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(Reuters)   Suge Knight ordered to pay woman $107 million. Countdown to her dying in an unfortunate accident: 5... 4... 3...   ( divider line
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2005-03-31 09:48:55 AM  
Oh for sure.... aint even time to count down, she's a moving target right now...
2005-03-31 11:00:57 AM  
I almost submitted this with the same headline. It's funny because it's true.
2005-03-31 11:01:27 AM  
timnlay: she's a moving target right now...

As is the submitter now I'm sure.
2005-03-31 11:16:04 AM  
oh thanks, admins, i'm screwed now

2005-03-31 11:30:46 AM  
Suge Knight is good people. Please don't kill me.
2005-03-31 12:51:51 PM  
Too cold, too cold...
2005-03-31 01:32:00 PM  
not really. Suge Knight kills people. That's what he does. He frickin tried to kill Dr. Dre two months ago at the Vibe awards or whatever that was.

Hopefully, bringing attention to it will guarentee this woman's safety, or if she does die, will finally end in him getting locked up where he belongs.

I'm being way too serious for a Thursday.
2005-03-31 01:54:16 PM  
$107 million can buy you a lot of bodyguards. She could just make a human shield around her at all times.
2005-03-31 02:22:47 PM  
Suge held Rob Van Winkle (vanilla ice) by the feet and dangled him from one of the top floors of a hotel. Too bad he didnt finish that little incident.
2005-03-31 02:22:52 PM  
He probably killed Tupoc as well.
2005-03-31 02:24:45 PM  
This thug shiat is so farking old.
2005-03-31 02:26:30 PM  
so farking what?
greenlight the hedberg thread admins!
2005-03-31 02:26:59 PM  
They're not called Death Row Records for nuthin'...
2005-03-31 02:27:06 PM  
GIS for Suge Knight:

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2005-03-31 02:28:50 PM  
Dead woman walkin......I mean he's killed people for dissing him....this chick has some balls.
2005-03-31 02:28:58 PM  

$107 million can buy you a lot of bodyguards. She could just make a human shield around her at all times.

Yeah, uh, she might want to make that a human igloo.

2005-03-31 02:29:57 PM  
Suge Knight is in desperate need of a bullet to the brainpan.
2005-03-31 02:31:26 PM  
I think I'll stand outside his house with a candle until the court reverses the order.
2005-03-31 02:32:26 PM  
I seriously doubt that Suge will kill her. Lydia Thomas' husband was one of the biggest cocaine dealers in the world. If Suge touches a hair on her body, he will have to be picked up off the street with the world's biggest spatula.
2005-03-31 02:37:54 PM  
The judge entered a default judgment because Knight's attorney's were deemed to be hoarding evidence? Is that common? $107 million seems like a harsh punishment for not complying with discovery.
2005-03-31 02:39:28 PM  
yay for gang oriented violence! he's rich isn't he? So what the hell is he so worried about, she didn't really dis him at all, she just took some money...
Wait, what am I saying? He should take her out!
2005-03-31 02:41:18 PM  
Cue vegetative state jokes in 3...2..1.
2005-03-31 02:44:17 PM  
Suge appears to be one big Mac away from a well deserved stroke, He aught to go teach a health class or something, the fat old criminal.
2005-03-31 02:44:51 PM  
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2005-03-31 02:45:50 PM  
Hope he transferred the assets over 5 years ago, or else they can charge him with "fraudulent conveance". Issues like this are always coming up when people move their assets into a trust, so they can get medicare/medicaid, and other benefits under the guise of being "poor"
2005-03-31 02:45:57 PM  
Suge Knight might be the scariest man on the planet.
2005-03-31 02:47:24 PM  
In the article it mentions that her husband was in prison at the time Death Row records was formed, so I am sure she has experience with "thug life".
Still collecting will be problematic, as Suge has moved most of his assets to associates, so it is unlikely she will even get 1/10 of that.
2005-03-31 02:51:40 PM  
The judge entered a default judgment because Knight's attorney's were deemed to be hoarding evidence? Is that common? $107 million seems like a harsh punishment for not complying with discovery

I'm not familiar with the case but from what I've read they also "broke court rules". That usually means the judge gave them *very* specific instructions which they didn't follow.

One of the first things you learn as a young lawyer is that it's usually not a wise to piss of the presiding judge.

