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(The Chattanoogan)   Electing Ann Coulter mayor will help Realtors sell Chattanooga   (chattanoogan.com ) divider line
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2005-04-03 11:29:00 AM  
I guess their target buyers are hardcore conservatives?


Please tell me that this is just another woman with the same name. Please!?


/Ann is to crazy to be given any kind of power.
 
2005-04-03 11:38:16 AM  
ann coulter is a posterchild for everything that is "right-wing nutjob". and a brainless biatch to boot.
 
2005-04-03 11:38:32 AM  
There is a lot of hate in Anne's heart.
She really needs to become one with the Lord.
 
2005-04-03 11:39:49 AM  
If this comes to pass I will weep for the people of Chattanooga.
 
2005-04-03 11:40:08 AM  
golly! as if there wasn't ENOUGH reasons to move to chattanooga!
 
2005-04-03 11:40:22 AM  
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Godwin'd

Move on. Nothing to see here.
 
2005-04-03 11:40:39 AM  
Fark Chattanooga.... and fark Anne Coulter in her pompous little pooper.


On second thought... Fark Chattanooga! Elect Anne Coulter!
They deserve each other.
 
2005-04-03 11:40:51 AM  
too bad we dont burn witches nowdays
 
2005-04-03 11:40:55 AM  
Ann Kunt-holer
 
2005-04-03 11:40:58 AM  
is this the same nut job I'm thinking of? or just a woman who happens to share the same name?

if it is the same person I'm thinking of...I feel so sorry for every resident of Chattanooga.
 
2005-04-03 11:41:43 AM  
Eeeeeeeeek!!! In MY STATE?!?

/need phone # of good exorcist...
 
2005-04-03 11:42:11 AM  
Yet another reason I hate living in TN.
 
2005-04-03 11:42:17 AM  
I think you have to be mentally stable to hold elected office.
 
2005-04-03 11:43:41 AM  
She represents the educated, spiritual, and progressive face of Chattanoogas future.


*BOGGLE* Did I just read that statement correctly?
 
2005-04-03 11:43:47 AM  
The great art of the brainless personal attack is not dead.
 
2005-04-03 11:44:02 AM  
 
2005-04-03 11:44:10 AM  
This is a different Anne Coulter altogether: http://www.coulterformayor.com/

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2005-04-03 11:44:20 AM  
Ever notice how much she looks like a man in drag? Seriously. And if she's a woman, 50 bucks says her vagina has shark teeth.
 
2005-04-03 11:46:04 AM  
PC LOAD LETTER

Quirk's exception
Intentional invocation of this so-called "Nazi Clause" is ineffectual.


you lose!
 
2005-04-03 11:47:10 AM  
Sergeant Tux

the only thing that needs to be said to that is
thank farking god.
 
2005-04-03 11:48:56 AM  
Deez Nutz
Ever notice how much she looks like a man in drag? Seriously. And if she's a woman, 50 bucks says her vagina has shark teeth.

You have to admit, that's an effective form of birth control.
 
2005-04-03 11:49:41 AM  
causewithoutarebel

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Curses.....
 
2005-04-03 11:51:10 AM  
Actually she hits nowhere close to home. Its more like if you had a neighbor (represents Ann Coulter) and she didn't like your yard. So she complains to the city council about your yard but the city council says "Well, it is his land and it looks fine". So instead of dropping it she writes the newspaper and calls you a pedophile, and a satanist, and maybe a commie or something for good measure. Then, despite being none of these things, you are ridden out of town on a rail because if its printed it must be true. She is someone who spouts lies and half-truths to attain what she wants. For some stupid ethical reason I have a hard time with that.
 
2005-04-03 11:51:13 AM  
moosen:

ann coulter is a posterchild for everything that is "right-wing nutjob". and a brainless biatch to boot.

Please give specific examples where Ann Coulter is proven to be a brainless biatch. Furthermore, please compare this, percentage-wise, to the times she has been provenc correct.
 
2005-04-03 11:51:20 AM  
The fact that she inspires such rabid hatred in you lefties tells me she is hitting pretty close to home.

Yes, you figured us out. We're secretly terrorist symphathisers and commit treason on a daily basis, and secretly want to be talked to with a baseball bat. We just don't want anyone to know.

It has more to do with the fact that she says moronic things, and anyone who agrees with her should be sterilized to keep from (in)breeding.
 
