He supposedly groped her in the corner of the room at a party, that's all. Big deal.
'Course, it's farther than I coulda got with her.

Die Hard, 12 Monkeys, The Fifth Element, The Whole Nine Yards, Unbreakable, Sin City (in 25 years)

VS

A Fistful of Dollars, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Paint Your Wagon, Kelly's Heroes, Dirty Harry, High Plains Drifter, Pale Rider (in 25 years), and Unforgiven and Million Dollar Baby (in 50 years)

Clint's filmography is more impressive, but most of that are Westerns (with the most notable being Unforgiven). Bruce tends to act across more genres.

I'd say its about even.

Way to go, Bruce!

I'm 24, and less than half as cool as Bruce Willis. He makes me not fear getting old.

Useless without pics.

He was involved with Lindsay Lohan? Jeez, and people said that it was creepy for Demi to date Ashton Kutcher! Those two must have had the marriage from hell if they managed to screw each other up that bad.

I AM GLASS MAN!


/worst movie evar....

Its great to see that Long Island breads them like this...Her and Mellisa Joan Heart and I need a threeway.

Creampies for all!

One pic of L.L. We get at least 4 of Wills and one of that guy from Mythbusters. What's wrong with you people!!??!

Academy Award winning director Clint Eastwood, with his co-star, actress Hillary Swank, in a publicity shot from 'Million Dollar Baby'.

Come on, Bruce has done stuff less embarrassing than working with an ORANGUTAN!

Field Marshal Montgomery sez:

"[Banging Lindsay Lohan] is an honor reserved for the English Eighth Army, and ME."

//Gawd I hate Bruce Willis right now.

Here! Here!

*Golf clapps*

lindsay lohan's sweater-bags look like someone threw water balloons at her and they stuck.


/still hit though, obviously

One can only hope one of his daughters starts "dating" a 50-year old man.

I don't know if he really got busy with Lohan. Maybe he was just trying to hide a watch up Lindsay's ass.

gorange

I believe it was "They called me Mr. Glass"

I never thought a movie with Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis could be bad. I mean, we have Pulp Fiction, the last Die Hard, Loaded Weapon 1 . . . never mind, Unbreakable was inevitably bad.

But, Sin City will make you change your religion. Go see it many, many times.

God - this creates a conflict. On one hand, I think France basically sucks. On the other hand, Bruce Willis is one cool dude - he's a darn good actor, he takes chances in his roles, he's funny (see him on Letterman recently?), and he's got some very impressive notches in the bedpost.

Is there some way we can ask France to rescind the award, and have it awarded by some cool surrogate, like Australia or Ireland ?

Is there some way we can ask France to rescind the award, and have it awarded by some cool surrogate, like Australia or Ireland ?

Attack them with hordes of Germans. They will yield to your request.

-IR

Same here elvindeath. Or maybe Greece.

"There's wrong, and there's wrong, and then there's this."

now where the hell is that windex. my screen is all creamy now.

/thanks for the LL pix

Artmageddon your the dip - get back to work you thieve!!!

the republicans will kick brucie out of the party if he's not
careful

/lohan is white trash 15 minutes are up in 2.. 1...

Does this mean Jerry Lewis has to give back his golden cheese slicer?

Ginormous Boobies
me likey

I wonder if Bruce is doing this just to one-up Demi? She gets that tool Ashton and Bruce bangs Lindsay. Is there any doubt who came out ahead on that one?

clavis, next time link it and label it NSFW, please.

Lookin like David Wells to me...

Bruce is the Shiat.

Way to go Bruce! Not the award, but banging Lindsay. Good job! And ignore the asswipes making 'pedophile' comments, they're just jealous (as usual).

Max

OMG!! With a giant electron microscope I can make out her areola and a milimeter of nipple!!! SOOO BANNED!!!!

I love how people over-react to this shiat, like their bosses are going to castrate them for seeing a quarter of what you can get an eyefull of at most clubs.

Otto_E_Rodika

NICE!

Must find windex and towels now...

Bulls_Eye: Artmageddon your the dip - get back to work you thieve!!!
Artmageddon??
Your??
thieve??


"Speak English MutherFarker"

I'm so jealus its hard for me to put it in words; so I wont. I'm just saying. Jealus. damn him and his antics

Griswold

It's "English, motherfarker! Do you speak it?"

Ol' Bruce and I were born the same year. So if he did indeed score with Lohan, all I can say is:

Rock on, brother.

2005-04-13 06:16:44 PM Otto_E_Rodika

Well done sir.

MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Lyndsay Lohan.........

I thought neocons hated France.

Cheers for Bruce Willis & well done !
Banging Lindsay Lohan would be an awsome experience indeed!
What a delicious hot body she has & ignore all the pedophile comments from jealous/envious people .
I'm 39 yrs old & I would gladly accept the opportunity to enjoy her sexual charm :)

france surrenders

Farkwod

I thought neocons hated France.

Nope, only liberals "hate" -- it's the downside of making every decision based on personal emotions.

Whenever bruce sees lindsay he says... WOO WOO!

I won't burst your bubble, razor9edge.

that car breast shot looks like a hack.

I personally think that anyone who's banged Lindsay Lohan should get a medal. Hell, that's an acomplishment worthy of the Nobel. You know, for the prize piece.

Teacher does student... sicko. Bruce Willis does student... hero? What the hell.

Nope, only liberals "hate" -- it's the downside of making every decision based on personal emotions.

ROFL. Hate is a major pillar of the republican agenda. That's what they use to get elected. Today's right wing wackos are as far of Jesus teachings as can be.