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2005-04-03 04:32:18 AM
No more boobies links cfporn. My weener hurts.
 
2005-04-03 04:33:33 AM
lol aliendave.

that's why we have tomorrow, so our penises can rest. :p
 
2005-04-03 04:41:08 AM
I love those hanging meat lips.
No, really!
 
2005-04-03 09:43:47 AM
She's OK, but "absolutely breathtaking" - no.

/Stop posting pics of your sister.
 
2005-04-03 09:55:21 AM
Definite hottie, would be hotter if she smiled more in those pics. I'd be on that like an Ethiopian on a Big Mac.
 
2005-04-03 10:06:52 AM
Ok, in half the pictures she is wearing a necklace, and in half she isn't. What's the deal?
 
2005-04-03 10:29:34 AM
necklace? huh? You sir, are paying far too much attention to the wrong parts of a boobies link :p
 
2005-04-03 11:52:29 AM
Eddyatwork,

holy shiat she has on jewelry? I've looked at that gallery like 4 times. first time I noticed.
 
2005-04-03 11:54:18 AM
Is the submitter on oxygen?
 
2005-04-03 12:38:27 PM
meh. Those Met-Art shots are always overly dramatic, like the "soft pron for hubby" shots the glamor studios create.

A smile and a wink would go a long way for this woman.
 
2005-04-03 12:50:53 PM
Millbudda: You sir, are paying far too much attention to the wrong parts of a boobies link

Hey, somebody's got to pay attention to details.
 
2005-04-03 01:35:22 PM
eddyatwork:

Ok, in half the pictures she is wearing a necklace, and in half she isn't. What's the deal?

Precum shots followed by post cum shots?
 
2005-04-03 03:34:52 PM
Thinking thinking thinking... no. Much better stuff on TF.
 
2005-04-03 04:01:01 PM
well, I liked it >_<
 
2005-04-03 04:58:12 PM
Shes a real 'outtie'.

I'm not a big fan of met-art. The shoots are boring. Domai is way better.
 
2005-04-03 04:59:04 PM

Even God would hit it.
 
2005-04-03 04:59:14 PM
Her face is ugly.
 
2005-04-03 04:59:41 PM
Notice that one nipple is bigger than the other?
 
Rat
2005-04-03 05:00:12 PM
© I'm in the book.
 
2005-04-03 05:00:46 PM
I'm not usually one to nit pick about boobies, but come on, absolutely breathtaking? Methinks not.
 
2005-04-03 05:00:58 PM
I would also hit the PotD: _CrAzY_BeAuTiFuL
 
2005-04-03 05:03:36 PM
I'd saute her ovaries
 
2005-04-03 05:03:48 PM
ROAST BEEF!
/runs
Usually the met art girls don't have this.
 
2005-04-03 05:04:07 PM
Look at how far those lips hang down in pic 17.

Mmmm tap tap tap tap tap tap.
 
2005-04-03 05:06:51 PM
 
2005-04-03 05:08:53 PM
Priapulid-

hell yea, that chick is pretty hot... gotta love those wierd canadian girls.

also, regarding the girl in the link: BEEF CURTAINS!
 
2005-04-03 05:10:48 PM
It has been hit again and again nad aigan! OMG I htm binld dna cath se!
 
2005-04-03 05:11:05 PM
Helloooooo, nurse.

That is all.
 
2005-04-03 05:12:15 PM
KnickKnolte: The Luba Institute of Cotton Stretching NSFW


I would like to introduce Luba to a good friend of mine: My Penis.
 
2005-04-03 05:13:15 PM
Regarding her labia: Just imagine them as freshly microwaved, salted and moist beef jerky.

/Snap into it!
 
2005-04-03 05:13:26 PM
/checks lungs

Nope, breath still here.

Not bad, but submitter needs to get out more. And by "get out more", I mean "spend more time on the Internets."
 
2005-04-03 05:14:14 PM
Yikes i thought Friday was april fools.
 
2005-04-03 05:16:05 PM
FlatEarthSociety

Who told you she's canadian? You know her?


I'm with Canada on that one.

Up the bum puh-lize.
 
2005-04-03 05:17:23 PM
Uh oh. I think it broke off.
 
2005-04-03 05:20:55 PM
Holy labia batman..
 
2005-04-03 05:23:34 PM
Maybe she is a candidate for labiaplasty...
http://www.bodynew.com/procs/body/labioplasty/
 
2005-04-03 05:25:33 PM
why is she trying to climb the wall?
 
2005-04-03 05:25:39 PM
howdoibegin: I'm not a big fan of met-art. The shoots are boring. Domai is way better.