2005-04-03 11:51:24 AM  
The fact that she inspires such rabid hatred in you lefties tells me she is hitting pretty close to home.


Whenever people make this argument, on either side of the unfortunate binary fence we (seemingly) must all adhere to, I always wonder whether they actually consider the logical ramifications of beliving their statement to be true.

 
2005-04-03 11:53:51 AM  
We're all safe. It's a different Ann Coulter.
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2005-04-03 11:54:22 AM  
I'm not convinced they are different Ann Coulters. They both look like men to me.
 
2005-04-03 11:55:24 AM  
"Pardon me Roy, was that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"
 
2005-04-03 11:55:45 AM  
juztiss: I'm not convinced they are different Ann Coulters. They both look like men to me.

I don't see you posting a picture anytime soon.
 
2005-04-03 11:55:48 AM  
CatholicSamurai
Furthermore, please compare this, percentage-wise, to the times she has been provenc correct.

Totally. I mean, every time she is out shopping, she must say "I want some cornflakes", so that counts as her being totally correct. She just loses points on all that, y'know, politics stuff.

Check it, though - you are Catholic. She espouses conversion through killing. It wasn't a joke when she said it - she really, really means it. You okay with that? Seriously?
 
2005-04-03 11:55:51 AM  
Oops on the different Ann Coulter...

I sent the author an email.

There are a few reasons that she will never be more than a guest on Fox News. Her editorials for them include things like the following.

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."

"The only beef Enron employees have with top management is that management did not inform employees of the collapse in time to allow them to get in on the swindle. If Enron executives had shouted, "Head for the hills!" the employees might have had time to sucker other Americans into buying wildly over-inflated Enron stock. Just because your boss is a criminal doesn't make you a hero."

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

Even if she did manage to get into office, her mouth would soon cause her resignation.

Ciao,

James
 
2005-04-03 11:57:44 AM  
No. No I suppose you don't.
 
2005-04-03 11:58:15 AM  
kevin5lynn
The fact that she inspires such rabid hatred in you lefties tells me she is hitting pretty close to home

Clinton says we need to balance the budget.
Franken and all other Leftie radio talkers say the war in Iraq is a terrible mistake.
Soros says our governemnt is wholly corrupt.

"You righties" have a rabid hatred for them.

By your logic, then..?
 
2005-04-03 12:01:16 PM  
McMasters:

Check it, though - you are Catholic. She espouses conversion through killing. It wasn't a joke when she said it - she really, really means it. You okay with that? Seriously?

Now, simpleton, I know you have heard of context. If you would go ahead and repeat the context of what was said, then yes, I agree with her 110%. Killing terrorist leaders and converting their evil followers to Christanity seems like a good idea to me.
 
2005-04-03 12:03:55 PM  
CatholicSamurai

. Furthermore, please compare this, percentage-wise, to the times she has been provenc correct.


Nice tactic there - trying to get everyone ELSE to scramble for proof, but then claiming that your BS is already proven. Hannity, O'Reilly and Limbaugh would be proud.

Besides, Anne Coulter is as correct as a stopped clock.
 
2005-04-03 12:04:45 PM  
CatholicSamurai:
Do you think their faith is that lacking of conviction? The followers aren't coerced into being muslim... It's not like the Republican theory of GAY RECRUITMENT.
 
2005-04-03 12:08:52 PM  
CatholicSamurai

Now, simpleton, I know you have heard of context. If you would go ahead and repeat the context of what was said, then yes, I agree with her 110%. Killing terrorist leaders and converting their evil followers to Christanity seems like a good idea to me.


How about killing the terrorist leaders by throwing them to the lions and converting their evil followers back from Christianity to the worship of Caesar?

The Romans liked that one quite a bit.

It's funny how those biblical commandments, especially the parts about not stealing, killing or bearing false witness, don't have to be followed as soon as there are heathens to punish.
 
2005-04-03 12:09:45 PM  
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2005-04-03 12:10:29 PM  
Chattanooga is a fine ol' town
Get a little crazy and you're bug-house bound
 
2005-04-03 12:14:16 PM  
Killing terrorist leaders and converting their evil followers to Christanity seems like a good idea to me.

Christianity has never stopped anyone in power from being evil.

Please reference: History.

Remember - most 'righties' are guilty of 'projection' - where they call their opponents that which they secretly believe themselves to be. Take note of: fag, corrupt, weak, pandering, and, of course, simpleton.