I think she's gonna have a hard time liquidating her claim.
2005-03-31 02:53:10 PM  
One of the first things you learn as a young lawyer is that it's usually not a wise to piss of the presiding judge.

I wonder if this applies to SCO vs. IBM
2005-03-31 02:55:24 PM  
I'm afraid to even post in this thread.
2005-03-31 02:55:40 PM  
I think she's gonna have a hard time liquidating her claim.

By 'liquidating her claim' did you mean 'living to see the next dawn'? Or that she'll have an easy time being liquidated herself?
2005-03-31 03:04:41 PM  
Too bad they didn't keep his sorry butt in prison. This has got to be the only rich black dude in America that Johnny Cochran didn't get off by playing the race card
2005-03-31 03:16:40 PM  
It's a well known fact that Suge Knight is a passive, gay man who enjoys gardening and holistic healing study groups. On weekends, we leads a dried flower arrangement class down at the Y and brings vegan meals to shut ins.
2005-03-31 03:17:37 PM  
Terri Schiavo dies....Suge Knight walks free. Talk about a backwards world.
2005-03-31 03:20:01 PM  
Oh yeah, this is gonna end well...

And bump, you better hope Suge ain't reading that....street cred's a biatch to maintain.
2005-03-31 03:35:04 PM  
from Reuters

A Los Angeles judge ordered Knight to pay Lydia Harris $47 million in economic and noneconomic damages and $60 million in punitive damages, according to a March 9 order.

Seems to me if they got that far along in the judgement they had to do something seriously wrong I.E. withholding information. etc.
2005-03-31 03:39:31 PM  
She is going to be shot while riding in the car with Suge on the way to the bank to get the money. Of course Suge will say he can't identify the shooter, and of course you would have to be crazy to have someone shoot and kill your passenger with you in the car, right?
2005-03-31 03:42:39 PM  
How the hell do you pronounce "Suge"?
2005-03-31 03:47:28 PM  
It's pronuced like Sugar minus the r
2005-03-31 03:53:47 PM  
He can't get out of paying by killing her. He'll have to pay her estate.
2005-03-31 03:57:14 PM  
still.....who's gonna biatch about getting $10.7 million, if she does only collect 1/10th?
2005-03-31 03:58:14 PM  
Suge Knight is a big fat fatty marshmallow poopoo cacahead and smells like butt and his butt stinks and is a poohead. If he ever bothers me I'll yell at him till I'm tired! Big doodoohead.
2005-03-31 04:03:01 PM  
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2005-03-31 04:13:17 PM  
Now you see? This is what a thuggish life-style will get you in the end. On the other hand, Suge, I'd be willing to start a campaign to pay off your debt if you would just do one last thuggish thing and kill this ass-clown:

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2005-03-31 04:21:23 PM  
knight did not have tupac killed.

when tupac was shot, knight was there and was shot in the flabby creases in his neck. i dont know about you, but if I was to fake being attacked, i would have my friend shoot me somewhere other than 4 inches from my head.

actual quote from the night tupac was killed (as repeated by shug.

knight "we got to get you to a hospital"

tupac "Ni----, you the one shot in the head!"

tupac was pronounced dead as he arrived at the hospital
even in the moments before death he had a grip on the english language and poetry.
2005-03-31 04:30:38 PM  
Isn't her husband a bigtime cokelord or something? Suge had better watch HIS step if he knows what's good for him, if she had the balls to sue him for that much I doubt she's worried about him messing with her. Her old man is supposed to be high up on the dopewars food chain, not just a music thug that picks on Rob Van Winkle.

What's funny is how he keeps getting referred to in news as a "rap mogul" when he hasnt been relevant in rap or any music for some years now. He's basically a punchline, I'm sure Dr.Dre and the rest all laugh at him now.
2005-03-31 04:49:39 PM  
Wait, ISN'T THERE A LITIGATION CRISIS? Where are the cries about litigation crises, tort reform, excessive damage awards, etc.

Hey, Terri is dead, DeLay--DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.
2005-03-31 04:54:01 PM  
Someone should split that guy's wig.
2005-03-31 04:58:59 PM  
Don't worry. He makes that much in a week selling drugs and whoring out his women.
2005-03-31 05:22:58 PM  
Is it me or does Suge look like the Kingpin?? Hes got to be like 400 pounds! Maybe 450. All I know is am 6'6, 325 and he towers over me.
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