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(M90) Boobies The queen of the MILFs, Monica Bellucci (some may be NSFW)   (m90.org) divider line 195
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2005-04-05 10:38:13 AM
*insert witty line about wanting to have sex with her here*
 
2005-04-05 10:42:06 AM
*insert euphemism*
*take euphemism out*
*wipe off euphemism*
*spoon*
 
2005-04-05 10:44:00 AM
It's not my witty line that I'd like to insert.

/sorry.
//Nor is it Smookyfufu's
 
tea
2005-04-05 10:45:26 AM
She is a remarkably beautiful woman.
 
2005-04-05 10:48:49 AM
Those Cleopatra pictures make me have a pyramid in my pants.
 
2005-04-05 10:53:44 AM
She's a mother? When did that happen?
 
2005-04-05 10:53:51 AM
Can someone post some SFW goodness? Don't want to clicky while at worky.

Thanky.
 
2005-04-05 11:01:46 AM
This is SFW - See? She's eating a yummy Italian dinner ...



... that's wholesome. Nothing can be MORE wholesome than a good plate of pasta and a glass of red.
 
2005-04-05 11:16:06 AM
Queen of the MILFs? Monica Bellucci is the Queen. Period. I don't care how old she is (I think 42 now), she is still the most beautiful woman on the planet. Her French bastard husband is one lucky SOB...
 
2005-04-05 11:17:01 AM
I bent my wookie!
 
2005-04-05 11:27:51 AM
TheEveningsMood
Her French bastard husband is one lucky SOB...

Yeah, but like you'd actually tell the merovengian that to his face.
 
2005-04-05 11:28:05 AM
No. Just no.
 
2005-04-05 11:28:10 AM
Listen to me very carefully....

Hottest. Woman. Ever.

As a vampire....

Hottest. Woman. Ever +1.
 
2005-04-05 11:28:29 AM
I'd throw her a bone (penis).
 
2005-04-05 11:28:54 AM
Queen of the MILFs? Monica Bellucci is the Queen. Period. I don't care how old she is (I think 42 now), she is still the most beautiful woman on the planet. Her French bastard husband is one lucky SOB...

I couldn't agree with you more, he's a lucky bastard.

I'd hit it until I die. And then I'd still hit it.
 
2005-04-05 11:29:26 AM
I like how she's not a twig for once. Fark needs more links to women of mass on its pages.
 
2005-04-05 11:30:27 AM
"Her French bastard husband ..."



That bastard?!?!

- oh, no. It's Vincent Cassel. Ah well, she could do worse ...
 
2005-04-05 11:30:32 AM
*** Insert witty "me too" I would so hit that comment here ***
 
2005-04-05 11:31:00 AM
Jesus would hit it...




/going to hell....window seat please
//There's a valid reference here...
 
2005-04-05 11:31:52 AM
MDGeist

I believe they prefer the term "women of substance"...
 
2005-04-05 11:32:56 AM
As with most women behind boobies links, I would hit... but I may have to hit in doggy position.
 
2005-04-05 11:34:13 AM
the_gospel_of_thomas: This is SFW - See? She's eating a yummy Italian dinner ...

Belucci IS a yummy italian dinner. My tastes run the the scrawny, but that is a prime piece of Voluptuous goodness.
 
2005-04-05 11:36:07 AM
She was smokin in Matrix Reloaded *drool*. Too bad she only got 5 minutes of screen time in Revolutions, bastards.

/Nice find submitter
 
2005-04-05 11:36:34 AM
she gives the pope a stiffy. oh wait...
 
2005-04-05 11:38:56 AM
Though she is really, really ridiculously good looking, and given the opportunity, I would hit it without hesitation and with great vigor, she is notthe queen of MILFs. That honor goes to Brooke Burke. I'm willing to grant Monica Bellucci the title of Duchess.
 
2005-04-05 11:39:53 AM
Curvy women have it going on. It never ceases to amaze me how rarely the women on the cover of SHAPE magazine ever *have* a shape.

For me, it comes down to 1970's Playboy vs. 2000 Maxim:
Luscious: Marilyn Monroe
Lame: Tara Reid

Besides, you know Monica would insist on doing all the cooking...
 
2005-04-05 11:39:57 AM
 
2005-04-05 11:40:57 AM
That honor goes to Brooke Burke

give me a break. she's all silicone and skinny. monica's a real woman.
 
2005-04-05 11:41:37 AM
Teenwolf - actually, she doesn't even technically qualify as a MILF as she isn't a mom. Even so, she's still the most beautiful woman in the world...
 
2005-04-05 11:42:19 AM
Damn, I can't get up from my desk now

/you know, cause of the wood
 
2005-04-05 11:42:34 AM
Clavis

Marilyn Monroe wasn't the 70s. But in any case, she still is the hotness.
 
2005-04-05 11:42:39 AM
the_gospel_of_thomas

This is SFW - See? She's eating a yummy Italian dinner ...

Please change my Login to Spaghetti Marinara.
 
2005-04-05 11:43:36 AM
Queen -
 
2005-04-05 11:45:14 AM
There simply is no more beautiful woman on the planet.
 
2005-04-05 11:46:12 AM
I didn't know M. Monroe had kids.
 
2005-04-05 11:46:48 AM
Isn't MILFs - Mother I'd Like to F**ks? That doesn't make sense.
 
2005-04-05 11:48:22 AM
I didn't know M. Monroe had kids.

She didn't, but around here, it seems that any woman over the age of 22 gets labeled a "MILF."
 
2005-04-05 11:48:44 AM
nah - the thread was ninja'd to "most beautiful woman ever" and when Brooke Burke got brought up....well...
 
2005-04-05 11:49:07 AM


And futhermore, I wet myself...

/no, not in THAT way...
//yes, the OTHER way...
 
2005-04-05 11:49:22 AM

I'd hit it with my Rasengan.
 
2005-04-05 11:50:51 AM
HAWT!!!

I just hope all these Boobie links are around when I get home tonight...sometimes, they disappear into boobie purgatory.
 
2005-04-05 11:51:13 AM
Justjake, the s does not make sense. But what is wrong with the rest?

Put a hurtin on that ass, I tell you what.

/milf hunter
 
2005-04-05 11:52:11 AM
More round vs. flat comparisons:

Curvy:





Scrawny:



Ah, you get the idea...
 
2005-04-05 11:52:37 AM
 
2005-04-05 11:53:05 AM
 
2005-04-05 11:53:36 AM
Simply gorgeous!!
 
2005-04-05 11:54:43 AM
BZ to everyone with the "I'd hit it" pictures. Best ones I've seen in a long time.
 
zez
2005-04-05 11:58:07 AM
mmmmm.... Monica Boobalicious
 
2005-04-05 12:00:33 PM
I'd buy her a glass dragon.

/If you can't beat them, might as well join them
 
2005-04-05 12:01:04 PM
If you're going to use the Boobies tag, at least show some. This is worse than a underwear catalog.
 
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