Please, continue to argue - the 'new' right wing beliefs simply do not stand up to the harsh light of day. Why else would the current president have the least number of press conferences, and the least amount of inteaction with reports, in current history?

If you are correct, then over time, your points will win. If you are afraid to have full discourse, though? Hmm.
 
2005-04-03 12:14:55 PM  
Please give specific examples where Ann Coulter is proven to be a brainless biatch. Furthermore, please compare this, percentage-wise, to the times she has been provenc correct.


If you ever have a chance, try and watch the right vs. left debate at Jerry Falwell's Regents university, featuring Ann Coulter, David Limbaugh, and a conversative lawyuer who's argued several csaes in front of the supreme court, "versus" Alan Dershowitz, the head of the ACLU, and someone I forgot (another lawyer, I think). Mr. Dershowitz and the conservative supreme court lawyer were working on the highest plane, while David and the ACLU woman were a bit fruity. Mrs. Coulter (is she married?), however, was such a rambling, incoherent mess, that it was truly shocking. That debate (which was, I believe, a couple of hours long, and thus a decently sized "data set", if you will) solidified my opinion of Ann Coulter. It was clear as day that she had absolutely no interest in contributing any valid points, only in coming up with her usual vitriolic barbs. The problem was, she couldn't come up with them on the spot, and her performance was literally embarassing. She made so little sense that I felt sorry for her. The Regents university crowd, obviously very conservative, was clapping and cheering every decent point made by the conservative S.C. lawyer and sometimes Mr. Limbaugh, but even they seemed to wish that Ann Coulter would put up or shut up. And shut up she did - she talked less and less as the debate went on. I wish I had her "closing comments" handy, because they are legendarily non-sensical.


Now, that she is a careful and deliberate writer and can't perform debate on the spot is a valid argument, I suppose, but her intent so was obviously not focused on facts but on insults, that it makes crystal clear that she is purely a showman. And she must know this, being an educated woman from an educated background.


They run this every once in a while on C-SPAN 2, but you might be able to find it elsewhere - the Falwell archives, perhaps. It's definately worth watching, no matter where your opinion lies.

 
2005-04-03 12:15:12 PM  
"Tom Daschle invented crime"

HA HA! That is going to be my next free-republic-troll-account's tagline. ^^
 
2005-04-03 12:17:45 PM  
Christians, please note - helping the poor and wretched is your first and foremost duty on earth.

Why do you hate God so much?
 
2005-04-03 12:18:00 PM  
I think she is hot. I saw a cartoon of her dressed up as a sexy nazi biatch. That was pretty hot too.
 
2005-04-03 12:18:30 PM  
*self-flames for using EXBoard tags - d'oh! :)*
 
2005-04-03 12:20:59 PM  
MentorLegion:

Nice tactic there - trying to get everyone ELSE to scramble for proof, but then claiming that your BS is already proven. Hannity, O'Reilly and Limbaugh would be proud.

Besides, Anne Coulter is as correct as a stopped clock.


I wasn't the one who called her a "braindead biatch", now was I?

McMasters:

Christians, please note - helping the poor and wretched is your first and foremost duty on earth.

Why do you hate God so much?


McMasters, please note - Believing in God and keeping his rules and laws is our first and foremost duty on earth.
 
2005-04-03 12:22:08 PM  
CatholicSamurai

So killing is OK if you're the one doing it, or it is in agreement with your political goals? I'm sure Jesus would agree with you on that one.
 
2005-04-03 12:25:25 PM  
CatholicSamurai

McMasters, please note - Believing in God and keeping his rules and laws is our first and foremost duty on earth.

Here's the problem with today's right-wing Jesus-freaks: They still base all their beliefs on the vindictive and rule-based God of the Old Testament rather than the loving, thinking-man's Jesus of the New Testament.
 
2005-04-03 12:26:32 PM  
Owe no one anything except to love one another, for he who loves another has fulfilled the law. For the commandments, "You shall not commit adultery," "You shall not murder," "You shall not steal," "You shall not bear false witness," "You shall not covet," and if there is any other commandment, are all summed up in this saying, namely, "You shall love your neighbor as yourself." Love does no harm to a neighbor; therefore love is the fulfillment of the law. Romans 13:8-10

You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. (Matthew 5:43)

Then one of them, which was a lawyer, asked him a question, tempting him, and saying,Master, which is the great commandment in the law? Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets. Matthew 22:35

But we all know by now that love = killing in modern Christianity.
 
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