyway.
 
2005-04-16 07:21:35 PM
You know, all my friends said Napolean Dynamite was funny shiat and all this... So I watch it. I think there were two parts where I actually chuckled a bit, when they shot the cow and the end where he's riding up on the horse. Other than that, it was a pretty lame movie. There's no way I could bear to sit through that again.
 
2005-04-16 07:22:10 PM
Instead of ham, Tina receives total enlightenment on her deathbed... so she's got that going for her, which is nice.
 
2005-04-16 07:27:26 PM
But yeah, back to His Daliness. I'm totally there Sept. 11th.

Spuds and llamas, boy howdy!
 
2005-04-16 07:29:05 PM
whatbarrel: /so sick of that stupid movie


Then stop paying attention to it.
 
2005-04-16 07:29:18 PM
If you're so tired of Napoleon Dynamite, then why on earth would you come in here and spend time complaining about it?

because its a thread pertaining to napoleon dynamite. if you like it, why are you in here posting about it? that makes just as much sense as talking about *not* liking it.

even if thinking is a foreign concept, try it... this thread related to both napoleon dynamite and the dalai lama. one, how serious can it possibly be, and two, both subjects can be discussed. if you like the movie, there is no real reason to come here and let people know, just as there is no real reason to let people know you hate it.

i didnt know everything posted on fark had to have a serious meaning. doesnt that defeat the purpose?
 
2005-04-16 07:29:45 PM
I've never seen Napoleon Dynomite and I'm already sick of it.
 
2005-04-16 07:30:25 PM
Then stop paying attention to it.

too easy to make fun of.
 
2005-04-16 07:31:25 PM
I am obligated by law to post this gif in every Napoleon Dynamite thread:

 
2005-04-16 07:31:57 PM
This is pretty much the worst flamewar ever made.
 
2005-04-16 07:32:54 PM
I've never seen Napoleon Dynomite and I'm already sick of it.

thats how i was before i saw it, but i wanted to give it a chance so i could at least have the right to dislike it. i have seen worse movies, but good lord, there is a reason the average fan is 13 or 14. if i wanted to see a kids movie, i would have seen spongebob.
 
2005-04-16 07:35:32 PM
This is pretty much the worst flamewar ever made.

im just here because i have nothing to do for about a half hour. i didnt know there were so many people that would be on here with "oh noes!!!!11..!! if you dont lyke napoleon dynamite, go somewhere else you lewzar!!1>1!!!!"
 
2005-04-16 07:38:25 PM
I've spent summers out in that area before, and they are right about the roads into that area. State-75 is not going to handle the load... gonna be interesting for sure. Ketchum/Sun Valley are not huge towns and they dwarf most of the other towns in that area.
 
2005-04-16 07:40:06 PM
whatbarrel: and you thought the best way to kill 30 minutes was to hang around some internet forum and tell people what you think about something you claim to be tired of? There's a name for that kind of thing.
 
2005-04-16 07:41:15 PM
Well why didn't you expect to be attacked for biatching about ND?
Honestly, it's the rejects of fark who come to threads to biatch about a subject that is mentioned in a headline (and note, there's a difference between that and biatching about the headline itself...).
And if you actually do come in to biatch, please, come up with something intelligent, instead of "the average fan is 13 or 14"... Who knows, maybe you have evidence to back up this crackpot theory of yours. If you do, please, be my guest and post it.

Seriously, fans who go to threads about baseball, and complain because they hate baseball, piss me off.
Here, we'll try something from South Park on you:
If you don't like it, you can giiiiiiiiiiiit oooooout.

if you like it, why are you in here posting about it?
And for the love of God, again, try harder.
 
2005-04-16 07:41:57 PM
Haterade!
 
2005-04-16 07:43:53 PM
and you thought the best way to kill 30 minutes was to hang around some internet forum and tell people what you think about something you claim to be tired of? There's a name for that kind of thing.

i am pretty sure there is a name for getting your panties in a bundle when someone is doing essentially the same thing you are doing.
and to asnwer your question: yes.

i think i missed a memo somewhere. until i recieve it, i will continue to not take everything here seriously.
 
2005-04-16 07:44:04 PM


reading this thread has made my face numb and my genitals swollen.
 
2005-04-16 07:44:54 PM
I really didn't like it either.
I'm not gonna bash on it or anything....
I just really didn't enjoy it. I don't get what everyone else gets.
 
2005-04-16 07:48:34 PM
whatbarrel: Hey! I resent that! I'll have you know that I am not wearing any kind of underpants and it is insensitive for you to suggest otherwise.

/aaahhh...cooool breeeeeze
 
2005-04-16 07:50:25 PM
And if you actually do come in to biatch, please, come up with something intelligent, instead of "the average fan is 13 or 14"... Who knows, maybe you have evidence to back up this crackpot theory of yours. If you do, please, be my guest and post it.

seen a 'hot topic' store recently?

i will be sure to return later. this is quite amusing.
 
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