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(Boston Globe)   Man gets back dog given away by estranged wife. Suddenly someone needs to rewrite most country songs   ( divider line
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2005-04-03 11:59:51 AM  
country music . . . gimme bak my dogg
2005-04-03 12:02:01 PM  
Nice headline.
2005-04-03 12:04:05 PM  
2005-04-03 12:04:35 PM  
2005-04-03 12:10:37 PM  
Couldn't you just play the country songs backwards?

Oh, wait, no, then he'd get his truck back too.
2005-04-03 12:10:52 PM  
*props to headline*

/golf clap
2005-04-03 12:12:42 PM  
best headline ever
2005-04-03 12:12:54 PM  
It's already been done...

Evelyn, a modified dog
Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily
Draped across the piano, with some surprise

In the darkened room
Where the chairs dismayed
And the horrible curtains
Muffled the rain
She could hardly believe her eyes

A curious breeze
A garlic breath
Which sounded like a snore
Somewhere near the steinway (or even from within)
Had caused the doily fringe to waft & tremble in the gloom

Evelyn, a dog, having undergone
Further modification
Pondered the significance of short-person behavior
In pedal-depressed panchromatic resonance
And other highly ambient domains...

Arf she said
2005-04-03 12:21:47 PM  
Not sure what a proper goodbye would be.. but great that the guy gets his dog back.
2005-04-03 12:33:11 PM  
Country Music Television drinking game to celebrate! Drink when they drink... with songs like "Whiskey Lullaby," it's a pretty good way to pass the time
2005-04-03 12:43:43 PM  
Tried to GIS for Thor's "Keep the Dogs Away" - no luck.

Zyklon B. Goode:
Ah yes - "One Size Fits All" - great album.
/"Chester's go-rilllll-a,
she go, moooooooo."
2005-04-03 12:52:33 PM  
Nice headline.

Poor punctuation.
2005-04-03 01:07:33 PM  
prazerdl: prazerdl

Nice headline.

Poor punctuation.

2005-04-03 01:08:57 PM  
prazerdl Do you remember a couple years back when headlines were unedited? They were published as submitted by Farkistan's unwashed masses in all their misspelled, unpunctuated glory...
It seemed to add something.... I miss those days....
2005-04-03 01:16:55 PM  
I've got a tear in my eye. *sniff*

BTW - what kind of a woman would give away a man's dog? That was farking cold.
2005-04-03 01:27:19 PM  
An ex wife.

They are a cold and horrid sub-species.
2005-04-03 01:44:18 PM  
all country songs should be john cage.

2005-04-03 01:54:51 PM  
LOL -- oops -- in silence.
I hate country too.
2005-04-03 02:06:26 PM  
What a biatch.
2005-04-03 02:07:51 PM  
He needs to train that dog to go back and bite her in the box.
2005-04-03 02:13:40 PM  
we got BOTH kinds of music!
2005-04-03 02:47:11 PM  

We're the Good Ol' Boys!
2005-04-03 02:54:24 PM  
ghetteaux!!!! SLOBBERBONE RULES!

Gimme back my dog

It was mine before I met you
It was mine before I'd let you come closer and hold it and know it
The way you once knew me
It was mine before you knew me
It was mine before you'd chose me and use me and lose me, refuse me
The way you're now refusing to

Gimme back my dog

It was mine before I'd see you
It was mine before I'd believe you
When you said "I need you" it seems that you were just throwing me a bone
And it was mine before you found me
It was mine before you'd hound me and bound me, ground me then pound me
Like a stray with no way home
Like a dirty stray dog with no way home

So come on girl, you gotta give me some credit
It was mine before you'd go get it and pet it and let it run
When you threw the damn thing it's ball
And it was mine before you liked me
It was mine before you'd try me, lie to me and try to deny me
That you ever loved me at all, yeah so

Gimme back my dog
2005-04-03 03:13:33 PM  
At first I was skeptical, being as this happened in Connecticut and all.

Then I remembered about a certain Connecticut cowboy in the Oval Office.

Therefore, this makes total sense.
2005-04-03 03:27:47 PM  
A shiatzu named "Thor"
There is a thunderbolt with that guy's name on it somewhere...
2005-04-03 04:19:36 PM  
get off me rover,
yer crushin my smokes
2005-04-03 04:29:15 PM  
Eh. C'mon, guys, you don't really know the ex-wife is a monster, but you know beyond any doubt there's a nameless woman out there who did a wonderful thing and didn't even stick around long enough to claim credit.

Doesn't matter much in the grand scheme of things I suppose, but human kindness like that you have to appreciate when & where you see it.
2005-04-03 06:50:42 PM  
Ex-wife gave away my dog instead of letting me take it, so I went over and pissed in the hot tub when she wasn't home.

didn't write a song about it
2005-04-03 08:58:51 PM  
What a farking b-tch. You do not come between a man and his dog, much less GIVE IT AWAY.

That's almost the same level of evil as Procne or Medea.
2005-04-04 12:42:25 AM  
Generation_D [TotalFark]

An ex wife.

They are a cold and horrid sub-species.

"biatch even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of sick biatch takes the ice cube trays?"
2005-04-04 11:44:44 AM  
It's like a dog...only smaller.
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