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(cfporn) Boobies Absolutely breathtaking (not safe for work)   ( divider line 164
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191660 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Apr 2005 at 4:52 PM (10 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-04-03 09:08:42 PM  
sixpack: I'm thinking of pastrami

/Oh yes oh yes oh yes I'd hit it
2005-04-03 09:27:14 PM  
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2005-04-03 09:28:05 PM  
I still have breath to cool my mush.

With a little mustard and kraut, this girl could keep my attention.
2005-04-03 09:31:55 PM  
Even with that big set of meat curtains, I'd hit it.
2005-04-03 09:32:59 PM  
Nice piss flippers!
2005-04-03 09:38:29 PM  
Waiter, I'll have the Roast Beef and she'll have the sausage.

2005-04-03 09:39:36 PM  
And what about the warning of those dangerous nipples. Someone might get an eye poked out while pokin.. OW! My eye!!
2005-04-03 09:41:01 PM  
Doesn't anyone else get a pedophile vibe from the photos from Met Art? They kinda creep me out.

//Would not hit it, BTW
2005-04-03 09:45:50 PM  
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2005-04-03 09:57:54 PM  

Don't forget the "soft" lens filter.

2005-04-03 10:00:58 PM  
Breathtaking, just like a punch in the solar plexus.

/can you say mismatched nipples?
2005-04-03 10:19:51 PM  
Blast off!
2005-04-03 10:20:17 PM  
Hilarious, TheFiefdom.
2005-04-03 10:22:16 PM  
I'd just like to thank NoSuchAgency for assuming I'm a virgin trapped on some far-off planet devoid of females.
2005-04-03 10:22:56 PM  
Who ordered the roastbeef?
2005-04-03 11:02:57 PM  
You're supposed to eat the sammich, honey, not stuff it in there.
2005-04-03 11:07:48 PM  

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2005-04-03 11:09:17 PM  
Me likee.
2005-04-03 11:13:49 PM  
Are large labia really that bad? (self esteem slowing dropping)
2005-04-03 11:17:51 PM  
Are terrible grammar really that bad? (urge to kill slowing rising)
2005-04-03 11:18:26 PM  
I, for one, enjoy large labia
2005-04-03 11:19:08 PM  

Thats really really odd.

/As for the "meat curtains" and "sat on a chainsaw" remarks.. they are pretty funny. But if you have been with a chick before, or more than one, you should know that they are all different. They arent all "porn" pussies. As for stuff, its not porn, so they dont hold those standards.
2005-04-03 11:19:26 PM  
dead kittens everywhere .. quite a hottie
2005-04-03 11:24:02 PM  
cutecrystal923 -

No.. just that fark guys like to biatch and moan about anything (sharp knees? Give me a farking break)

That and they are "Fark" people .. which tends to be those that dont get laid much (compared to gen pop)

/Had to check your profile - have fun with the graphic design and animation. Be sure you get some good classes. I knew more than my instructors when I went to a community college here so I said screw it, got a job at a print shop and now I am basically the IT person, Graphics person, and Pre-Press person.
2005-04-03 11:26:36 PM  
Large labia are fine. Kinda fun, too. Don't let the pimply 14 year olds get you down. Soon as their testicles drop, they'll understand.
2005-04-03 11:31:38 PM  
These met-art links suck. The whole experience is almost comparable to checking out the hotties at your local morgue.
2005-04-03 11:35:19 PM  
A bit to skinny / boney for me -- reminds me of an emaciated greyhound.
2005-04-03 11:42:06 PM  
I am soooo late...all the roast beef jokes are gone. Off to ARBY'S
2005-04-03 11:55:17 PM  
Mmmmm... as I said in a previous post, prefer brunettes, but blue-eyed blondes aren't that far down the list.
2005-04-03 11:56:22 PM  
Mmmmm..... puffies.....
2005-04-04 12:09:34 AM  
2005-04-04 12:27:29 AM  
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2005-04-04 12:28:19 AM  

Someone failed second grade!

Are is correct, because the subject (labia) in that sentence is plural!

Wait, why the fark am I going on about grammar in a boobies link?!
2005-04-04 12:29:21 AM  
cutecrystal923: Are large labia really that bad? (self esteem slowing dropping)

that really all depends on how big we're talking....

go ahead and send me a picture and I'll reassure you yours are fine.... just fine.


2005-04-04 12:30:22 AM  
Someone needs to take care of that slab o' roast beef she's got hanging there. She may be hung better than most dwarves.
2005-04-04 12:45:16 AM  
She looks semi-retarded
-not that there's anything wrong with that...
2005-04-04 12:57:14 AM  
Sammich or no sammich, she is a hottie
2005-04-04 01:06:48 AM  
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2005-04-04 01:17:55 AM  
I lost something after lookin at those pics but it wasn't my breath...not really, but she isn't as hot as I was expecting. 2 1/2 stars
2005-04-04 02:00:58 AM  
She looks like my ex-girlfriend, boobs and all..

/mind you, she was a neurotic drug addict

//...and she broke up with me...
2005-04-04 02:49:38 AM  
Not breathtaking, but hittable all the same.
2005-04-04 03:23:57 AM  
I'd be all over that like

[image from too old to be available]

On a honeyed ham
2005-04-04 03:32:30 AM  
2005-04-04 04:03:38 AM  
90,000 hits in 24 hours. They really oughta pay Drew for this kind of exposure. Somebody bought a membership off of this link.

Seems like a lot of bandwagon jumping on the roast-beef thing. I mean, damn, it's not that bad.
2005-04-04 05:38:20 AM  
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2005-04-04 08:43:21 AM  

\not her, me
\\and.. not my knees. :)
2005-04-04 11:00:16 AM  
Looks like her burgers' already stuffed with meat... ill pass on this one ;) though she could use her mouth on somehing else than looking pissed...
2005-04-04 11:01:56 AM  
This thread is as useless without pics as boobie on the Pope... Help us SFW workers!
2005-04-04 11:07:26 AM  
I'm "IT"
2005-04-04 01:10:12 PM  

no there great actually,

in fact with my ex, well lets just say we had some good times!
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