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(CBS News)   Robo-docs making the rounds at Detroit Hospital helping patients, looking for Sarah Conner   ( divider line
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2005-04-01 02:19:52 PM  
Oh come on now!! Sarah Connor in the place of an obvious Robo-Cop cliche'? Flag on that play!!
2005-04-01 02:22:54 PM  
Call me old-fashioned but I'm not ready for Proctobots.

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm a song from the sixties."
2005-04-01 06:02:41 PM  
Boo hiss t' both submitta' an' StrikitRich. Lop some boogie.

Dis be de puh'fect place fo' de Old Glo'y Robot Insurance cliche, dig dis:

"Robo-docs makin' de rounds at Mo-town Hospital helpin' patients, only flaw, dey feed da bud old peoples medicine"

"Where's Marzipan? She's supposed to be hewowowowo!!!"
2005-04-01 06:03:18 PM  
Boo hiss to both submitter and StrikitRich.

This is the perfect place for the Old Glory Robot Insurance cliche:

"Robo-docs making the rounds at Detroit Hospital helping patients, only flaw, they eat old peoples medicine"

"I like-a-to-say, holy crap!"
2005-04-01 07:42:40 PM  
Connor, right? Sarah Connor.

/pedantic bastard
2005-04-01 07:42:45 PM  
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"I'm the ghost of Christmas Past!"
2005-04-01 07:45:37 PM  
Damnit, the April Fark's Script messed my post up.

I had tried to italicize the second "o" in Connor, to bring attention to the fact that there is a second "o" in the first place.

(okay, so that novelization spelled it "Conner"... once. It's obvious from that and other glaring errors in spelling and grammar (and continuity!) that the editor didn't actually read the book.)

/still a pedantic bastard
2005-04-01 07:47:19 PM  
2005-04-01 07:49:01 PM  
Somewhere, a malpractice lawyer is laughing so hard that she's wetting her pants.

It'll soon be another arrow in the quiver.

"Daschunds with erections can't climb stairs."
2005-04-01 07:53:10 PM  
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hes ready to kick the ass of the submitter and greenlighter

/he needs his dues
2005-04-01 07:54:56 PM  
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"Meedley Meedley Meedley Meedley Meedley Meedly Meedley Meedley Meeeeeeeee!!!"
2005-04-01 07:59:54 PM  
2005-04-01 08:00:34 PM  
Never mind, that wuz Sandra Day O'Connor. KnowwhutImean?
2005-04-01 08:01:45 PM  
did you all notice that your got hacked?
2005-04-01 08:05:17 PM  
but are they hydrogen powered?

"I feel great! I feel great!"
2005-04-01 08:05:35 PM  
did you all notice that your got hacked?

FARK's been hacked? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

2005-04-01 08:07:40 PM  
Deacon Blues: "Daschunds with erections can't climb stairs."

What Strongbad did that one come from?
2005-04-01 08:08:58 PM  
I'm going to kil drev and al of his afiliates.

/not serius
//please don't kal ze polise
2005-04-01 08:09:33 PM  
damn filter
2005-04-01 08:10:32 PM  
It's all fun and games until they bring out the gerbil shaped robot.
2005-04-01 08:12:32 PM  
"It's all fun and games until they bring out the gerbil shaped robot."

and duct tape
wait...wrong joke
2005-04-01 08:13:21 PM  
Jeez, Diabolic, do yourself a favor and invest in a dictionary. ;)
2005-04-01 08:14:51 PM  
2005-04-01 08:15:02 PM  
What Strongabsolutist did that deconstructed one come from?

I didn't see a Strongabsolutist with that deconstructed - I pinched the semiotic object from an counter poetical BBC variety show from tted Kennedy 70s..
2005-04-01 08:16:05 PM  
FARK > Deacon Blues
2005-04-01 08:21:40 PM  
"Come with me if you want to live"
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me"

//no idea why im posting this
2005-04-01 08:21:44 PM  
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Ahm uh friend uh Sarah Connor. Ah vuz tode dat she's hare. Could Ah say her playze.
2005-04-01 08:22:50 PM  
Can I buy it for a dollar?

"Pom Pom, my main man. My dawg. My ace in the hole. Second Place. DING!"
2005-04-01 08:32:40 PM  
I have to say, seriously, that Sarah Connor thing never fails to make me laugh.

Best cliche ever.
2005-04-01 08:34:11 PM  
That was probably the best scene in the movie, or rather the scene that showed what an incredible artist Cameron is.

I mean, even if you were just casually watching the movie, you were still sucked into the movie enough to just *know* what was going to happen from the moment the Terminator just started casually glancing at the lobby's decor.

/"I'll be back" - funniest line ever
2005-04-01 08:36:24 PM  
Anybody else get the time warp version of Fark? Any older Farkers know if thats really what it looked like back then?
2005-04-01 08:44:41 PM  
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But are dey GIRL robots, or what?
2005-04-01 08:53:15 PM*/

how do ya do thuh pop links?
2005-04-01 08:56:14 PM  
Robocop was the year 2000 times better than the Terminator.
2005-04-01 09:14:30 PM  
We have one of these at the hospital where I work. It's known as Pharmbot, and it roams the corridors, blundering into peoples way, wandering blindly into corners, and blocking people from getting out of the elevators.

Oh, yeah, that was money well spent.
2005-04-01 09:23:20 PM  
Excuse me nurse but its time for my bad
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2005-04-01 09:25:12 PM  
At least it's not trying to give anyone injections, or cutting people open.

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey Tubbs! I just lost my Jenga jam."
2005-04-01 09:49:27 PM  
What ever happened to Sara Conner? Did she hope everyone's dad gets killed or something like that. Damn that was a good thread.

Oh wait not that Sara Conner?

"It's curtains for you!"
2005-04-01 09:50:32 PM  

A NSFW would be appropriate. Just because it's after 5 doesn't mean its a boobies free for all.
2005-04-01 10:10:49 PM  
Can Someone That Knows How To Bold Letters Put: "REPEAT!!!" In Bold? Thanks
2005-04-01 10:27:43 PM  
These are not the carbon-based life forms you were looking for.

"This is the best video game I've ever played!"
2005-04-01 10:57:26 PM  
Why are you arresting me? I just logged onto this new sweet game "Pimps n' Hoes Raceway 2005, Detroit Hospital", and totally killed at least 50 bedwetting patients with my robo-car. It was ultra-kewl, they just laid there while I perscribed them overdoses and all. I even got the high score for raping that nurse with a mouse...

Wait, its wasn't a game? Those people are really dead? I'm going to die in an electric chair? shiat, I wish I hadn't logged onto that game on Fark now.

"I got all types of crazy crap."
2005-04-01 11:36:56 PM  
Hmm... I'd thought that the Cylons would be involved.
2005-04-02 01:02:34 AM  
Sadly, the vast majority of doctors (except cardio) refuse to let the tools escape their dirty union wanting hands.
2005-04-02 01:10:17 AM  

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I for one would like to welcome our prostate checking robotic overlords.

2005-04-02 04:35:06 PM  
Nobody else sees this as a gateway to outsourcing all of our medical care to India? Or wherever Dr. Nick is from?
"Hi everybody!"
"Hi Robot Dr. Nick!"
2005-04-02 07:11:30 PM  
"Is this test to see if I'm a doctor or a lesbian, Mr Decard?"

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