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(Detroit Free Press)   Here's one for everyone who thought they would never see a story that included Pat Buchanan, salad dressing and Cesar Chavez   ( divider line
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6902 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Apr 2005 at 2:05 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-04-01 09:53:50 AM  
esarCay essingdray?
2005-04-01 09:55:28 AM  
2005-04-01 10:09:38 AM  
HAHA, suck on that Buchanan.
2005-04-01 10:23:24 AM  
People with ideas that differ from yours are bad.
2005-04-01 10:55:15 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

...because you don't know what Cesar Chavez looks like!
2005-04-01 10:59:25 AM  

[image from too old to be available]

I didn't picture Pat to be into bukkake. Then again
I also didn't peg Bill O'Rielly to be a dude that liked
shovin' vibrators up his ass.

"My emails are like my childrens."
2005-04-01 11:12:26 AM  
That's the best picture I've ever seen in my whole life.
2005-04-01 11:39:09 AM  
That's funny. Everybody I heard from last night thought it was paint. Keep in mind though that the guy who did it wasn't a Western student.

/This never happened at the Mike Reiss's speech.
2005-04-01 12:38:31 PM  
Too lazy to PS it: WISHBOWNED!
2005-04-01 01:19:45 PM  
If Buchanon was a farmer and the Republican Party his garden, he fed it a steady diet of institutional racist strategy and over 30 years grew it into the theocratic and economic nightmare it is today.

It'll take way more than salad dressing to stomach his bitter fruits.
2005-04-01 01:24:00 PM  
So much for tollerance...
2005-04-01 01:29:52 PM  
2005-04-01 01:24:00 PM eddie_irvine

So much for tollerance...

The funny thing, this could just as easily have been an angry Republican dumping this salad dressing on his head.

The right hates Pat Buchanan more than the left right now.
2005-04-01 01:58:15 PM  
Um... yeah, stop with the grouping and stereotyping.

I'm a Republican and think the guy is a jackass twit.

So, uh. Stop. Yeah.
2005-04-01 02:07:17 PM  
My headline:

[OBVIOUS] Protester's weapon of choice for attacking Pat Buchanan is tossed salad...dressing
2005-04-01 02:07:50 PM  
yeah, suck it you fanny pack
2005-04-01 02:08:08 PM  
now there's one feedin' tube i'd like tuh see removed.

/cain't thank uv a funny tossed salad reference.
2005-04-01 02:08:48 PM  
Would dat be considered gittin' some damn Dirty Chavez?
2005-04-01 02:09:54 PM  
Bill O'Reily thought it was Tahini, and ran over with his falafel.
2005-04-01 02:09:57 PM  
After this unwarranted assault, the questions on people's minds is:

Did he use bleu cheese, or creamy italian?
2005-04-01 02:10:23 PM  
Slowtimed: My headline:

[OBVIOUS] Protester's weapon of choice for attacking Pat Buchanan is tossed salad...dressing

But it wasn't funnier.
April fool.

/or is it?

"This does not look good for Homestar Runner."
2005-04-01 02:11:39 PM  
People hate Pat Buchanan because he always turns out to be correct.
2005-04-01 02:12:05 PM  
i wonder how long it will take for the psuedo dead pope flame war to move to this thread?
2005-04-01 02:12:26 PM  
like monkeys flinging poo
2005-04-01 02:12:51 PM  
It's more fun to see on CNN. You get salad dressing ads underneath the picture of Pat:
Brianna's salad dressing for all your pundit dressing tossing needs.
2005-04-01 02:14:39 PM  
the demonstrator shouted as he hurled the liquid

That has to be the funniest line I have seen all day
2005-04-01 02:15:29 PM  
It's Ce[a]sar dressing, of course.

"Palace, Lee, I believe you mean Costume Palace."
2005-04-01 02:15:57 PM  
Bill Krystol gets a pie in the face
2005-04-01 02:16:50 PM  

PS: That picture is just screaming for a 'BUKAKE!'
2005-04-01 02:17:01 PM  
Rev. Skarekroe: ...because you don't know what Cesar Chavez looks like!

Isn't that Cesar Romero?
2005-04-01 02:18:30 PM  
Here's the thing.

I disagree with nearly - and I stress nearly - everything Buchanan says.

However, I respect him for his honesty, even if he's being honest about all the horrible things he believes. He doesn't say he's going to do one thing, and then do something else.

