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(Cosmiverse)   Dogs are responsible for human evolution   (cosmiverse.com) divider line 163
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2002-03-27 01:05:11 PM
Cosmoverse is responsible for my latent cold symptoms.
 
2002-03-27 01:05:56 PM
I don't even want to know ANYTHING about licking fuzzy nuts if ya know what I mean...
 
2002-03-27 01:05:59 PM
Evo-what?
 
2002-03-27 01:06:03 PM
Didn't we evolve from a great water ape??
 
2002-03-27 01:06:56 PM
Now just throw your hands in the motherfarckin air
And wave the motherfarckers like ya just don't care
Yeah roll up the dank, and pour the drank
And watch your step (why?) cuz Doggy's on the gank
My bank roll's on swoll
My shiat's on hit, legit, now I'm on parole, stroll
with the Dogg Pound right behind me
and up in yo biatch, is where ya might find me
Layin that, playin that G Thang
She want the farker with the biggest nuts, and guess what?
He is I, and I am him, slim with the tilted brim
What's my motherfarkin name?
 
2002-03-27 01:07:34 PM
Dogs are also Responsible for the CRAP in my front yard!
 
2002-03-27 01:07:35 PM
If it's on Cosmiverse, it must be true
 
2002-03-27 01:08:29 PM
Oh great! Now they're telling us we really ARE sonsabiatches.
 
2002-03-27 01:09:39 PM
in much the same way as a dog marks his territory with his urine...

So if we evolved due to their help, why can't we lick ourselves? Or maybe the dogs are just wishing they could make a fist....
 
2002-03-27 01:09:41 PM
Homo Sapiens doing it doggy style
 
2002-03-27 01:10:27 PM
"Take for example modern man's strong sense of territorialism. Other primates do not share it"
Tell that to a rampaging pack of bonobos.
 
2002-03-27 01:10:55 PM
"Those cave drawings of hands could well have been ancient man's way of marking his territory, in much the same way as a dog marks his territory with his urine. This may have morphed into the rock art, stenciling and figurative art that is found on cave walls today."

So dogs are also responsible for our art culture...hmmm

(Peeing on wall) Look at me! I'm making art!
(anybody wanna buy a puddle?)
 
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2002-03-27 01:11:19 PM
Everybody knows that a magical wizard created the universe for humans so he could punish them for not loving him enough.

That is that. Now stop thinking for yourself and just nod.
 
2002-03-27 01:11:37 PM
...and man repaid the debt with fire hydrants and beggin' strips. IT'S BACON!!!
 
2002-03-27 01:11:43 PM
 
2002-03-27 01:12:24 PM
Rut Row.
 
2002-03-27 01:12:28 PM
You people dont read. WTF "Dogs are responsible for human evolution"

Thats not what it said. It said "his canine companion may have been far more symbiotic than previously thought"

Though, I didnt read the entire article, it was stupid and obvious that far.
 
2002-03-27 01:12:56 PM
i thought that we came from a superior alien race...what the hell is cosmiverse thinking?
 
2002-03-27 01:13:03 PM
who cares

her head bangs down on desk in a 3rd day of farking boredom
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2002-03-27 01:13:12 PM
I once knew a dyslexic agnostic who didn't believe in dog...
 
2002-03-27 01:14:32 PM
So, in a sense, koreans are cannibles?
 
2002-03-27 01:15:07 PM
dbho:
You said that people don't read, yet you admit that you did not read the entire article.....WTFO
think before you type.....
 
2002-03-27 01:15:45 PM
But who's responsible for the dogs evolution?
 
2002-03-27 01:16:35 PM
Dogs are more highly evolved than humans. They can lick their own balls.

Bump: What's a 'cannible'? A person that just takes tiny bites out of other people?
 
2002-03-27 01:16:59 PM
the people posting the articles and the captions to grab our attention. Not the people posting here, like you and I lol No, I started to read it but once it got to "his canine companion may have been far more symbiotic than previously thought" I kinda started thinking and saw where this was going and said I had better things to do.
 
2002-03-27 01:17:20 PM
Yeah, it was the damn dogs that made the dolphins return to the sea also, not us humans. We always get blamed for that.

Could someone tell me what that small jet in "the image of the day" is? Looks pretty FARKING cool.
 
2002-03-27 01:17:35 PM
this will explain everything.

 
2002-03-27 01:18:19 PM
Why do dogs lick themselves???
 
2002-03-27 01:18:27 PM
Jack Chick would not approve.
 
2002-03-27 01:19:31 PM
http://www.tungdog.com
 
2002-03-27 01:20:17 PM
So who has seen "A boy and his dog?"
 
2002-03-27 01:21:16 PM
I never heard of cosmiverse till it started appearing on farq. Currently I'm on web stirke against the site. I'm also considering sueing them for tmillions of dollars for being insensitive to the dogs point of view.
 
2002-03-27 01:21:43 PM
Where's Bevets?
 
2002-03-27 01:22:04 PM
Fugginaright-Why do dogs lick themselves???

Because they Can!
 
2002-03-27 01:22:21 PM
 
2002-03-27 01:22:49 PM
"Why do dogs lick themselves???" That's really obvious. Because they can. Hell, if I could do that I might never leave home.
 
2002-03-27 01:24:06 PM
"I don't know Daaaveeey"
 
2002-03-27 01:26:41 PM
What a buncha utter tripe.

This guys got more wild, unsupported theories than a Christian Scientist...
 
2002-03-27 01:27:02 PM
you bet your ass dogs save lifes, even today, why do you think those alpine rescue st. bernards carry a keg of whiskey around the necks? it's not to start happy hour that's for sure.
 
2002-03-27 01:27:20 PM
And now we have this stupid thing
 
2002-03-27 01:27:44 PM
No wonder I have this inexplicable desire to piss around the perimeter of my house once a week.
 
2002-03-27 01:28:06 PM
assdogs ?
 
2002-03-27 01:28:47 PM
Diogenes - I think they were a group in the '80's.
 
2002-03-27 01:29:34 PM
Mattix- Probably the best thing Don Johnson ever did. No, strike that. The only good thing Don Johnson ever did. Haven't seen it in years and years. May have to find it again...
 
2002-03-27 01:29:41 PM
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO MORE COSMOVERSE LINKS!!!!
 
2002-03-27 01:30:24 PM
Oops, more crap. This isn't in the bible and is therefore false. (the bible says so. Not sure where, somewhere near the back I think)
 
2002-03-27 01:32:16 PM
Usual cvntiverse trick of digging up old developments and passing them off as new
 
2002-03-27 01:32:18 PM
jesus christ= scooby doo
 
2002-03-27 01:33:03 PM
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Mar/20023277916295472356451.jpg
 
2002-03-27 01:34:31 PM
Is that why I sometimes get an uncontrollable urge to eat garbage and take a shiat on my neighbor's lawn?
 
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