Agreed. Also the stuff over at hegre-archives.

N.
 
2005-04-03 05:26:51 PM
Wow another small-framed blonde woman. Go Go Gadget Arkansas.

Next time, get a globe, close your eyes, and give it a spin. Pick something at random.
 
2005-04-03 05:27:16 PM

/imageshack
 
2005-04-03 05:27:34 PM
Meh...

"Dude, this picture looks like crap"
"Just apply a guassian blur and go!"

Awful...
 
2005-04-03 05:30:49 PM
Carl Friedrich Guass would be confused
 
2005-04-03 05:33:41 PM
 
2005-04-03 05:34:12 PM
I'm seeing a young Candice Bergen here.....look close....discuss.

//I got one more piece of jewelry for her!
 
2005-04-03 05:35:08 PM
Toothpaste on the keyboard. First two commenters to blame.
 
2005-04-03 05:38:22 PM
It looks like she masturbates with two baseball bats, starting to turn her inside-out.

/ain't nothin' wrong with that
 
2005-04-03 05:39:44 PM
... You use toothpaste?

All this time I used vasoline...
 
2005-04-03 05:43:23 PM
Another vote against the Met-Art stuff, the girls are usually a little funky-lookin' and the pictorials all look like my Dads' old Penthouses from the 70's, all moody lighting and Dynasty drop-out lingerie....

Meh... would I hit it if she was into being hit?... yes. Is she 'breathtaking' as compared to the rest of the 'net girls?... no.
 
2005-04-03 05:44:26 PM
2005-04-03 05:38:22 PM swahnhennessy

It looks like she masturbates with two baseball bats, starting to turn her inside-out.


No, some women are just like that. Labia are as individual as penises (though I have seen relatively few of both in real life).

Luba is teh hot, those CK shots really did it for me too.
 
2005-04-03 05:46:13 PM
I'd hit that. Twice. With EXTREME prejudice.
 
2005-04-03 05:51:28 PM
Pic 17 makes me think of this (SFW)


/GIS for "Naked Zombie"
 
2005-04-03 05:53:47 PM


Mission: Hit it!
 
2005-04-03 05:59:51 PM
who ordered the italian beef?
 
2005-04-03 06:01:59 PM
paco sees your taco
 
2005-04-03 06:03:06 PM
I'd eat it like a fat kid eats cake.
 
2005-04-03 06:11:21 PM
Suddenly I have the urge to have a roastbeef samich :o)
 
2005-04-03 06:12:56 PM
She looks a lot like Monica Potter (Robin William's girl friend in Patch Adams) IMO.

/I'd hit it
 
2005-04-03 06:20:36 PM
hitting too much in one day...must...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
2005-04-03 06:22:15 PM
i honestly dont know why you guys object to some engorged labia.

feels great tickling your nuts.
 
2005-04-03 06:24:26 PM
Quick, someone give that woman a butt transfusion!
 
2005-04-03 06:26:36 PM
Oh yeah, I like her blonde pussy.
Pussy riding is such fun!
 
2005-04-03 06:30:46 PM
"A smile and a wink would go a long way for this woman."

Agreed, so tired of ladies who looked pissed off in their pics.
If it bums them out that bad, maybe they should find another line of work.
 
2005-04-03 06:31:51 PM
Meh. Seen much better.....well.....anywhere. I like women to have a little more body, not bones in skin.

How about some Kyla Cole guys? Anyone got a working link to the set of her dominating another brunette chick? Mine died, and it makes me cry :(
 
2005-04-03 06:36:13 PM

/mudflaps
 
2005-04-03 06:42:26 PM
I give the link a thumbs up, regardless of the fact that she appears to have sat on a chainsaw at some point during her life.
 
2005-04-03 06:43:29 PM
lady_kuri: Mine died, and it makes me cry :(

yes... please someone find that pic set... I *really* enjoy the results =D
 
2005-04-03 06:47:29 PM
Meat curtains
 
2005-04-03 06:48:01 PM
I'd be on that like Buck Rodgers on Colonel Wilma.

/Beedie Beeide Beedie I'd Hit It Buck

//I must apologise, I bought the DVD box set of Buck Rodgers this weekend and I am reliving my 10 year old fantasies about Erin Gray again
 
2005-04-03 06:48:34 PM
I can't join the Pope until I hit it!

/won't be joining the Pope.
 
2005-04-03 06:50:41 PM
Breathtaking?? Maybe if you only have one lung and you're a chain-smoker.
 
2005-04-03 06:53:11 PM
Lot of chubby chasers on this site.

And why does she have to smile? How does that makes her hotter? Chicks who smile too much look fake.
 
