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(Myrtle Beach Online)   Dumbass gets angry after domestic dispute and decides to microwave a can of gasoline   (myrtlebeachonline.com) divider line 81
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2005-04-02 07:25:39 PM  
I do that all the time. Dont get my way, I stick gasoline in the microwave and I spin the dial.
 
2005-04-02 07:39:18 PM  
That'll freaking teach um.
 
2005-04-02 07:39:21 PM  
Doesn't he know you're not supposed to put metal in the microwave?!

Always pour your gasoline into a microwave-safe bowl before heating it.
 
2005-04-03 12:26:46 AM  
explosive temper?
 
2005-04-03 12:27:05 AM  
dumbass just doesn't say enough...........

complete dumbass would be a nice new tag.
how about it?
add some flames around it.
flaming dumbass.
 
2005-04-03 12:29:39 AM  

With gas being at $2 a gallon, I think the guy should get the electric chair, that's just criminal !


Or, the microwaveable chair ?

 
2005-04-03 12:29:58 AM  
Veeeereeeeen, don't make me wait till tomorrow, whoa oh oh....

FZ, still dead.
 
2005-04-03 12:30:36 AM  

after arguing with the mother of one of his children


Wow, more than one "baby-momma" to deal with? That's not a good thing.


Taylor and an unidentified friend got out of the house without injury


Ok, so he burnt down his own house? What a dumbass. He should have burnt down his baby-momma's house.
 
2005-04-03 12:31:10 AM  
So he tried to burn down where his babymomma stay?
 
2005-04-03 12:33:13 AM  
Maybe he was trying to pay child support to his baby's momma with the insurance money
 
2005-04-03 12:33:34 AM  
Somebody post a picture from the gasoline fight in Zoolander...

/bwahahahahahah
//didn't RTFA
 
2005-04-03 12:33:54 AM  

Yeah, but Brandine won't be givin me no more lip when I tell her to fetch me a beer!

[image from home.comcast.net too old to be available]
 
2005-04-03 12:35:44 AM  
geez why not just put it in the regular oven
 
2005-04-03 12:36:59 AM  
Damn, good idea! Never really thought about that...It'll be really useful next time I blow a house the fark up.
 
2005-04-03 12:37:42 AM  
MrLint: geez why not just put it in the regular oven

You know how it is in today's society ... rush, rush rush! Everybody's always in a hurry!
 
2005-04-03 12:38:26 AM  
personal? [image from img.fark.com too old to be available]

/unfortunatly caught
 
2005-04-03 12:39:11 AM  
Microwave arson? I thought I'd seen it all.
 
2005-04-03 12:39:16 AM  
Why? Why put a can of gasoline in the microwave? No lighter to light the gas with?
 
2005-04-03 12:39:16 AM  
Another American displaying his knowledge of how a microwave works
 
2005-04-03 12:43:00 AM  
But wait, wouldn't the can form a faraday cage around the gasoline, preventing it from heating up?

/all the science I know comes from "mythbusters" and "pimp my ride".
 
2005-04-03 12:43:11 AM  
if my name was 'Vereen' i would burrn my house down too, and i would stay inside.
 
2005-04-03 12:44:18 AM  
The guy was from West Virginia.

Man, we need to sell that place back to people we bought it from and surround it in barbed wire. We should guard that board more than any other boarder we have.

/Bunch'a savages in this town.
 
2005-04-03 12:44:36 AM  
West Virginia. Natch
 
2005-04-03 12:45:11 AM  
BearToy

At first I thought that door handle was a nipple ring. And I thought "damn, now even the rednecks are biting our style".
 
2005-04-03 12:47:33 AM  
Veeeereeeeen, my heart is burning with love and I want you tonight....

All right, I'll stop now. Maybe.
 
2005-04-03 12:47:42 AM  
I totally thought it wa a nipple ring too.

/Disappointed
//No..I'm not...ha ha.
///Crap.
 
2005-04-03 12:52:33 AM  
[image from nrk.no too old to be available]

Your cheatin' heart
Pushed me too far
I nuked the gas
I stole from your car
 
2005-04-03 12:53:43 AM  
How can you think that's a nipple ring? Haven't seen too many boobies with rings through them?

Putting combustibles in a microwave, and you're not Steven Segal? Release that asshole from the burden of Life. He obviously can't take it.
 
2005-04-03 12:53:48 AM  
mitchistaken... my thoughts exactly...
not really dumbass, that's sort of clever...
if you're smart enough to get the fark out
before the thing goes off, and STAY out.
 
