may I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

No interview, no cry?

Bob Marley is dead? Wow. So the pope will be #6

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm a song from the sixties."

motherbuster
That's some funny shiat.

Ok. Here's the facts.

Bob Marley: still dead.

Mitch Hedberg: still dead.

Pope JPII: not still dead.

Frank Perdue, Col. Sanders, and Arthur Treacher: still dead.

Abe Vigoda: not dead

Jerry Falwell: not dead

Generalissimo Francisco Franco: still dead

"Deleted!"

Abe Bagota: dead

The added comment is strangely appropriate...

On Keith Richards, he did die several years ago, but no one told him so he is still moving around.

I and I Lob de marley! He plentee baad!

He died while I was on my way home from my Sophomore year in college, horribly hungover.

Qermaq: Ok. Here's the facts.

no word on left eye and/or Mr. and Mrs. Yankovic?

He's not dead. He's just pining for the fjords.

11:31:16 AM Jabber

Marley died from cancer in 1981 aged just 36.

Wow, I never realized he was that young when he died.

Yeah the older I get (I am 32 now) the more I look at back at people who died and think Wow, that's really young to die! Such as John Belushi (33), John Lennon (40), etc. Before I was 30, that sounded pretty old.

03:57:41 PM DoubleGGuy

1 CAN 5YMPATH12E SUMWHAT!! THE OLDER 1 GET, THE HARDER 1T IS 4 ME 2 REMEMBER WHO"S DEED & WHO"5 AL1VE!!

It does get confusing, but of course the internet is here to help.

Dead or Alive? (pops)

Dead or Alive reports that Abe Vigoda is still alive.

/and been 80 for the last 20 years.

Current Bob Marley status: Alive. And caucasian.

Anyone who is a big roots reggae fan should check out Culture. They are the real deal, started in the mid 70's by Joseph Hill. Going to see 'em in Charleston SC on the 29th.

"Holy, holy, holy, holy, holy crap!"

holy holy holy
lord god almighty
something farking else and
blessed trinity

That is not what I wrote above.

Next up, the BBC asks to interview the Pope and Terri.

"Holy, holy, holy, holy, holy crap!"

Bucephalus

What exactly did he accomplish, besides writing songs and smoking pot?

This, coming from someone whose greatest claim to fame was being Alexander's horse? And, I might add, of a different color. ;~)

In truth, I and I interviewed Brother Bob for the BBC, and his response to every question was the same, mon:

"Don't you worry, about a thing,
'Cause every little thing is gonna be all right."


"AaAaAaAaAaAaA, hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train. Climb aboard! I brought my best foot flowered...Pshoo! Sure beats breaking up with me. Don't look now! I'm just a friendly reminder. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Think I won the powerball."

And the media embarass themselves again. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posting this just to see if I get anbother add-on like the one at 9:57:52 P.M. Everything in that post after the Bob Marley quote was not mine.

"Oh no! You shenked my Jenga ship!"

So efidently someone ist hackinkt fark? Hack das...


"This does not look good for Homestar Runner."

Bob Marley, the funny guy from Maine, is great. Check him out in "Boondock Saints", with Billy Connoly. Marley is teh funny in the movie. All of his scenes made me LMAO.

Bob Marley and the Wailers Live 4-evah!

Peter Tosh = Toughest!

/drunk early today