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(AZCentral)   Man gets penis enlargment so he can get it on once a month instead of the 30-50 times before the surgery   (azcentral.com) divider line 202
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2005-04-08 09:48:11 AM
What an idiot! From what I've heard, you only get 1/2-2 inches out of it anyway. What is that going to do for you unless you are under 4 inches?
 
2005-04-08 10:29:26 AM
The moral of the story is, never get cosmetic surgery advice from an e-mail that promises "Pen1s Enragement."
 
2005-04-08 10:34:46 AM
I'm not surprised. I think I'd think long and hard about having shiny, sharp instruments slicing up my johnson.
 
2005-04-08 10:35:32 AM
The moral is, if you want it to look bigger use a magnifying glass.
 
2005-04-08 10:36:13 AM
I think I'd think long and hard about having shiny, sharp instruments slicing up my johnson.

I'm not sure I COULD get hard thinking about that, but some people are just kinkier than me.
 
2005-04-08 10:36:15 AM
He is claiming unspecified damages for mental anguish that he argues forced him to drop out of school and hurt his musical ability.

Perhaps his problems stems from the dumbass idea of using this penis to play music?
 
2005-04-08 10:36:15 AM
bigger isn't always better.
 
2005-04-08 10:36:19 AM
omg only 1/2-2inches for $6600!!!

should have gotten a penis transplant from a donkey or something. at least make it worth it.
 
2005-04-08 10:36:19 AM
30-50 times a month!? That guy needs to get a hobby...well another one anyways.
 
2005-04-08 10:36:39 AM
There's got to be an pwn3d! in this article somewhere. I'm just having a hard time finding it.
 
2005-04-08 10:37:11 AM
I love how the article included a reaction shot from his girlfriend:

 
2005-04-08 10:37:47 AM
That once-a-month had better make up for it.

/average
//happy
///I mean, wayyyy above average
 
2005-04-08 10:38:00 AM
Snarfangle

Penis Enragement?

I didn't know our Mr. Happies could be enraged?
 
2005-04-08 10:38:24 AM
Vanity. This is where it takes you.
 
2005-04-08 10:38:33 AM
A big penis isn't everything it is cracked up to be folks.
Sure, 90% of the time its joyous fun for everyone, but some times...late at night when your focused real hard and your having marathon sex....thats it. You are done for the week while your counterpart painfully heals.
And the tears, yikes. Nothing like doing someone you care about until they weep....
Be careful what you wish for...
 
2005-04-08 10:39:48 AM
Where's smiling Bob when you need him?
 
2005-04-08 10:40:07 AM
Looks like we got another convert on the stem cell research debate.
 
2005-04-08 10:40:08 AM
I'm not surprised. I think I'd think long and hard about having shiny, sharp instruments slicing up my johnson.

How about rusty, dull instruments? I have a special on vintage spoons...
 
2005-04-08 10:40:31 AM
It's not the size of the ship, it's the absence of scarring and pain.
 
2005-04-08 10:41:23 AM
A $1.99 sock from Walmart would have been way cheaper.
 
2005-04-08 10:41:31 AM
I call shenanigans!

If you're having sex 30 to 50 times per month, what more confidence do you need?
 
2005-04-08 10:41:39 AM
Your dog wants a bigger dick.
 
2005-04-08 10:42:10 AM
""(My girlfriend said) that I didn't need to have it done, there was nothing wrong with me. I thought it would improve my confidence...."

Apparently, there was something wrong with him that he would pay for $6000 of painful, unneccessary surgery that had risks. Even if it was for free the fact that his girlfriend was satisfied should be his main factor. OK, he may break up with girlfriend in future but deal with that bridge when you get there.
 
2005-04-08 10:42:27 AM
Pseudonym
I think I'd think long and hard about having shiny, sharp instruments slicing up my johnson.

Heh. Interesting choice of words for this particular article.
 
2005-04-08 10:42:42 AM
...and somewhere Scott Baio is plowing a woman he doesnt love...
 
