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(Guardian)   The Guardian produces a list of its suggestions for the president's iPod, including "The White Man's Got a God Complex"   (blogs.guardian.co.uk) divider line 148
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2005-04-13 01:40:55 PM
"With God on our Side" Bob Dylan
"Megalomaniac" Incubus
"Holiday" Green Day
"What's Going On" Marvin Gaye
"F the CC" Steve Earle
"Lawyers, Guns and Money" Warren Zevon
 
2005-04-13 01:40:58 PM
Atari:

err no
 
2005-04-13 01:41:45 PM
Diogenes

Why no voting enabled?

Because the Republicans own Diebold, man!

During this whole thing, I keep thinking of "Land of Confusion" by Genesis. The one where Reagan and Gorbachev are mud wrestling in the music video.

/voted against Kerry
 
2005-04-13 01:41:59 PM
"Where is my Mind?" - Pixies
 
2005-04-13 01:42:04 PM
and I just started The Daily Show and they started talking about the exact same thing


now, FARK, iPod AND Jon Stewart?


I'm very aroused.
 
2005-04-13 01:42:31 PM
david11983

IIRC- I want to think that was one of the songs he reportedly already has on his iPod.

Somehow, I have to think that the people at Apple who designed the iPod are partying pretty hard right about now, "Dude! We actually made the controls intuitive enough that the President can use it!"
 
2005-04-13 01:42:46 PM
 
2005-04-13 01:43:07 PM
Vandals- If the Government could read my mind
Decendents- Sad state of affairs
NOFX- Franco-unamerican
The Bulemics- Cable squeezing blood from a turnip
Guttermouth- God's kingdom
Gotohells- Drink drink drink

/I could go on for hours...
 
2005-04-13 01:43:53 PM
This has been done before. Here. But props to the Guardian for the Gil Scott Heron.
 
2005-04-13 01:44:05 PM
Randy Newman's "Political Science." Sheer genius..."let's drop the big one now!"

I always liked following that one up with his song, "The Great Nations of Europe."

How about "Send the Marines" by Tom Lehrer?

For might makes right,
And 'till theyve seen the light,
Theyve got to be protected,
All their rights respected,
till somebody we like can be elected.
 
2005-04-13 01:44:10 PM
"Burning Down The House" by Talking Heads

Goes well with any footage of shiat blowing up in Iraq.
 
2005-04-13 01:44:16 PM
Ashyukun:

Somehow, I have to think that the people at Apple who designed the iPod are partying pretty hard right about now, "Dude! We actually made the controls intuitive enough that the President can use it!"

bwahahahahaha
 
2005-04-13 01:45:42 PM
Tatsuma

What's wrong with making a playlist on your 40 gig?

Also, media is plural for medium. There is no such thing has medias.
 
2005-04-13 01:46:00 PM
Dave Hoffman- I was a teenage billionare psycopath

/obscure?
 
2005-04-13 01:46:10 PM
Who the hell cares what a leftist UK newspaper thinks about our president? Those simpletons worship a friggin QUEEN! Whats funny is that in 20-25 years or so, when the muslims begin to retake Europe, guess who the Euro-weenies will be calling to come save them...AGAIN!

Hopefully, next time America will let the answering machine pick up.
 
2005-04-13 01:46:10 PM
"Let's Have a War" by Fear.

Done.
 
2005-04-13 01:46:48 PM
Diogenes: Oh, It's there. That one is too easy.

How about some more REM?
"World Leader Pretend" (title alone)
"Drive" - Bushwhacked!
"Final Straw" - Saw this performed on Nov 1st. All that inspiration crushed the next day.
"Welcome to the Occupation" - Duh.
 
2005-04-13 01:48:44 PM
MikeXpop: What's wrong with making a playlist on your 40 gig?

The fact that I run at night, in parks and in nature, and running with a 500$ piece of technology in the hands is just screaming 'MUG ME' (or, since I'm clusy, watching a pretty girl, fall and break it)

with the shuffle, I don't have that problem anymore...
 
2005-04-13 01:49:16 PM
I'd add Gun Shy by the 10,000 Maniacs as well, but despite the implication of its title, the kid in the song actually served in the military.
 
2005-04-13 01:50:07 PM
"Let's Have a War" by Fear
(As seen on the Repo Man Soundtrack)

Let's have a war
So you can go and die!
Let's have a war!
We could all use the money!
Let's have a war!
We need the space!
Let's have a war!
Clean out this place!

Let's have a war!
Jack up the Dow Jones!
Let's have a war!
It can start in New Jersey!
Let's have a war!
Blame it on the middle-class!
Let's have a war!
We're like rats in a cage!

Let's have a war!
Sell the rights to the networks!
Let's have a war!
Let our wallets get fat like last time!
Let's have a war!
Give guns to the queers!
Let's have a war!
The enemy's within!
 
2005-04-13 01:50:11 PM
tigersmack.com:

Who the hell cares what a leftist UK newspaper thinks about our president? Those simpletons worship a friggin QUEEN! Whats funny is that in 20-25 years or so, when the muslims begin to retake Europe, guess who the Euro-weenies will be calling to come save them...AGAIN!

