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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)   Having solved all other problems, New Mexico requires anti-freeze to not be so damn tasty   (signonsandiego.com) divider line 81
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2005-04-01 12:39:22 PM  
i likes maple anti-freeze
 
2005-04-01 02:09:57 PM  
An idea thats time should 'ave come about 2,500,000 dead pets ago.
 
2005-04-01 02:19:13 PM  
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"Meedly meedly meedly me!!"
 
2005-04-01 02:20:08 PM  
amnDay ilterfay...
 
2005-04-01 02:22:11 PM  
Dey should make it where those people who purposely put it out tuh poison dogs have tuh act as taste testers tuh make sure de new stuff is bittuh enough. Ya' dig?

*tosses filtuh dice*
 
2005-04-01 02:48:05 PM  
bwap
An idea dats time shouwd 'ave come about 2,500,000 dead pets ago.

I honestwy don't know why dey stiww wet you inside PetSmawt.
 
2005-04-01 05:31:14 PM  
In other news, Darwin demands that people not be stupid enough to drink anti-freeze upon penalty of death.
 
2005-04-01 05:47:57 PM  
So you want the priest quotes that at your 2 year olds funeral?
 
2005-04-01 07:22:46 PM  
SilentStrider

Try telling that to toddlers or pets.
 
2005-04-01 07:24:15 PM  
Who's ze lusky bastard vho gets to do ze taste test?


"Hold on tight, The Cheat, we're blastin' off TO THE MOOOOOOON!"
 
2005-04-01 07:25:10 PM  
Who makes sure it isn't tasty? And what does it taste like, anyways?

"The Double Deuce!"
 
2005-04-01 07:26:06 PM  
MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm antifreeze.

First make it nasty. What's next, it'll be illegal to drink it?
 
2005-04-01 07:27:21 PM  
ooooh ze front page just got hacked again
 
2005-04-01 07:28:56 PM  
My mom likes traffic lights.
 
2005-04-01 07:29:08 PM  
I'll drink to that

 
2005-04-01 07:29:51 PM  
How about they make it illegal for parents and pet owners to leave antifreeze where kids and pets can get to it?
 
2005-04-01 07:31:02 PM  
hackers are farking fark
 
2005-04-01 07:33:09 PM  
Dog of a good friend of mine died after drinking the stuff. And, it's a particularly nasty way to go, so this actually sounds like a good idea.
 
2005-04-01 07:33:37 PM  
rexstardust

1. It can be spilled or leaked, not left out.

2. Even if you don't, your neighbors or your neighbor's neighbors might have some in their driveway or garage that your animal(s) can get at.

3. Sooooooo, so sweet...
 
2005-04-01 07:34:20 PM  
Massingill used to be a big manufacture of prescription medications until a bunch of people died.
Apparently they used propylene glycol as a solvent for their medications.
Yikes.
Now the just douche.

"Deleted!"
 
2005-04-01 07:34:33 PM  
April 1 has p@wn3d fark

"I can do it. I will do it nine times!"
 
2005-04-01 07:35:25 PM  
Gump Stump: Try telling that to toddlers or pets.


Can't you just keep your kids/pets away from antifreeze?
Why does it matter what it tastes like? I thought just a little bit would mess you up anyway.
 
2005-04-01 07:35:52 PM  
Got a neighbor who's dog won't shut up? Cops won't help you? Nothing you can do? Maybe you can hire the Antifreeze-Team. Cruel...but better than killing a human.
 
2005-04-01 07:36:35 PM  
Antifreeze is a good additive to cheap wine. I learned that from watching the Simpsons.

Hail Big Brother!
 
2005-04-01 07:37:22 PM  
iced_gold

ooooh ze front page just got hacked again

I don't notice anything different... what happened?
 
2005-04-01 07:37:25 PM  
luts ooff tveekers in NM, zeey roon oooot ooff ice-a und zeey get desperete-a fur theengs leeke-a prestune-a...
Bork Bork Bork!
 
2005-04-01 07:37:35 PM  
EnormousJuan:

Got a neighbor who's dog won't shut up? Cops won't help you? Nothing you can do? Maybe you can hire the Antifreeze-Team. Cruel...but better than killing a human.


Well damn! I shoulda thought of that a long time ago. Just accidentally leave pools of antifreeze in the driveway/yard. Just gotta make sure I don't get caught.
 
2005-04-01 07:42:48 PM  
This makes me proud to be a New Mexican!
 
2005-04-01 07:47:21 PM  
Got a neighbor who's dog won't shut up? Cops won't help you? Nothing you can do? Maybe you can hire the Antifreeze-Team. Cruel...but better than killing a human.

You'd seriously kill a dog to stop it from barking?



