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Number one?

mmmm, chicken-feet soup!

Victor Salazar...someone correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't he one of the bad guys in season 3 of 24? God I love that show.

In this day and age of B.S. lawsuits, I actually hope this guy wins.

Yeah, whenever radiologists can't identify something in a digestive tract x-ray, they SHOULD immediately suspect cannibalism.

X-tards.

Can't be too careful, what with all the cannibals out there.

Radiologists and the Morris County medical examiner wondered if the film showed bits of finger bones, so police began an investigation.


*Rolls eyes* This has to be a joke right? Or is this the most ridiculous example of jumping to conclusions ever? Way to go, Dudley Dooright radiation tech!

There has to be more to the story then "she forgot to tell once", she must have been extremely evasive for a doctor to think it was cannibilsm, course I guess the doctor could have been a little weird but reporting cannicolism seems excessive unless there was due cause.

it was *probably* that comment he made about wanting to eat the doctor's wife which did him in.

/I'm guessing

Chicken feet in soup.Wow..Have I been making it wrong all these years?

Soon to be appearing at Snopes.com with a false determination. At least I hope so because I just can't believe that someone would be that stupid.

I hope the feet were removed humanely

/me skulks back out

Oyyyy.. I dont miss NY/NJ at all.

Went to the hospital because I was in severe pain (Jamaica Hospital, Jamaica Queens) they told me I was dehydrated, slapped an IV in me - and let me out when the IV was done.

5 days later I was in the hospital in a different state having a Tumor removed from my brain.


dehydrated...

/was still billed....
/I F' NY

tzzhc4

Yeah, I wonder about him/her--I mean, what kind of lifestyle/hobbies/interests does a guy have to have to suspect cannibalism when he sees tiny bones in an intestine? Like in his/her mind, it's a "likely" explanation? Sheeesh, they should search the radiologist's home!

Yummm! Just what I needed at lunch time. On the other hand the Bitter Half is Chinese and she makes chicken feet in yucky sauce, duck beaks in more of the same, fish heads, cow innards, pig leavings, and who knows what the hell else. I learned a lo-o-o-ng time ago when eating out in Taiwan or at the in-laws house to say, "Na shi shema". - That is what? And if I don't recognize certain key words I'll pass. I've also learned the art of chew-twice-and-swallow-fast.

Mmmmm! Chicken feet/fish eyes/cow stomach. Too bad I'm allergic to them.

Another x-ray of the suspect:

NSFW Warning!

Where are all the Accused-of-cannibalism-for-eating-girlfriend jokes?

And BearToy beats me to the punch!

I think the X-Ray Tech is a huge Stephen King fan, and needs to start reading something bright and cheery for awhile.

So if I want to cook and eat my boss, I can just throw down some chicken feet and all's well?

Go Hang A Salami. I'm a Lasagna Hog.

Victor Salazar...someone correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't he one of the bad guys in season 3 of 24? God I love that show.

Nah, I think it was Hector Salazar. And his little brother Ramon.

/third season is the best I've seen yet
//still haven't seen first

Cannibal? Should be brought up on ogre charges.

Chicken feet, chicken feet, that is what I like to eat.
Candy bars are to sweet, what do I want? Chicken feet!

This is from a rap I heard by Taiwanese kids learning English.

You have to look at this in context. I believe at the time this country was in a Cannibalism alert level of orange. That's orange, people.

His X-ray fit the profile of a suspected cannibal.

What self respecting cannibal is going to eat fingers with the bones in.

Of course it sort of makes you wonder, who's going to eat chicken feet with the bones in?

"They made me watch them suck the meat off the bones! They made me waaaaaaaaaaatch!!!!!"


/Dames
//As an anatomy nerd, I need to point out that the vast majority of the muscles that move the fingers are located in the forearm, not in the hand
///Cannibalism jokes are funny

"Well if we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, now, would it?"

"That wasn't chicken"

/obligatory

NewdNewb

Let's make a snowman!

StokeyBob:

Of course it sort of makes you wonder, who's going to eat chicken feet with the bones in?


I want to know who the hell thought eating any animal's feet was a good idea. I mean, i'ts all bone, hardly any meat there.

8 oz diced okra - check
1 bag white rice - check
4 sliced chicken breasts - check
8 tasty severed chicken talons - check plus

"Do the chickens have large talons?"

cannabis legalization?

tzzhc4
There has to be more to the story then "she forgot to tell once", she must have been extremely evasive for a doctor to think it was cannibilsm, course I guess the doctor could have been a little weird but reporting cannicolism seems excessive unless there was due cause.


Standard "blame the victim" bullshiat.