Cosmoverse is responsible for my latent cold symptoms.

I don't even want to know ANYTHING about licking fuzzy nuts if ya know what I mean...

Didn't we evolve from a great water ape??

Now just throw your hands in the motherfarckin air
And wave the motherfarckers like ya just don't care
Yeah roll up the dank, and pour the drank
And watch your step (why?) cuz Doggy's on the gank
My bank roll's on swoll
My shiat's on hit, legit, now I'm on parole, stroll
with the Dogg Pound right behind me
and up in yo biatch, is where ya might find me
Layin that, playin that G Thang
She want the farker with the biggest nuts, and guess what?
He is I, and I am him, slim with the tilted brim
What's my motherfarkin name?

Dogs are also Responsible for the CRAP in my front yard!

If it's on Cosmiverse, it must be true

Oh great! Now they're telling us we really ARE sonsabiatches.

in much the same way as a dog marks his territory with his urine...

So if we evolved due to their help, why can't we lick ourselves? Or maybe the dogs are just wishing they could make a fist....

"Take for example modern man's strong sense of territorialism. Other primates do not share it"
Tell that to a rampaging pack of bonobos.

"Those cave drawings of hands could well have been ancient man's way of marking his territory, in much the same way as a dog marks his territory with his urine. This may have morphed into the rock art, stenciling and figurative art that is found on cave walls today."

So dogs are also responsible for our art culture...hmmm

(Peeing on wall) Look at me! I'm making art!
(anybody wanna buy a puddle?)

Everybody knows that a magical wizard created the universe for humans so he could punish them for not loving him enough.

That is that. Now stop thinking for yourself and just nod.

...and man repaid the debt with fire hydrants and beggin' strips. IT'S BACON!!!

Rut Row.

i thought that we came from a superior alien race...what the hell is cosmiverse thinking?

who cares

her head bangs down on desk in a 3rd day of farking boredom
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I once knew a dyslexic agnostic who didn't believe in dog...

So, in a sense, koreans are cannibles?

dbho:
You said that people don't read, yet you admit that you did not read the entire article.....WTFO
think before you type.....

But who's responsible for the dogs evolution?

Yeah, it was the damn dogs that made the dolphins return to the sea also, not us humans. We always get blamed for that.

Could someone tell me what that small jet in "the image of the day" is? Looks pretty FARKING cool.

this will explain everything.

Why do dogs lick themselves???

Jack Chick would not approve.

http://www.tungdog.com

So who has seen "A boy and his dog?"

I never heard of cosmiverse till it started appearing on farq. Currently I'm on web stirke against the site. I'm also considering sueing them for tmillions of dollars for being insensitive to the dogs point of view.

Where's Bevets?

Fugginaright-Why do dogs lick themselves???

Because they Can!

"Why do dogs lick themselves???" That's really obvious. Because they can. Hell, if I could do that I might never leave home.

"I don't know Daaaveeey"

What a buncha utter tripe.

This guys got more wild, unsupported theories than a Christian Scientist...

you bet your ass dogs save lifes, even today, why do you think those alpine rescue st. bernards carry a keg of whiskey around the necks? it's not to start happy hour that's for sure.

assdogs ?

Diogenes - I think they were a group in the '80's.

Mattix- Probably the best thing Don Johnson ever did. No, strike that. The only good thing Don Johnson ever did. Haven't seen it in years and years. May have to find it again...

Oops, more crap. This isn't in the bible and is therefore false. (the bible says so. Not sure where, somewhere near the back I think)

jesus christ= scooby doo

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Mar/20023277916295472356451.jpg

Is that why I sometimes get an uncontrollable urge to eat garbage and take a shiat on my neighbor's lawn?