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2002-03-27 02:47:43 AM
man I dig math jokes.

GIMME MORE NOW!
 
2002-03-27 02:51:01 AM
Thanks, Evil, I always knew you were over my shoulder...
 
2002-03-27 03:25:31 AM
Episode III: Seymore Butts' Jedi Adventures
 
2002-03-27 04:23:18 AM
How about: Star Wars Episode III: Attack Of The Farker Crybabies
 
2002-03-27 04:38:56 AM
THESE were funnier a YEAR AGO!

Here now are the Top Ten Potential Titles For Star Wars EPISODE III -

10. Star Wars Episode III - Return Of The Money Machine
09. Star Wars Episode III - Running On Empty
08. Star Wars Episode III - The Execution Of Jar Jar
07. Star Wars Episode III - Attack Of The Kenner Toys
06. Star Wars Episode III - Never Say, Never Again
05. Star Wars Episode III - I'm So Out Of Ideas
04. Star Wars Episode III - Beneath The Planet Of The Ewoks
03. Star Wars Episode III - The Wrath Of Gomp
02. Star Wars Episode III - My Last Shot At An Oscar
And the Number One Potential New Title for Star Wars EPISODE III ...
01. Star Wars Episode III - Hey That Kid's Darth Vader
 
Sho
2002-03-27 07:54:30 AM
Oh, Shiat... My sides just split.
Where'd I put that mop???

(Trust me it's English sarcasum)
 
2002-03-27 08:15:16 AM
Yoda says:



"How about The Bone Wars?
 
2002-03-27 08:35:01 AM
"Rock Me Amidala" was kinda funny... maybe... anyone???
 
2002-03-27 08:50:35 AM
How Jar-Jar Got His Groove Back
 
2002-03-27 08:51:20 AM
Big Bad Jedi Bukake-fest 3
 
2002-03-27 09:42:11 AM
11. Star Wars Episode III - I paid $9 for this?
10. Star Wars Episode III - The First Movie Made AFTER We Designed the Video Games! (that would explain the plot)
9. Star Wars Episode III - The Lesbian Years
8. Star Wars Episode III - Let's Roll!
7. Star Wars Episode III - 9/11
6. Star Wars Episode III - Dude, Where's My Pod Racer?
5. Star Wars Episode III - Find Out How Darth Vader Got That Way!!
4. Star Wars Episode III - Suckier Than The Rest
3. Star Wars Episode III - I'll Never Go Broke Under-Estimating YOUR Intelligence
2. Star Wars Episode III - Awakening Desires (Anakin Discovers the Porn-Mag Stash Under His Step-Father's Mattress)
1. Star Wars Episode III - CHA-CHING!, Merchandising Ho!!
 
2002-03-27 09:51:50 AM
"SW Episode III: The Birth of the Voice for CNN"

Wouldn't Fox and Friends just hate that? Maybe we should ask for O Riley vs Zahn in a light sabre duel or something.

Oh, wait, you wanted this to be funny, sorry...
 
2002-03-27 10:09:31 AM
Star Whores Episode IV: The Phantom Anus

...Starring Jenna Jameson.
 
2002-03-27 10:40:37 AM
Oh my god you two are freakin insane. Stop whining about getting your articles posted. Who gives half a crap? Its not a friggin contest, you don't get special boobies links if you get the most articles posted (unless your Fb-). Calm the friggin potato down you monkeys, its just a stupid list of links on a website....
 
2002-03-27 11:38:22 AM
Star Wars III - Lando Calrissian, the Ladies' Man
 
2002-03-27 11:47:25 AM
Fark me, Amidala.
*looks around* Did I just say that out loud?
*runs away*
 
2002-03-27 12:03:35 PM
The real reason Annakin went to the Fark side... Drew wouldn't post his links!
 
2002-03-27 12:09:17 PM
Episode III: Lando & Han's Preschool Shenanigans
 
2002-03-27 12:15:15 PM
Excuse me for being a geek, but isn't this one really Episode II? Phantom Menace was I, and the original Star Wars was Episode III, wasn't it?
 
2002-03-27 12:43:45 PM
If you were a geek, you would have gotten it right, numbnuts.
 
2002-03-27 12:45:37 PM
Episode III: Ultimate Boredom
 
2002-03-27 12:52:19 PM
"03-27-02 12:45:37 PM LUPA
Episode III: Ultimate Boredom"

yours is better than anything on that list
 
2002-03-27 12:58:10 PM
Episode III: The Other One I'm Not Seeing

i think "people whining about not getting linked" should have their own special place. since prison is a little too nice, we should force them to pay for their vanity press with totalfark. that way you see ALL the links, dipstick.
 
2002-03-27 02:54:33 PM
Call me crazy.. but attack of the clones is a funnier name than all of those
 
2002-03-27 03:23:43 PM
Episode III: Just when you thought that all the pain and suffering had stopped from the prior two, just after you could not handle any more... IT DID! (but then it will start right back up again...)
 
2002-03-27 04:03:05 PM
OK as a geekboy I have to point out EPISODE 2 IS THE ONE COMING UP !!! Episode 3 will follow after. AND for all those complaining about not getting links posted, do this : get your own server, domain name, ect. and POST THEM !!! Otherwise be like the rest of the other Farkers and join in the party, or be like Harmonia and say something like the movie has a horrible name do to a political conspiracy or somethin'.
 
2002-03-27 04:28:47 PM
Episode III: Queen Amidaala-Coming of Age (sex scene outtakes on enhanced 3-D DVD) This is the only possible way it could make more money. :\
 
2002-03-27 05:30:55 PM
Star Wars Episode III: I assure you our sequels are perfectly legal
 
2002-03-27 05:58:09 PM
star wars episode 2: the toning down of jar jar
star wars episode 2: the 1st was just for practice, honest!
star wars episode 2: electric boogaloo
 
2002-03-27 06:01:01 PM
and with months of consideration they have finally came up with a title.

Star Wars Episode III : Fb- is the father
 
2002-03-28 01:22:30 PM
Not nearly as funny as this version.

http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5082701.shtml

The Top 16 Rejected Titles for "Star Wars: Episode II"


16> Episode II: Dignity, Schmignity

15> O Profits, Where Art Thou?

14> Star Wars, Episode II: The Empire Phones It In

13> Sithtar

12> Jedi Jedi Bang Bang

11> Anakin Skywalker in Clone Alone 2!

10> There's Something About Anakin

9> Episode II: In Which Shaft Opens a Can of WhoopAss

8> Star Wars: Anakin Pie II

7> Star Wars, Episode II: And Bring a Girlfriend This Time,
Ya Pasty Little Geek!

6> Episode 2, Star Trek 0

5> Star Wars, Episode II: Steaming Crap on a Stick

4> Episode II: Boy, Do We Miss Carrie in That Brass Bikini

3> Star Wars II: A Clone Again, Naturally

2> Episode II: Pretty Much Just a Two-Hour Long Trailer
for Episode III


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Rejected
Title for "Star Wars: Episode II"...


1> Star Wars, Episode II: Jar Jar's Slow, Painful Death at
the Hands of a Totally Naked Queen Amidala (Well, Okay,
Not Really -- But Come See It Anyway, Dweebs)


[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
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