Hopefully, next time America will let the answering machine pick up.



hmmm.. 6.4 out of 10

try harder next time, but good anyway
 
2005-04-13 01:51:04 PM
"Might Makes Right" -- Camper Van Beethoven. Of course, it's specifically about the Iraq war, so it almost doesn't count. "They want us from the villages/they want us from the towns/Who could really blame 'em/Shiat blows up when we're around."

I was actually thinking about "Monkey Man" by The Specials when I opened the list. The Toots and Maytals version was first, of course. If Rudy Giuliani runs for Prez in 2008, you can add "A Message To You, Rudy" to the list.

/Stop your foolin' around....
 
2005-04-13 01:51:10 PM
"Bring the Boys Back Home" - Pink Floyd
 
2005-04-13 01:52:08 PM
Radiohead: "2+2=5"
 
2005-04-13 01:52:27 PM
This was already done by Whitehouse.gov

funny stuff
 
2005-04-13 01:52:42 PM
Har Har, Tatsuma is clusy!
 
2005-04-13 01:53:20 PM
While we're talking about songs....

Bigmouth Strikes Again - The Smiths
 
2005-04-13 01:53:24 PM
tigersmack.com:
Who the hell cares what a leftist UK newspaper thinks about our president? Those simpletons worship a friggin QUEEN! Whats funny is that in 20-25 years or so, when the muslims begin to retake Europe, guess who the Euro-weenies will be calling to come save them...AGAIN!
Hopefully, next time America will let the answering machine pick up.


And they get upset when we call them stupid.
 
2005-04-13 01:54:13 PM
Incubus- Megalomaniac.

yeah, where's voting ?!
 
2005-04-13 01:55:18 PM
"Kinky Sex Makes the World Go 'Round" by the Dead Kennedys.

Oh, and it's Last Poets, not Gil Scott Heron. Shows what me and the Guardian know.
 
2005-04-13 01:55:29 PM
maffick: Har Har, Tatsuma is clusy!

yes.. but.. uh...

girls thnk it's cute?
 
2005-04-13 01:55:53 PM
OK, Cosmic_Music, I got it:
Joyce Grenfell:
George!......

Don't do that.......
 
2005-04-13 01:55:54 PM
franksfriend: stop trying to deceive people. the URL clearly states it is the parody website, whitehouse.ORG.
 
2005-04-13 01:55:58 PM
America, Fcuk Yeah! from the Team America: World Police soundtrack ?
 
2005-04-13 02:00:01 PM
Praying Hands - Devo
 
2005-04-13 02:03:46 PM
Hall and Oates - Private eyes
Alan Parsons Project - Eye in the sky
Police - Every breath you take
 
2005-04-13 02:04:24 PM
Kill the Poor - The Dead Kennedy's
Fortunate Son - Jon Foggerty
War Pigs - Ozzy Osborne

www.bushflash.com/warpig.html
 
2005-04-13 02:05:42 PM
Tatsuma: hmmm.. 6.4 out of 10

Hey, give the guy a break. He's only been around for just over a week. It takes a lot of time and practice to become a truly effective troll.

/btw, Michael Moore is still really, really fat.
 
2005-04-13 02:08:31 PM
swahnhennessy

damn you beat me to it
 
2005-04-13 02:08:38 PM
Plastic Jesus - Ernie Marrs
 
2005-04-13 02:09:27 PM
tigersmack.com:
Who the hell cares what a leftist UK newspaper thinks about our president?

You? You seem to have a stick up your arse about this particular article.

Whats funny is that in 20-25 years or so, when the muslims begin to retake Europe

Thats the 2nd time I've read something along these lines today on Fark. Does someone know something that I don't?
 
2005-04-13 02:09:48 PM
W - Raw Produce
Louis Logic - The Whole Truth
 
2005-04-13 02:10:43 PM
Thought of a few more after looking through my iTunes library:

Billy Joel: "I Go to Extremes"
Depeche Mode: "Personal Jesus"
moe.: "Captain America"
Pearl Jam: "Dissident"
Supergrass: "What Went Wrong (In Your Head)"
 
2005-04-13 02:11:14 PM
Alert Status Red
Put out your lights
In love with a bad idea

all by Matthew Good.
 
2005-04-13 02:14:52 PM
Audio book: My Pet Goat
 
2005-04-13 02:15:02 PM
Bodies- Drowning Pool
American Idiot- Green Day
Money- Pink Floyd
Another One Bites the Dust- Queen
Crazy Train- Ozzy Osborne
No W- Ministry (maybe if he listens to this a few dozen times...)
Do the Evolution- Pearl Jam (to freak out the fundies)
The Imperial March- Star Wars
Ride of the Valkyries- Wagner
Mars, the Bringer of War- Holst
Rodeo- Copland (for Bush's faux-cowboy image)
1812 Overture- Tchkovsky (I know I spelled his name wrong)
 
2005-04-13 02:18:31 PM
GnR - Appetite for Destruction
 
2005-04-13 02:18:33 PM
twootwoot:

who is trying to deceive? I know it is a parody site, that is why I posted it.

Oh wait, apparently you didn't RTFA.
 
2005-04-13 02:20:44 PM
Does the RIAA know that the president is a music pirate? They insist that MP3 players have no legitimate use, and are only for "stolen" music.
 
2005-04-13 02:23:23 PM
franksfriend:

You clearly stated whitehouse.GOV.

I did RTFA, thank you very much.
 
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