2005-04-08 10:43:12 AM
Na Nago

I don't think 30 to 50 times a month with Rosey Palm and her five sisters counts. =)
 
2005-04-08 10:43:13 AM
What sort of person has this procedure done? Discuss...
 
2005-04-08 10:43:13 AM
Eric Neuberger, 31, contends his pre-operation libido let him "engage in intercourse approximately 30 to 50 times a month."

"I thought it would improve my confidence."


Wait. So he was getting laid up to 50 times a month and he still had confidence problems? I'm thinking that $6600 would have been better spent on a therapist.
 
2005-04-08 10:43:34 AM
Is it that he became what he wanted?
 
2005-04-08 10:43:58 AM
The first thing I thought of when I RTFA was the "South Park" episode on "Chinpokomon."

/so small!
 
2005-04-08 10:44:57 AM
Once a month would be an improvement for me.
 
2005-04-08 10:46:07 AM
I've got to ask you about the penis mighter, Trebek.
 
2005-04-08 10:46:11 AM
"He is claiming unspecified damages for mental anguish that he argues forced him to drop out of school and hurt his musical ability." WTF? Musical ability? Cant play with the skin flute anymore? *SOB*
 
2005-04-08 10:46:42 AM
Everyone keeps saying how stupid this guy was for doing this, yet women do their tits all the time and it is great.
 
2005-04-08 10:46:59 AM
Man gets penis enlargment so he can get it on once a month instead of the 30-50 times before the surgery

I prefer the word "embiggened," myself.
 
2005-04-08 10:47:01 AM
mystic_fool And besides, when you have a big dong, you never get anal. Porn lies.
 
2005-04-08 10:47:41 AM
The patient...

 
2005-04-08 10:48:06 AM
30 to 50 times a month vs 1 time? Sound like he'll need a new girlfriend soon, as well.
 
2005-04-08 10:48:18 AM
Hell, if he's doing 30 to 50 times a month, the money would have been better spent on hookers to give his girlfriend a break.
 
2005-04-08 10:48:19 AM
"girlfriend" - riiight. Sounds more like got tired of catching all the time. No straight guy getting it 50 times a month would stop and go thru a horrific surgery and long painful recovery.
 
2005-04-08 10:48:33 AM
Is it ironic that he became what he wanted?

He wanted to become more confident and became impotent instead, so technically he didn't get what he wanted. But I'd say if this has hurt his confidence, then yes it is ironic.
 
2005-04-08 10:48:55 AM
Hagbardr

Unless they like to cry or into S&M
 
2005-04-08 10:49:16 AM
StarshipPooper
Snarfangle
Penis Enragement?
I didn't know our Mr. Happies could be enraged?


Normally they are quite joyful, but according to a spam that snuck through my filter a couple of months ago, there are pills out there -- not just "V1agara" and "Cia1i5" -- that can enrage the tiniest pen1s.
 
2005-04-08 10:50:11 AM
"(My girlfriend said) that I didn't need to have it done, there was nothing wrong with me. I thought it would improve my confidence.

riiiiight.....

Did he get married after the surgery? That could be the REAL reason for him to only have sex once a month now.
 
2005-04-08 10:50:22 AM
30 - 50 times a week ??? Where is his girlfriend located, I'm lucky to get it once a quarter.
 
2005-04-08 10:51:26 AM
There's not much else to do in Middletown, NY...
 
2005-04-08 10:51:55 AM
2005-04-08 10:46:42 AM FarkinHostile
Everyone keeps saying how stupid this guy was for doing this, yet women do their tits all the time and it is great.

I don't understand the relevance of your comment. A woman can have sex with or without tits. Even if she had horrible scarring from a botched boob survery she could still get laid.
 
2005-04-08 10:52:26 AM

PWNED!
 
2005-04-08 10:52:28 AM
Eric Neuberger, 31, contends his pre-operation libido let him "engage in intercourse approximately 30 to 50 times a month."

Well, I certainly understand why he wanted that to change!
 
2005-04-08 10:52:36 AM
2005-04-08 10:41:23 AM Tin Foil Milliner

A $1.99 sock from Walmart would have been way cheaper.

I find cucumbers are cheaper, plus, if your out and get hungry...
 
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