2005-04-03 12:54:44 AM  
amature.

any 'thane paint will do cool stuff.
 
2005-04-03 12:55:58 AM  
Not today, my old friend.

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2005-04-03 12:56:48 AM  
Why wasn't the [Florida] tag used here?
 
2005-04-03 12:57:58 AM  
I can't blame the guy. Sometimes when I get in a fight with the mother of my children, I set my car on fire.

I know! I'll burn down my own house! That'll show the biatch!
 
2005-04-03 01:00:52 AM  
heh...it's the Myrtle Beach online, but the story was about Charlston SC.
 
2005-04-03 01:01:18 AM  
The Larch:

The good car or the other one?
 
2005-04-03 01:04:26 AM  
"eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth"

put him in a trash can then dump his sorry ass in the nearest superfund site
 
2005-04-03 01:05:00 AM  
THE HILLBILLY LOVE POEM

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER,
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.


/Unknown author
//stole it from another forum
 
2005-04-03 01:06:50 AM  
He's skinnier than some of the Boobies women that are on here (which are a tab on the skinny side for me anyway).

That ain't a man....that's half a man, with not much hope of finding the other half.

He obviously needs a lot of beer and steak.
 
2005-04-03 01:08:07 AM  
Darwin works in mysterious ways...and, ironically enough...seems to work mostly in Red States.

Some foke'll microwave some gas...
Others will asplode their ass...
Like Cletus the slack jawed yokel!
 
2005-04-03 01:08:42 AM  
beerdiva:


Brilliant. That made me so happy.

Look for the song, "I'm my own Grandpa"....very redneck.
 
2005-04-03 01:11:12 AM  
And people wonder why the South is the butt of so many jokes.
 
2005-04-03 01:14:14 AM  
NO Shiat I have this cousin who married his aunt's sister. God I love living in the Ozarks
 
2005-04-03 01:14:40 AM  
I just keep getting that image in my head of that scene in Batman Returns were Catwoman is putting cans of hairspray in the microwaves and using them to blow up the store.

/doubt this fella looks anything like MP in a black latex catwoman costume, though...
 
2005-04-03 01:17:08 AM  
I saw this story in the Charleston paper earlier today, and folks, let me just say, Vereen didn't look like the mullet wearing yokel type. He was rather, how can I put this delicately, swarthy.
 
2005-04-03 01:19:25 AM  
moltov
heh...it's the Myrtle Beach online, but the story was about Charlston SC.


Gosling
And people wonder why the South is the butt of so many jokes.


It was Charlestown West Virginia. The article spelled the name of the city incorrectly, probably because there's also a Charleston in SC. I don't think West Virginia is actually "the South." At least, West Virginia was part of the Union, not the Confederacy. Although it is below the Mason-Dixon line, so I'm not really sure...
 
2005-04-03 01:22:54 AM  
No Catchy Nickname:

Why? Why put a can of gasoline in the microwave? No lighter to light the gas with?

Makes sense to me. If I were ever going to commit arson...

Just spread gasoline around the place, then trail some to the microwave. Put the can in, set the timer for 99:99, and you have a little bit more time to get out. Even better if the microwave has a time delay.
 
2005-04-03 01:23:03 AM  
If it's anything like Missouri, they "think" they're in the South. Apparently, "South" and "Southerner" and "Rebel" no longer has anything to do with geography

/I'm origianlly from Ohio
//Southern Ohio
 
2005-04-03 01:29:16 AM  
Kali
It was Charlestown West Virginia. The article spelled the name of the city incorrectly, probably because there's also a Charleston in SC.

Nope, you're wrong. The hicks in West VA misspelled Charlestown, the rest of us are correct, and you're not. But what do you expect in a state where you can get married at 14, the age of consent is described as "you can hit it as long as it bleeds", and the average number of school years completed is 2.

Jessica Lynch was the only good thing to come out of the only trailer-park named its own state, and now she's back in her double-wide. Too bad, cuz she's definately serious babe material. Although now that she's back working at the Wal Mart, she's probably starting to grow a "front-butt".
 
2005-04-03 01:29:56 AM  
BearToy, I think that guy, nice as his chest and the rest might be, belongs in the Elton John thread

Yes. Perhaps you should read some bios?

:)
 
2005-04-03 01:32:33 AM  
What? Certain types of people have no sense of humor
 
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