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(The Sun)   Family eats 20,000 Kit Kat bars in two months to win contest   ( divider line 86
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2005-04-01 09:22:00 AM  
[image from too old to be available] Most obese family in Britain discovered
2005-04-01 09:24:16 AM  
Gimme a break.
2005-04-01 09:24:20 AM  
Mmmmm, Kit Kats!
2005-04-01 09:26:15 AM  
That's probably healthy.
2005-04-01 09:26:49 AM  
A FAMILY ate 20,000 Kit Kat bars in two months to win holidays and goods worth 12,000.

Which holiday did they ask for? Groundhog's day? I'd ask for Christmas. Christmas rocks.

/Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar
2005-04-01 09:28:11 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

Was it her?

"You was tryin' to jank me!"
2005-04-01 09:28:27 AM  
Hmmm....I should start looking for those contests, 20,000? That's pretty weak if you ask me. Of course, I have no interest in going to any of those places....

"Palace, Lee, I believe you mean Costume Palace."
2005-04-01 09:28:28 AM  
No Problem There! But, where's the pics with this story?? I have a wide screen monitor just for this sort of thing.

"I feel great! I feel great!"
2005-04-01 09:28:33 AM  
Has anyone else gotten the mod admin page when they hit the refresh button? All I did was hit refresh and got that page. I also got a hacked page earlier. Anyone else getting wierd front pages?
2005-04-01 09:28:49 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2005-04-01 09:29:06 AM  
I like the white chocolate ones best of all.
2005-04-01 09:29:28 AM  
Bullshiat, why eat the kit-katth? They could have jutht un-wrapped them and kept them in the fridge. You know, honey? Thtill would have got the coupons. Mmmh.

I thay shennangianth shennangianth shennangians. Mmmh.
2005-04-01 09:30:13 AM  
You'd need a wide-angwe wens fow dat famiwy photo.
2005-04-01 09:30:18 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

"Palace, Lee, I believe you mean Costume Palace."
2005-04-01 09:30:43 AM  

Yes! But I thought it was one of those Fight Club moments, where I thought I saw the large pecker on the movie screen, but then it was gone......
2005-04-01 09:33:52 AM  
420911, today's date is...

"Whoo-Hooo! Clear the launchway, men! We're takin' this baby TO THE MOOOOOON!"
2005-04-01 09:34:41 AM  
Bwhahaha, I did not write that last line. That were awesome.

Fark rules.

"I'm fiercely independent about the soy products I choose."
2005-04-01 09:34:47 AM  

Has anyone else gotten the mod admin page when they hit the refresh button? All I did was hit refresh and got that page. I also got a hacked page earlier. Anyone else getting wierd front pages?

Yep, enjoy! Nice to see somebody has a sense of humor...

/Maybe THAT's why Fark was down, getting ready for all this!
2005-04-01 09:34:54 AM  
Skasteve, I am thinking it has something to do with today's date.
2005-04-01 09:34:55 AM  
That's a lot of pussy

/... ohhhh the chocolate bar.
2005-04-01 09:35:14 AM  
Kit Kats are de greatest chocolate bar evuh invented evuh. Dat bein' said, eatin' 80-100 a day would probably cawze your Pancreas tuh pack it in and just quit. Ya' dig?
2005-04-01 09:35:20 AM  
Kit Kats are ok but Snickers rule. In the heat over here you unwrap a KK & all the chocolate is on the bottom. 20k sounds like alot. Girl Scout cookies have arrived. Buzz.

"My dick is so big it has it's own zipcode."
2005-04-01 09:35:39 AM  
50 eggs?

Nobody can eat 50 eggs in an hour.

"You know, the kind that are only kinda hot so they don't mess around with other guys!"
2005-04-01 09:37:48 AM  
Didn't read the article... what was their prize... diabetes?
2005-04-01 09:41:00 AM  
I had trouble getting back here with all the hacked pages, most weren't very funny though. Gee, I wonder what this post will say now??
2005-04-01 09:41:34 AM  
Heeeeeeeere fatty fatty fatty, Heeeeeere fatty fatty fatty...
2005-04-01 09:42:26 AM  
They have white chocolate kitkats? Cool.

20,000 in 2 months, 10,000 per month. Assume 4 family members, so 2500 each. About 84 kitkats a day.

Mmmmmm, sugar high.
2005-04-01 09:46:34 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
I won me holiday!
2005-04-01 09:47:16 AM  
3 Musketeers, cain't go wrong.
2005-04-01 09:47:42 AM  
84 kitkats uh day.
Dang, thay should all bay DEAD.
2005-04-01 09:49:23 AM  
2005-04-01 09:50:04 AM  

it was a british family, that's probably a "before" shot of their teeth.
2005-04-01 09:52:16 AM  
RgnrDnnskjld: Nice.
2005-04-01 09:53:54 AM  
April fool?!
2005-04-01 09:54:06 AM  
Sounds like a case of serious munchies.
2005-04-01 09:55:33 AM  
Morgan Spurlock's next documentary: "Gimme a Break"
2005-04-01 09:57:03 AM  
What does it say about the world when I can't distinguish April Fool's Day articles from the articles of any other day on Fark.
2005-04-01 10:03:24 AM  
Thanks for the stereotype, you loud, stupid bigot.

2005-04-01 10:04:30 AM  
These folks deserve kudos fer their persistence an' sticktuitiveness.

Well, not Kudos. But sump'm. Felicitations.

"I feel great! I feel great!"
2005-04-01 10:05:22 AM  
What did they win? A years supply of insulin?

"My emails are like my childrens."
2005-04-01 10:06:36 AM  
Ah, the annual British race to Diabetes on ESPN 8, the Ocho.
2005-04-01 10:07:26 AM  
20,000 KitKats * $.50/KitKat = $10,000

And that's if you accept the conservative $0.50/KitKat estimate (I saw them 2 for a $1 last night at the grocery store).

"My chocolates! Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!"
2005-04-01 10:11:31 AM  
Hmm, shoulda paid wholesale for them. 2 for one is a bad way to do it. That said This is BS ain't it.

Oh and the UK kit kat is better then the US version. Damn things are expensive in the US, it's usually over a dollar for one.
2005-04-01 10:12:27 AM  
just what we need in america. a reward for being a fat ass
2005-04-01 10:17:47 AM  
Damn things are expensive in the US, it's usually over a dollar for one.

A dollar? WalMart has them for 44 cents each. They also have the 10 pack of mini kit kat bars for 99 cents.

Most all grocery stores are 50-65 cents, but a lot of the time the grocery stores have 3/$1 or 4/$1 sales.

Yes, I eat a lot of kit kats.

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey Tubbs! I just lost my Jenga jam."
2005-04-01 10:25:30 AM  
regarding the main page -
same thing went on last year kiddies. nothing to see here move along. i was all confused last year, but then i remembered the date.

regarding the article -
i call shenannigans. there is no way, that anyone would do this. shenannigans
2005-04-01 10:33:37 AM  
Barry Egan is impressed.
2005-04-01 10:36:33 AM  
Wait, What? I don't see anything different! What the hell is going on around here?!?!? Is this just something for TF's?

/feels left out
//wants to see

"They tell me not to, but I still drinks it!"
2005-04-01 10:40:34 AM  
David Phillips also impressed.


/new poster
/how do I make links "Clicky Pop"?
2005-04-01 10:41:20 AM  
LiaLia, have you tried the dark chocolate ones? Definitely the best ever.
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