2005-04-03 06:55:22 PM
I'm gonna guess that those are her real boobs.
 
2005-04-03 07:07:56 PM
Check out the mudflaps on that ford.
 
2005-04-03 07:10:42 PM
sat..on..a..chainsaw..at..some..point..during..her..life

I'm typing that next into my entry on beagle ears.

Seriously though that chick would have to go sans panties because there ain't no way she cram that much meat into one wrapper.
 
2005-04-03 07:27:16 PM
she's probably really short... her boobs are loppey and labes look like shredded toilet paper.
 
2005-04-03 07:27:56 PM
Farking gross.
 
2005-04-03 07:28:41 PM
something ... is ... happening ... in ... my ... pants ...
 
2005-04-03 07:29:20 PM
Tad bit on the skinny side. I guess someone pulled her feeding tube.
 
2005-04-03 07:29:49 PM
Weird puffy nipples, and I'd still hit it until I died of exhaustion and die a happy amn.
 
2005-04-03 07:29:52 PM
LOL!

Met-art rocks. There are MUCH better shoots than this one.. not that this one was bad.. but as far as Met-art goes.. this is a 6 out of 10

/met-art member
//6000+ photo's wasting space on my HD's
 
2005-04-03 07:29:52 PM
Carpet doesn't match the [meat] curtains.
 
2005-04-03 07:34:13 PM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!
 
2005-04-03 07:34:52 PM
A bit less boobies, a bit more box please.

And yes, I could lick her into a coma.
 
2005-04-03 07:35:54 PM
[x] Would hit it
[x] Would hit it thoroughly
[x] Would hit it repeatedly
[ ] Wouldn't hit it
[ ] Would hit it, with a bat
[ ] Too fat
[ ] Too skinny
[x] Needs sammich
[ ] Does not need sammich
[ ] Boobs too big
[ ] Boobs too small
[x] Boobs just right
[ ] Too fake-looking
[ ] Too much bush
[x] Bush just right
[ ] Not enough bush
[ ] Too airbrushed
[ ] Not airbrushed enough
[ ] Knees too sharp
[x] Who gives a fark about her knees
[ ] Kinda cute, but not hot
[x] fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
[x] I'd let her [insert semi-sexual sounding action here]
[x] I'd like to [insert action] to her and then [insert other vaguely sexual action]
[ ] She looks too much like my sister/cousin/other relative
[ ] She looks like my neighbor who I've been craving desperately for [insert time period here]
[ ] Fugly
[x] Any remark involving dead kittens
[ ] Kitten safe
[ ] My eyes!! The goggles, they do nothing!!
[ ] Not as attractive as [insert pic of celebrity]
[ ] Somebody send me the link cause I'm at work
[ ] Don't like her eyes, they freak me out
[ ] Seems like she needed to get out of the double wide for awhile
 
2005-04-03 07:46:28 PM
ditto
 
2005-04-03 07:53:57 PM
fark you duckpoopy. WARNING do not look at duckpoopy's page. Don't say I didn't tell you not to.
 
2005-04-03 07:54:31 PM

Meh. yellowish cast on too many images. They need a better camera or scanner; color fidelity sucked.

/I'd still hit it, though

 
2005-04-03 07:58:32 PM
Can someone just post the script that downloads all full-size MET Art pics to my HD, so I can just be done with it already? I mean, MAN, theres' like a zillion different porn sites on the web, and it's like MET has a monopoly on FARK boobies links. Script curl or something. . .
 
2005-04-03 08:01:44 PM
She's kinda meaty, you know....down there.
 
2005-04-03 08:08:53 PM
add me to 'meh'
 
2005-04-03 08:10:28 PM
What's with the labial mohawk? Man, those things look like the freakin' great wall of China sticking out like that.
 
2005-04-03 08:14:07 PM
 
2005-04-03 08:14:08 PM
Hey I used to have a green sofa just like that.
 
2005-04-03 08:27:26 PM
 
2005-04-03 08:32:06 PM
Her nipples aim more than three degrees below the perpendicular therefore I will NOT be hitting this. While she is fapworthy, the breeding stock for my master race of nerds must have nipples aimed perkily upwards.
 
2005-04-03 08:43:10 PM
MAYBE SHE SHOULD THINK ABOUT TRIMMING THOSE MEAT CURTAINS!
 
2005-04-03 08:46:33 PM
I agree.

My wrist is sore today.
 
2005-04-03 08:46:53 PM
she looks mean.
 
2005-04-03 08:50:32 PM

/would hit it until it fell apart
 
2005-04-03 08:58:42 PM

Arrrrrr!
 