"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hello, Marzipan. It's Homsar. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was just calling to thank you for the flowers you sent me while I was in the hospital. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm feeling much better now, but I still can't feel my legs. Okay, bye-de-bye."
 
2005-04-01 07:47:45 PM  
I wanna see if the filter does somethin' to me.
 
2005-04-01 07:48:03 PM  
i think thatth a fabuluth idea. You know, honey? I know more than a couple people who lotht their dog becauthe it got into the antifreezthe. You know, honey? Of courthe ownerth should be rethponthible enough to keep it away from dogth, but you cant watch every thing
 
2005-04-01 07:48:20 PM  
lame.
 
2005-04-01 07:50:35 PM  
It isn't as mean as New Mexico wanted to put interlock devices in EVERY CAR*. Yup, like, wow thanks to some brilliant thinkin' in thuh Round Pad...rather than punish thuh DUI offenders, oh, baby punish everyone! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! WOOO

*Interlock devices are breathlizers to that you attach to thuh ignitions of a rod. You have to pass thuh breathalizer to start your rod. Thuh bill died, man but it was like wow! a god damn stupid idea.
 
2005-04-01 07:52:51 PM  
Why does this get the "having solved all other problems..." line? Is this not a major problem in the first place? Does the submitter just have no consciousness of appropriate (meaning at least mildly comical) uses of Fark cliches?

Submitter is a moran.
 
2005-04-01 07:56:16 PM  
I used to vork at a quisk lube. On instanse vhen I vas vorking under a kar, a kupl drops of koolant landed in my muz. I imediately spit it ut but it did taste svet.
 
2005-04-01 07:56:48 PM  
Broktun:

Massingill used to be a big manufacture of prescription medications until a bunch of people died.
Apparently they used propylene glycol as a solvent for their medications.
Yikes.
Now the just douche.


-------------------------------
Propylene glycol is still used in a lot of lotions and medicines, including ingestible ones. It's not toxic. It's ethylene glycol that's harmful, and is in most antifreeze formulas, except the low- tox stuff like Sierra and Prestone Low- tox. Those do use propylene glycol, and are ALMOST as effective as ethylene glycol. EG is still used as factory fill in new cars, even with the extended life formulas most manufacturers are using, however, I've noticed that more and more it doesn't have its characteristic sweet smell.
 
2005-04-01 07:58:21 PM  
I met a guy who saw his cat lap up some antifreeze. The nearby college had a vet department and he brought the cat in. The were honestly excited because its so rare to find a cat whose had antifreeze before renal failure sets in. The cat lived, but was kinda farked up behaviourally after that.

P.S. "I'm a song from the sixties!"

"Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off..."
 
2005-04-01 07:59:01 PM  
yo quero taco bell
 
2005-04-01 08:01:08 PM  
WOO-HOO! Go Albuquerque!


/HOME TOWN!
 
2005-04-01 08:02:47 PM  
boot20's post be so's much betta' with de filta'
 
2005-04-01 08:03:17 PM  




ALBUQUERQUE: LAND OF EN-TRAP-MENT


"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey Tubbs! I just lost my Jenga jam."
 
2005-04-01 08:03:24 PM  
Ouch...that hurts Fark, that really hurts.
 
2005-04-01 08:05:03 PM  
I'm going to kill drew and all of his affiliates.

/not serious
//please don't call the police
 
2005-04-01 08:05:16 PM  
why in the world hath the federal government made the antifreezthe manufacturerth change the tathte yearth ago? It'th rediculuth.
 
2005-04-01 08:06:42 PM  
Cake Hunter: I honestwy don't know why dey stiww wet you inside PetSmawt.

You're lucky I was drinking water, or you'd owe me a new laptop. (If you still want to, email's in profile. Alienware is a good brand.)

mekkab: was kinda farked up behaviourally after that.

How could you tell?
 
2005-04-01 08:08:54 PM  
Looks like a job for The Pet Professional
 
2005-04-01 08:09:51 PM  
This really is an excellent idea. My cats are all indoor cats, but I've noticed pools of anti-freeze around my crappy neighborhood, where a lot of people do let their animals roam. I'm suprised more of the strays don't snuff it from the anti-freeze and the heavy traffic.

/calls her section of town the "DMZ"
 
2005-04-01 08:15:19 PM  
The dog had to be "destroyed?"
 
2005-04-01 08:18:15 PM  
MattljDuke
Thus makes may proud tuh bay uh New Mexican!


As opposed tuh an Ode Mexican?

/rimshot


"My life is a joke."
 
2005-04-01 08:27:20 PM  
My grandmother used to put it out is dishes specifically to kill the neighborhood pets.
I'm sure glad she's dead.

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA, hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train. Climb aboard! I brought my best foot flowered...Pshoo! Sure beats breaking up with me. Don't look now! I'm just a friendly reminder. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Think I won the powerball."
 
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