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(WFTV)   Deputy under investigation for arriving at crime scene three sheets to the wind   (wftv.com ) divider line
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2005-04-09 01:26:41 AM  
Timothy Leary? Oh...wrong sheets.
 
2005-04-09 01:31:58 AM  
"Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city!"

/ah, Wiggum...
 
2005-04-09 01:37:15 AM  
Thought it was six sheets. Guess it depends on the size of your boat and NOT the motion of the ocean. Which means, cops have small dicks.
 
2005-04-09 01:37:37 AM  
Wait....does that mean he wets the bed?

/Got nothin'
 
2005-04-09 01:37:48 AM  
Man, what's the world coming to?! First they tell us you can't beat a confession out of suspects, then they tell us you can't kill someone to take them into custody, and now they tell us you can't show up drunk. What's next, we can't take bribes in return for protection?!

asile seat, please
 
2005-04-09 01:41:57 AM  
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"Tree sheets ta da wind, tree sheets ta da wind"
 
2005-04-09 01:43:19 AM  
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2005-04-09 02:08:52 AM  
"The broken capillaries in your nose belie your wisdom..."
 
2005-04-09 02:14:15 AM  
The letter states three possible violations: engaging in activities that could discredit the sheriff's department; use of alcohol while on duty; and reporting for duty while intoxicated.
According to witnesses who don't want to be identified, Helmer staggered and was visibly drunk when he got out of his car. Witnesses also say Helmer was so intoxicated, he had to be driven home by another deputy.


Uh, what about Driving Under the Influence? Maybe they just forgot about that one.
 
2005-04-09 02:30:02 AM  
is this making fun of the flogging molly song? wtf does three sheets to the wind even mean?
 
2005-04-09 02:41:25 AM  
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2005-04-09 02:42:18 AM  
I could not resist looking up the meaning and it is an old sailors expression a sheet is actually a rope, particularly one attached to the bottom corner of a sail (it actually comes from an Old English term for the corner of a sail). The sheets were vital, since they trimmed the sail to the wind. If they ran loose, the sail would flutter about in the wind and the ship would wallow off its course out of control.
 
2005-04-09 02:43:14 AM  
DUDEMANBRO: You beat me to it. I was thinking of the same thing. DUI? Well, I guess that could also mean "Dumbass Under the Influence".
B
 
2005-04-09 02:55:52 AM  
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2005-04-09 03:06:13 AM  
the sheriff's out here in lake country fl, are some of the nicest,.. well, people, i have ever come in contact with.
not to say every one of them is a saint, but in all im very happy with them.
my crazy dad gets lost/stuck on lakes all over here late at night. they always find his boat and tow him home,im getting to know them by name..................
 
2005-04-09 04:07:51 AM  
Do you want another sheet, senor?

No thanks. I've just had one
 
2005-04-09 11:39:26 AM  
so, why was driven home?
why wasnt he arrested?

oh wait
cops dont have to follow the laws
laws are for the rest of us peons

time to start putting the cops in jail!
 
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