2005-04-03 09:08:42 PM
sixpack: I'm thinking of pastrami

/Oh yes oh yes oh yes I'd hit it
 
2005-04-03 09:27:14 PM
 
2005-04-03 09:28:05 PM
I still have breath to cool my mush.

With a little mustard and kraut, this girl could keep my attention.
 
2005-04-03 09:31:55 PM
Even with that big set of meat curtains, I'd hit it.
 
2005-04-03 09:32:59 PM
Nice piss flippers!
 
2005-04-03 09:38:29 PM
Waiter, I'll have the Roast Beef and she'll have the sausage.

/sorry
 
2005-04-03 09:39:36 PM
And what about the warning of those dangerous nipples. Someone might get an eye poked out while pokin.. OW! My eye!!
 
2005-04-03 09:41:01 PM
Doesn't anyone else get a pedophile vibe from the photos from Met Art? They kinda creep me out.


//Would not hit it, BTW
 
2005-04-03 09:45:50 PM
 
2005-04-03 09:57:54 PM
CrakityJones:

Don't forget the "soft" lens filter.

Broktun
 
2005-04-03 10:00:58 PM
Breathtaking, just like a punch in the solar plexus.

/can you say mismatched nipples?
 
2005-04-03 10:19:51 PM
Blast off!
 
2005-04-03 10:20:17 PM
Hilarious, TheFiefdom.
 
2005-04-03 10:22:16 PM
I'd just like to thank NoSuchAgency for assuming I'm a virgin trapped on some far-off planet devoid of females.
 
2005-04-03 10:22:56 PM
Who ordered the roastbeef?
 
2005-04-03 11:02:57 PM
You're supposed to eat the sammich, honey, not stuff it in there.
 
2005-04-03 11:07:48 PM
I'D HIT IT!

 
2005-04-03 11:09:17 PM
Me likee.
 
2005-04-03 11:13:49 PM
Are large labia really that bad? (self esteem slowing dropping)
 
2005-04-03 11:17:51 PM
Are terrible grammar really that bad? (urge to kill slowing rising)
 
2005-04-03 11:18:26 PM
I, for one, enjoy large labia
 
2005-04-03 11:19:08 PM
snowboard22:

Thats really really odd.

/As for the "meat curtains" and "sat on a chainsaw" remarks.. they are pretty funny. But if you have been with a chick before, or more than one, you should know that they are all different. They arent all "porn" pussies. As for met-art.com stuff, its not porn, so they dont hold those standards.
 
2005-04-03 11:19:26 PM
dead kittens everywhere .. quite a hottie
 
2005-04-03 11:24:02 PM
cutecrystal923 -

No.. just that fark guys like to biatch and moan about anything (sharp knees? Give me a farking break)

That and they are "Fark" people .. which tends to be those that dont get laid much (compared to gen pop)

/Had to check your profile - have fun with the graphic design and animation. Be sure you get some good classes. I knew more than my instructors when I went to a community college here so I said screw it, got a job at a print shop and now I am basically the IT person, Graphics person, and Pre-Press person.
 
2005-04-03 11:26:36 PM
Large labia are fine. Kinda fun, too. Don't let the pimply 14 year olds get you down. Soon as their testicles drop, they'll understand.
 
2005-04-03 11:31:38 PM
These met-art links suck. The whole experience is almost comparable to checking out the hotties at your local morgue.
 
2005-04-03 11:35:19 PM
A bit to skinny / boney for me -- reminds me of an emaciated greyhound.
 
2005-04-03 11:42:06 PM
I am soooo late...all the roast beef jokes are gone. Off to ARBY'S
 
2005-04-03 11:55:17 PM
Mmmmm... as I said in a previous post, prefer brunettes, but blue-eyed blondes aren't that far down the list.
 
2005-04-03 11:56:22 PM
Mmmmm..... puffies.....
 
2005-04-04 12:09:34 AM
SUGGESTION: SIN CITY BOOBIES.
 
2005-04-04 12:27:29 AM
 
2005-04-04 12:28:19 AM
Faarkieboy

Someone failed second grade!

Are is correct, because the subject (labia) in that sentence is plural!

Wait, why the fark am I going on about grammar in a boobies link?!
 
2005-04-04 12:29:21 AM
cutecrystal923: Are large labia really that bad? (self esteem slowing dropping)

that really all depends on how big we're talking....

go ahead and send me a picture and I'll reassure you yours are fine.... just fine.

;P

 
2005-04-04 12:30:22 AM
Someone needs to take care of that slab o' roast beef she's got hanging there. She may be hung better than most dwarves.
 
2005-04-04 12:45:16 AM
She looks semi-retarded
-not that there's anything wrong with that...
 