Engaging him in debate to show what he says is wrong on the other hand would have been fine. The dude actually has the balls to debate with people who disagree with him, unlike many of the other talking heads on TV. Throwing salad dressing on him is an idiotic thing to do.
2005-04-01 02:19:00 PM  
I heard a rumor that he was deepthroat. I'll now call him Pat Buchakke.
2005-04-01 02:19:23 PM  
Thith ith what the left hath thunk to? Throwing food like a 2 year old having a tantrum. Let me tell you... No wonder they can't win an election. Let me tell you... Pathetic. You know, honey?
2005-04-01 02:19:42 PM  
Say what you will about Pat Buchanan, but I will give him this, and believe me, he and I sit on opposite ends of the ideological see-saw, he's consistent. He's arrived at his conservative opinions through a life-long dialectic process. He subjects himself everyweek to the only real forum for politcal discourse we have (The McLaughlin Group)and can hold his own. I may not agree with him but I respect him greatly, and he's no hypocrite. If more conservatives were like him, maybe I wouldn't hate conservatives so much.

"Come on, get in the boat!"
2005-04-01 02:20:45 PM  
Although I disagree with Mr.Buchanan on most issues, I respect his intelligence and always enjoy his contributions on the Mclaughlin group.

Throwing goop into people's faces because you disagree with their politic is sub-moronic. Everyday I get farther and farther away from my lefty youth. When will they learn that such juvinille theatrics only damage their cause?
2005-04-01 02:22:05 PM  
I'm sure the person who hit him was one of diversity and tolerance for others opinions.

Hey, did they ever catch that "serial pie hitter" that hit Ralph Nader multiple times.

Hmm. Like Buchanan, the people on his general side hate him almost as much as those on the other.

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA!"
2005-04-01 02:22:09 PM  
God forbid anyone should suggest that we stop something ILLEGAL. The farking barbarian hordes are here, because guess what kinds of people would do something illegal, like sneaking over a border? Criminals, that's who.

With Pat on this one, not looking forward to a day when Kidnapping is a growth industry, like it is in Mexico.
2005-04-01 02:22:15 PM  
sitting in his dormroom...

"Oh you know it, I am so gonna squirt that Nazi with this Hidden Valley Ranch. Does my mohawk look good? (giggle) Go ahead! Double dog dare me again!"

Fairy. Hey, righteous dissent is one thing - but hitting the opposition with pies, salad dressing, etc. just makes whatever point you were tring to make just silly.
2005-04-01 02:23:15 PM  
Viva la salad!

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm a song from the sixties."
2005-04-01 02:23:21 PM  
Geez. Very mature.

Oh well, it could have been worse. It could have been pie. Or muriatic acid.

/ashamed to be a Michigander again
2005-04-01 02:23:21 PM  
here is the story.

The guy throwing the dressing is my friend Sam. Sam doesn't like bigots.

Sam is a activist. Sam made sure that he let Pat speak his mind before dousing him.

Sam went to jail for the night and a western prof bailed him out ($100 bucks)

He yelled "fark your bigotry!"

And in case you were wondering, it was caesar salad dressing, bought at hardings, thrown on Pat Buchanan from a to-go cup from the fourth coast.

God I love my town. Kalamazoo, in the middle of nowhere, with nowhere else better to be.

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm a song from the sixties."
2005-04-01 02:24:44 PM  
Evilsoup & Loquacious_C

Right on


That's right. Some dumbass frat boy is who the left got together and decide should be the one to speak for us. Keep telling yourself that while your future get's sold out from under you.
2005-04-01 02:25:29 PM  
What a dousche bag ...

I disagree with what you think so I will therefore throw food at

What a juvenile, petty act.

No I don't like Buchanan. I'd say the same if the did it to Ted Kennedy.

I guess this asshat's idea of free speech only applies to people in his party.
2005-04-01 02:25:44 PM  
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2005-04-01 02:25:50 PM  
Don't like someone's ideas & can't come up with a good counter-argument?
Then show that person how much you like diversity of ideas & how tolerant you are by throwing a foodstuff on them!

2005-04-01 02:26:57 PM  
I submitted this with a less funny headline. Props to the submitter.
2005-04-01 02:27:09 PM  
Yes, that is Romero. It's a Simpsons' reference.

"Why you lazy crap for crap"
2005-04-01 02:27:58 PM  
Tyee - Not true. I hate Pat Buchanan because he killed my moder r-r-right before my eyes vhen I vas 10.
2005-04-01 02:28:29 PM  
What an all-around stupid story. Didn't even say what kind of dressing.

It was a childish, stupid act. Even so, I think there could be a HERO tag in this young man's future.
2005-04-01 02:29:44 PM  

Here's the rest of the story.

You're friend Sam is an idiot, not an activist.

He could have spent the same amount of time tutoring an underprivileged kid, made more of a difference, and then he actually would have been an activist.

Instead he just makes those of us who care a great deal about this country look like idjits.

Sam needs to grow up.

"This does not look good for Homestar Runner."
2005-04-01 02:30:16 PM  
yea, the salad dressing was a bad idea. anyone see the movie "female trouble?"

/pretty pretty?
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