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2005-04-01 09:11:59 AM  
Away eefray ockray owshay oesnday'tay astlay oreverfay!
 
2005-04-01 09:12:12 AM  
This story is Blah.
 
2005-04-01 09:12:44 AM  
uhhay?
 
2005-04-01 09:12:49 AM  
Unless these rocks are diamonds or something, i'm not losing any sleep
 
2005-04-01 09:13:19 AM  
dialect=pig?
 
2005-04-01 09:13:47 AM  
You know, like there's two ol' maids layin' in thuh bed,
One picked herself up an' thuh other one, oh, baby that fox said:
"Get your rocks off
Get your rocks off (Get 'em off! Oh, wow!)
Get your rocks off (Get 'em off! Oh, wow!)
Get your rocks off-a me (Get 'em off! Oh, wow!)"

Well, mostly you know, like like, there late one night up on Blueberry Hill,
One nerd turned to thuh other nerd and said, oh, baby with a blood-curdlin' chill, like, wow that dude said:
"Get your rocks off (Get 'em off! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!)
Get your rocks off (Get 'em off)
Get your rocks off! Gag me with a pitchfork! (Get 'em off)
Get your rocks off-a me! Gag me with a pitchfork! (Get 'em off! Oh, wow!)"

Well, oh, baby you know, like us guys was layin' down around Mink Muscle Creek,
One nerd said to thuh other nerd, like, wow that dude began to speak, oh, baby that dude said:
"Get your rocks off! Oh, wow! (Get 'em off)
Get your rocks off! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! (Get 'em off! Gag me with a pitchfork!)
Get your rocks off! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! (Get 'em off)
Get your rocks off-a me! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! (Get 'em off)"

Well, man you know, fer shure us guys was like, ya know, cruisin' down thuh highway in a Greyhound bus.
All kinds-a children in thuh side road, oh, baby they was hollerin' at us, mostly sayin':
"Get your rocks off (Get 'em off)
Get your rocks off (Get 'em off! Gag me with a pitchfork!)
Get your rocks off! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! (Get 'em off! Gag me with a pitchfork!)
Get your rocks off-a me
 
2005-04-01 09:15:01 AM  
happy St Patrick's day, you pricks
 
2005-04-01 09:15:02 AM  
ah, i know, nice little add on drew.

"I'm open for interpretation."
 
2005-04-01 09:16:06 AM  
Duh pig latin dialect is ah great choice


"They tell me not to, but I still drinks it!"
 
2005-04-01 09:16:38 AM  
Threadjack...

Since I missed the poopy euphemism thread---whenever the hell that was...here's my contribution.

I gotta got go build a mud hut.

and

I'm going to go create some toliet sculpture.

Thanks...

Back to the boring thread...
 
2005-04-01 09:19:24 AM  
Shat, I forgot it's April Fool's Day here on Fark. Be afraid. Be very afraid...
 
2005-04-01 09:21:09 AM  
Transformers vs. Jesus, who would win?
 
2005-04-01 09:22:49 AM  
Ah dasent get it.


"Whoo-Hooo! Clear the launchway, men! We're takin' this baby TO THE MOOOOOON!"
 
2005-04-01 09:23:50 AM  
Stanley Kowalski Boldly Beaches Blanche.
 
2005-04-01 09:25:34 AM  
What was the deal with the guinea pigs a few minutes ago? April fools?
 
2005-04-01 09:26:50 AM  
freedom, FREEEDOM!

-richie havens was here
 
2005-04-01 09:26:57 AM  
There are too many goat fondlers on this thread.

"Baleeted!"
 
2005-04-01 10:04:11 AM  
Threadjack!

Anyone notice that the email limit is slowly increasing towards 2 GB?? And you can put pretty colors in your emails now too!

End Threadjack!
 
2005-04-01 10:05:14 AM  
Transformers vs. Jesus, who would win?

optimus prime every time, because optimus prime is jewish after all
 
2005-04-01 10:42:15 AM  
bleach blanche, or what?

 
2005-04-01 11:12:39 AM  
Not that anyone cares, but this is actually a problem around my area. Boulders are in high demand so that lawyers Max and Melissa McMansion can have their "exposure" on their McMansion on their tiny lots. You have to have an "exposure" in your McMansion, it is part of the must have yuppie shopping list for McMansnions...

1) exposure
2) 9' ceilings
3) whirlpool tub they will never actually fill.
4) Media room for mind-draining "entertainment"
5) Fake stone counters


They use the boulders for retaining walls and decoration. This has driven the price of rocks way up, as the yuppies don't really care how much they pay for them. A good boulder can go for hundreds "installed". The high price has resulted in rock thefts and the scouring of natural areas for any loose rocks.

Kind of funny actually.
 
2005-04-01 12:11:19 PM  
Bah...Colorado Springs is better.
 
2005-04-01 12:39:52 PM  
When thangs couldn' git inny weirder, they bloody hell did.
 
2005-04-01 12:49:49 PM  
Hey! It's South Africa. What do you expect? They'd steal the sand if they could figure out a way to sell it.
 
2005-04-02 12:02:53 AM  
Fark CU! Farking Buffaloes.
 
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