2005-04-04 12:57:14 AM
Sammich or no sammich, she is a hottie
 
2005-04-04 01:06:48 AM
 
2005-04-04 01:17:55 AM
I lost something after lookin at those pics but it wasn't my breath...not really, but she isn't as hot as I was expecting. 2 1/2 stars
 
2005-04-04 02:00:58 AM
She looks like my ex-girlfriend, boobs and all..

/mind you, she was a neurotic drug addict

//...and she broke up with me...
 
2005-04-04 02:49:38 AM
Not breathtaking, but hittable all the same.
 
2005-04-04 03:23:57 AM
I'd be all over that like



On a honeyed ham
 
2005-04-04 03:32:30 AM
SAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIICH!
 
2005-04-04 04:03:38 AM
90,000 hits in 24 hours. They really oughta pay Drew for this kind of exposure. Somebody bought a membership off of this link.

Seems like a lot of bandwagon jumping on the roast-beef thing. I mean, damn, it's not that bad.
 
2005-04-04 05:38:20 AM
 
2005-04-04 08:43:21 AM
Pointy!

\not her, me
\\and.. not my knees. :)
 
2005-04-04 11:00:16 AM
Looks like her burgers' already stuffed with meat... ill pass on this one ;) though she could use her mouth on somehing else than looking pissed...
 
2005-04-04 11:01:56 AM
This thread is as useless without pics as boobie on the Pope... Help us SFW workers!
 
2005-04-04 11:07:26 AM
I'm "IT"
 
2005-04-04 01:10:12 PM
cutecrystal923

no there great actually,

in fact with my ex, well lets just say we had some good times!
 
2005-04-04 01:11:18 PM
Large Labia are Lovely!
 
2005-04-04 01:55:49 PM
 
2005-04-04 02:51:40 PM
zieak

That is the most disturbing thing I have seen in quite some time.
 
2005-04-04 03:07:51 PM
Pinko - Erin Gray is super hot. I remember seeing her in a pleated skirt in one episode. Rowr

/loves pleated skirts and the girls that wear 'em ;)
 
2005-04-04 04:19:53 PM
[ ] Would hit it
[ ] Would hit it thoroughly
[ ] Would hit it repeatedly
[x] Wouldn't hit it
[ ] Would hit it, with a bat
[ ] Too fat
[x] Too skinny
[x] Needs sammich
[ ] Does not need sammich
[ ] Boobs too big
[x] Boobs too small
[ ] Boobs just right
[ ] Too fake-looking
[ ] Too much bush
[ ] Bush just right
[ ] Not enough bush
[ ] Too airbrushed
[ ] Not airbrushed enough
[x] Knees too sharp
[ ] Who gives a fark about her knees
[ ] Kinda cute, but not hot
[ ] fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
[ ] I'd let her [insert semi-sexual sounding action here]
[ ] I'd like to [insert action] to her and then [insert other vaguely sexual action]
[ ] She looks too much like my sister/cousin/other relative
[ ] She looks like my neighbor who I've been craving desperately for [insert time period here]
[x] Fugly
[ ] Any remark involving dead kittens
[x] Kitten safe
[ ] My eyes!! The goggles, they do nothing!!
[ ] Not as attractive as [insert pic of celebrity]
[ ] Somebody send me the link cause I'm at work
[ ] Don't like her eyes, they freak me out
[x] Seems like she needed to get out of the double wide for awhile
 
2005-04-04 04:47:50 PM
bartman21

Thank you. It is from a booklet of games for kids printed in 1973. I would fail miserably at the game. I can't even read the instructions without laughing. It just seemed so appropriate for this thread.
 
2005-04-04 06:36:33 PM


WAY LATE BUT I LIKE THE PICTURE
 
2005-04-04 06:40:15 PM
Am I the only one who thinks Met-Art submissions are way overrated?
 
2005-04-04 06:56:01 PM
No
 
2005-04-04 07:24:16 PM
So skinny that not all the whistle stays in the whistle.
 
2005-04-04 10:57:34 PM
I don't like the narrow airstrip above the clit. If you're going to shave off that much hair, just shave it all off.
 
2005-04-04 11:45:14 PM
Holy asymmetric nipples, Batman.
 
2005-04-08 07:09:00 PM
Crystal:

It's just that they can be unattractive and distracting. Kind of like seeing a uncircumsized penis, as opposed to a circumsized.

People have their preferences though...and even with drooping labia, I'm sure you have no problem getting guys, period.
 
2005-04-08 07:20:39 PM
Oh, and interesting personals ad.

/stalker
//not really...I've been living that life for some time now (2fem+me)
 
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